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Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: BeefExtreme] * 1
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Clearly you just gotta stretch those calves out more during downward dog!

Dude, that is a good list of shit being wrecked.  I've always been too afraid of severe injury so I never messed around with tricks on a bicycle or skate boarding.  However I have received several head injuries, twice I needed stitches and one of those times I lost consciousness, and there is a decent scar on the side of my head I have no memory from.

The second time I needed stitches, I hit my head walking out of a van on the hook that closes the back doors.  I fell flat on my ass, barely able to talk at first.  Lots of blood.  I was going through some pretty bad depression and after that it was gone and I was in a great mood for almost 2 years, until my gf at the time cheated on me.  I've half jokingly thought about hitting my head again to knock out of a depression but these things have to be accidents.  On purpose would probably lead to disaster.


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Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: KlarnEvil9]
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Klarn, Mars Red Sky is a damn good one. I'll have to dabble in the other on my way home. Not sure I have heard of them. Thanks for sharing!

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Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: DV8DUG]
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DV8DUG said:
callmehippie said:
AstroSporeFiend said:
Gotta confession. Hopefully God hears this but, if not, his loss.

I’ve been listening to a ton of ska music lately.  And I fucking love it! My poor wife has seen me skanking around the house wearing nothing but boxers and headphones, dancing like tomorrow is a future plan, but only if it fits into my schedule. I don’t know what has gotten into me, but I’m digging it!




My wife is a huge ska fan as well. Check out "the Slackers".  they're really good. It's her favorite band. They helped me propose to her in the middle of one of their concerts.



Mustard Plug gets it. I like skacore. Bands like Choking Victim and Operation Ivy is what Rancid once was.



She's a huge operation ivy fan as well.


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Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: callmehippie]
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i used to get stitched so much i finally just got a skin stapler from my friend who was the emt captain where i grew up.  stapled my own scalp once when i accidentally peeled my wig back working in a basement.  my line of work at the time, i was always getting cut. excacating around broken pipes, lots of broken glass in the earth.  my hands are shredded. i just get mad when i get cut now.  hasnt happened in quite some time.  office guy now.  i did do a good spray of blood when duc and i remodeled the bathroom last fall.  caught on a nail or something.

i kept all the staples from the stabbing.  hundreds.  i thought id make some kind of little bell or chime with them all but they just sit in a little plastic jar in a box.

Edited by BeefExtreme (02/10/26 09:01 PM)

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Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: BeefExtreme]
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I knew a guy who was working on the loading line. Somebody knocked over a carpet that fell down 12 feet fast he turned around and tensed his whole body, it hit a rib and some pectoral.
Shattering the rib instantly.
After surgery he still has the broken off shard.
He keeps it in a little glass bottle and loves showing it to people.
:crackvial:

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Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: GenesisCorrupted] * 2
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woof. ribs fuckin hurt like no other.  "degloved" my ring finger with a tungsten weddding ring jumping off the back of loading dock once.  that was a owie.

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Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: conz0r]
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conz0r said:
Back when I lived in Wappingers falls, some 16 years ago I used to go to full moon ceremonies every month at the chapel of sacred mirrors, Alex Gray's place. I didn't understand the significance whatsoever I just turned up every month, climbed the tower with the mirror ladder to smoke a spliff with my wife and then dance with the fire jugglers.

Fucking amazing I swear, but the drum circles were the best part for me. Like if people understood the euphoria you can get from just resonance alone they'd fill stadiums.

I can only guess there's a concerted effort to keep things of that nature from humanity. That's the ancient Egyptian route of technology.



I've been to the cosmetic before. Chill place. They weren't into me smoking weed though. I just didn't have a vape. Did you ever go to the full moon gatherings at magic meadow in woodstock? So many good drum circles.


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Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: KlarnEvil9]
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KlarnEvil9 said:
I appreciate the positive thoughts, y'all.

I tore it last May, so it's been an ongoing thing for many moons now. I'm sure I have made it worse along the way. Not too worried about the surgery itself, it's the recovery that seems daunting. Very thankful that my bosses are super cool about this kind of thing.

