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Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: tree frog] * 3
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tree frog said:
AstroSporeFiend said:
Welcome back, treefrog!


Thanks Astro!  Glad to see so many good folks stuck around over winter :smile:

@Ryzho oh the Lysol bombs. I remember those days.  I first started growing doing inoculations naked in a Lysol bombed utility closet.

All said, not the worst thing I've ever done to my poor lungs.


Welcome back tree.

I’ll never forget my first time, total lysol
Bomb.


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Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: Mr Piggy]
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Thanks Piggy!  Good to see you fam :smile:


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Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: tree frog] * 1
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:catfrog::catfrog::catfrog::catfrog::smileyfrog: hope you are well. :typonese:


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Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: tree frog]
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Lysol was all the rage in 2020! People were putting that shit on everything from doorknobs to pizza!

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Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: AstroSporeFiend] * 1
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that period of time was such a fuckin nightmarish disaster


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Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: flapping_bird] * 2
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Nah. It only confirmed government conspiracies, taught people to be afraid of literally everything, sunk small businesses, and supposedly gave celebrities the voice and wisdom of John Lennon. Wasn’t that bad.

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Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: AstroSporeFiend]
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AstroSporeFiend said:
Nah. It only confirmed government conspiracies, taught people to be afraid of literally everything, sunk small businesses, and supposedly gave celebrities the voice and wisdom of John Lennon. Wasn’t that bad.


:rofl:


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Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: Nokumana] * 1
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Good to see you Froggy. Hope your holidays were good.


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Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: 1NFIN8] * 6
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Excited for dinner tonight - just seasoned up a nice piece of pacific black cod with some of AZStarman's smokey habanero rub. Will be served with some garlic-y asparagus and maybe some rice or mash.

(Starman's spice rubs are AMAZING by the way. Tons of flavor, nice heat level, not much salt. All of them are top notch, but I'm going to need more cajun seasoning soon!)

edited for right type of cod


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Edited by KlarnEvil9 (02/05/26 08:50 PM)

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Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: KlarnEvil9] * 3
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sounds legitimate. i need to get on that. wait is azy selling spices? i want a link! beef loves some motherfuckin spice!
hellofresh, klarn, piggy, frog? all within 12hr period? fuckinwow. vibes are tight. fives are high.


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Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: KlarnEvil9]
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Thank you both 💚


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Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: BeefExtreme]
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BeefExtreme said:
sounds legitimate. i need to get on that. wait is azy selling spices? i want a link! beef loves some motherfuckin spice!
hellofresh, klarn, piggy, frog? all within 12hr period? fuckinwow. vibes are tight. fives are high.


I was just about to type the exact same thing! I've got a pellet smoker that's just dying to get used soon and I need some good rubs that aren't too spicy. Starman, what gives?


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Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: BeefExtreme]
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BeefExtreme said:
sounds legitimate. i need to get on that. wait is azy selling spices? i want a link! beef loves some motherfuckin spice!
hellofresh, klarn, piggy, frog? all within 12hr period? fuckinwow. vibes are tight. fives are high.


Me an AZ got a trade thang going on.

Shit, might have have just blown up his spot.


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Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: Nokumana]
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Nokumana said:
BeefExtreme said:
sounds legitimate. i need to get on that. wait is azy selling spices? i want a link! beef loves some motherfuckin spice!
hellofresh, klarn, piggy, frog? all within 12hr period? fuckinwow. vibes are tight. fives are high.


I was just about to type the exact same thing! I've got a pellet smoker that's just dying to get used soon and I need some good rubs that aren't too spicy. Starman, what gives?


They are probably more spicy than you are looking for, I said it that way because I like the heat. In my mouth.


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Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: BeefExtreme]
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BeefExtreme said:
straight enough for me, my fiend.


hey, guys i was wondering..

would it be immoral or otherwise ethically wrong to just unplug or delete ai systems as a whole? or.. would we owe it
to them--as their creator-- to allow them a "retirement" and let them spend a virtual eternity unencumbered by our endless summoning and questions?"



What do you do with cultures you don't want to keep?


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Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: Nichrome] * 3
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Nichrome said:
BeefExtreme said:
straight enough for me, my fiend.


hey, guys i was wondering..

would it be immoral or otherwise ethically wrong to just unplug or delete ai systems as a whole? or.. would we owe it
to them--as their creator-- to allow them a "retirement" and let them spend a virtual eternity unencumbered by our endless summoning and questions?"



What do you do with cultures you don't want to keep?


Send them to Klarn for long term torture and elimination. That way you can be sure that no part of your creation will survive to destroy anything.


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Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: KlarnEvil9] * 1
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KlarnEvil9 said:
Nichrome said:
BeefExtreme said:
straight enough for me, my fiend.


hey, guys i was wondering..

would it be immoral or otherwise ethically wrong to just unplug or delete ai systems as a whole? or.. would we owe it
to them--as their creator-- to allow them a "retirement" and let them spend a virtual eternity unencumbered by our endless summoning and questions?"



What do you do with cultures you don't want to keep?


Send them to Klarn for long term torture and elimination. That way you can be sure that no part of your creation will survive to destroy anything.


Im Thurman, and I endorse this message. 👍


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Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: Phaethon] * 4
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Phaethon said:
I had been putting off germinating a swab for a while, since I always suck at handling them.

I unwrapped the short swab, which is the only one I have of this species, flamed my tweezers in case I wanted to leave the whole thing in a plate at some point, picked up the swab with the tweezers, then wanted to adjust my grip. Grabbed a little further up the tweezers with my other hand, found it still too hot to touch, and dropped the damn swab onto my work surface. :facepalm: Then, after inoculating a few plates (with the side that didn't seem to touch the table) and putting the swab back away, I went to pick up the last plate to put it in the stack...and stuck my finger right into the agar since I hadn't lidded it.

:fuck:

I have a feeling some BRF pucks are in my future.


Somehow I wound up with mostly usable plates :mushroom2:


Only one that I don't really want to even open. Even the finger smash plate would be usable if needed. :lol: Shockingly I don't even see bacteria where the smash is, only Psilocybe mycelium. (That plate isn't well focused, sorry, but it's around 10 o'clock on the lower-right plate, where there's a gap and a raised section of mycelium, since the finger went all the way to the base.)


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Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: 1NFIN8] * 1
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I like the spice that makes me sweat and then reminds me next day as my ass is on fire. That’s perfect heat.


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Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: 1NFIN8] * 1
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1NFIN8 said:
I like the spice that makes me sweat and then reminds me next day as my ass is on fire. That’s perfect heat.


Dude, I literally never had ass burn until maybe the 2nd time I ate ghost peppers. Made me realize why many of my friends thought I was a psycho for the level of spicy I tend to make things. Makes me sweat every time, but it rarely survives the GI tract. My body needs the spicy too much to let it pass by.

Pro tip - getting capsaicin on your eyelids or nostrils is way worse than anywhere in the bikini area.

edit - I haven't had a more perfectly seared and delicious piece of fish in at least a decade, and I have cooked and eaten a lot of fish.

Been trying to nail the cook time on these black cod filets for a while, finally got it. Like, Gordon Ramsey can kiss my ass level perfection. I'll take my Michelin Star now, thanks.


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Edited by KlarnEvil9 (02/05/26 09:18 PM)

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