I've been doing some PT last couple of months. It has helped some, and I love the place I've been going. Definitely going back there after the procedure. They integrate massage, cupping, dry needling, etc into the treatment plan. Cupping bruises are crazy, but I'm a delicate flower and might have bruised up more than average. Nice to see some TCM techniques mixed in, the PT place I went after hospitalization a few years back was more like a quiet gym.

Learning to walk again was fucking brutal, and it made me dig up grit and determination that I didn't know I had. After 3 weeks in hospital / inpatient PT+OT, I was actually able to hobble out of there on my own 2 feet. Using a walker of course, and a nurse right behind me with a wheelchair, but the fact that they allowed me that bit of dignity was huge. I quit counting how many times I fell trying to get up to piss, and ending up in a puddle of my own piss, trying to reach the call button.

Don't run out of B12 kids, have your doctor check it if they don't already. If it gets below a certain level your body will just start attacking itself. Starting with nerve endings in the extremities. Once they figured this out, that first B12 shot was a godsend.

Ok, enough of my shit, here's some French stoner doom:

Mars Red Sky:



GlowSun:


My friend and bandmate discovered these guys, got the vinyl from overseas somewhere, then called me up and said "hey come over and listen to this band. The guitarist sounds like YOU." I was skeptical, but homey definitely attacks stuff how I might. Tonally similar in ways as well. It was weird but kinda uplifting, I don't consider myself to be that great a guitarist. My buddy would disagree, he likes to tell people that I've been in his last 2 bands because I can play anything.



My dude...:migraine:

Learning to walk again I hell, you're dealing with old joints not brand new ones, fucking insane. The overall weakness fucked my mental which fucked the walking.

What I will say though is the most "complete" people I've ever met, at least what I'd consider spiritually strong - good fortitude, they're all people that have had to build themselves back up after being nearly destroyed.

Blessings in disguise I I think ultimately. The universe doesn't share our tiny sense of humour so what might seem cruel to us is a good laugh up on high I'm sure!


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Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: Sulfurshelfsean]
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Sulfurshelfsean said:
conz0r said:
Back when I lived in Wappingers falls, some 16 years ago I used to go to full moon ceremonies every month at the chapel of sacred mirrors, Alex Gray's place. I didn't understand the significance whatsoever I just turned up every month, climbed the tower with the mirror ladder to smoke a spliff with my wife and then dance with the fire jugglers.

Fucking amazing I swear, but the drum circles were the best part for me. Like if people understood the euphoria you can get from just resonance alone they'd fill stadiums.

I can only guess there's a concerted effort to keep things of that nature from humanity. That's the ancient Egyptian route of technology.



I've been to the cosmetic before. Chill place. They weren't into me smoking weed though. I just didn't have a vape. Did you ever go to the full moon gatherings at magic meadow in woodstock? So many good drum circles.



No unfortunately! Heroin snagged me about a year after the gatherings and that was that... From hippie circles in the woods to trap houses in Poughkeepsie. What a shit show, but again blessings in disguise.

SO grateful I went through it then and not now, the recovery would be a different experience in this older body.


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Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: BeefExtreme]
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BeefExtreme said:
woof. ribs fuckin hurt like no other.  "degloved" my ring finger with a tungsten weddding ring jumping off the back of loading dock once.  that was a owie.



Degloved :mugatu:

What a word, dude after so many "horrific" injuries happen does it just become "meh" like getting hurt fighting does?


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Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: conz0r]
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I've just read this thread from the start. This is the hardest I've laughed In fucking months! I love all of you I swear it :fingerpistol:

The ex-gf munching on the pins i think was the worst thing I read. I won't mention names but the funniest thing I've read on shroomery was "I noticed the contaminated jar was super warm! So I put it in the middle of my other bags to use as a heater!" :alphabrain:


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Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: conz0r] * 4
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Confession...
After having listened to really crappy PC speakers for more than seven years (confession indeed)... And only after I blew out the sub on those...

Now going through my music collection over a decent set of standalone speakers, I feel like having gone a bit too far with the anti-consumerist thing. I don't know how I put up with that low quality sound.

A friend gave me a full surround system and I originally wanted to install just the smallest speakers. But out of curiosity I wanted to listen to the large standalone speakers. Well there's no going back now. Some friction with the neighbors is also forecast. Never imagined something not cult- or chainsaw-related could awake such greed in me. So yeah. I confess to both greed and bad earcare.


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Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: BeefExtreme]
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BeefExtreme said:
woof. ribs fuckin hurt like no other.  "degloved" my ring finger with a tungsten weddding ring jumping off the back of loading dock once.  that was a owie.



Given that you've already suffered so many woopsies (not counting the big C obviously) and are now trapped in a boring, safe, office environment, would you consider a side gig as a stuntman?

The HR department is always making us watch "health and safety" training videos.  You could be the besuited guy falling off the 3' ladder, slipping on spilled coffee in the break room, hurting himself lifting a box of paper,  getting his sleeve caught in the office shredder ...


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Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: andymc]
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andymc said:
BeefExtreme said:
woof. ribs fuckin hurt like no other.  "degloved" my ring finger with a tungsten weddding ring jumping off the back of loading dock once.  that was a owie.



Given that you've already suffered so many woopsies (not counting the big C obviously) and are now trapped in a boring, safe, office environment, would you consider a side gig as a stuntman?

The HR department is always making us watch "health and safety" training videos.  You could be the besuited guy falling off the 3' ladder, slipping on spilled coffee in the break room, hurting himself lifting a box of paper,  getting his sleeve caught in the office shredder ...



You could work in a life-alert sponsor in there too. After the harrowing 3' fall slow zoom to beef wheezing "help, I've fallen and I can't get up"


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Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: conz0r]
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hell no haha.  i keep it real
safe now. 

"no higher than corn, no lower than potatoes" as my dad used to say and his dad before him.  i think it was translated from german and meant something like "stay off the high steel, stay out of the mines." in other words.  stay a farmer and stay alive.  funny though, faming is how i got half my injuries. 

@klarn bud if you ever want to talk about pain management just lmk.  ive got some books and stome bits of wisdom.  another old german expression i still use is "youll rust apart befofe you break apart".  in other words, keep moving.

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Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: BeefExtreme]
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I will probably take you up on that, hopefully I don't have to deal with being in pain management - the opioid kind, did that for 4 years, it sucked a lot and getting kicked out made me have to go cold turkey.

I have a feeling I'll be making myself move more once I'm on the mend. I actually was in kinda decent shape for a bit after I was able to walk again, was going to the gym and everything. Need to get back to that.


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Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: conz0r]
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conz0r said:
Sulfurshelfsean said:
conz0r said:
Back when I lived in Wappingers falls, some 16 years ago I used to go to full moon ceremonies every month at the chapel of sacred mirrors, Alex Gray's place. I didn't understand the significance whatsoever I just turned up every month, climbed the tower with the mirror ladder to smoke a spliff with my wife and then dance with the fire jugglers.

Fucking amazing I swear, but the drum circles were the best part for me. Like if people understood the euphoria you can get from just resonance alone they'd fill stadiums.

I can only guess there's a concerted effort to keep things of that nature from humanity. That's the ancient Egyptian route of technology.



I've been to the cosmetic before. Chill place. They weren't into me smoking weed though. I just didn't have a vape. Did you ever go to the full moon gatherings at magic meadow in woodstock? So many good drum circles.



No unfortunately! Heroin snagged me about a year after the gatherings and that was that... From hippie circles in the woods to trap houses in Poughkeepsie. What a shit show, but again blessings in disguise.

SO grateful I went through it then and not now, the recovery would be a different experience in this older body.



The hippy circle to trap house pipeline is very real on the Hudson Valley:/ glad you got out:)


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Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: Sulfurshelfsean] * 2
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So there's a new album coming soon from Melvin's + Napalm Death!!! That's gonna be badass, might have to pre-order a copy.


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Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: KlarnEvil9] * 2
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Fuck ya:rockon:  sounds like a "honey bucket"




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Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: callmehippie] * 1
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They have a song out already! Now I just need some headphones at work...



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