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Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: ThurmanMurman] * 9
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When I had my coloscopy last year, the doc came in and said, "okay Jason, try not to get an erection this time."  I said, "WOAH, Doc!  My name isn't Jason - it's Dave!  Are you sure you have the right patient?"
He said, "Yeah, MY name is Jason."


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Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: Nokumana] * 2
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When in medical school, it comes time for people to pick their specialties...

Anyone who raises their hand for 'proctologist' should be rounded up and questioned


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Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: andymc] * 4
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Also, in the cop school application, the first question should be "have you always wanted to be a cop?"

Anyone who answers 'yes' should be automatically disqualified.


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Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: andymc] * 4
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andymc said:
Also, in the cop school application, the first question should be "have you always wanted to be a cop?"

Anyone who answers 'yes' should be automatically disqualified.


The biggest d-bag I've met in a long time is a person who always wanted to be and now is a cop


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Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: andymc] * 1
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andymc said:
Also, in the cop school application, the first question should be "have you always wanted to be a cop?"

Anyone who answers 'yes' should be automatically disqualified.


The only acceptable answer, however, should be "I've always wanted to be a retired cop."


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Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: B Traven] * 2
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Hey, wasn’t “ex-cops” a GWAR side project? I haven’t thought about either of those bands in a bit.

Anyway, cops suck. Most of them are drones. They have been programmed to believe they are protecting and serving the public. They are too dim to know they are only protecting and serving the lawyers, politicians, and the uber-rich.

I knew a dude who took the cop test. Couldn’t pass it. He’s a pretty intelligent guy. When I asked him how the hell that happened, he basically eluded to several questions standing out as tests of obedience.

I’m just saying’…:shrug:

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Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: AstroSporeFiend] * 1
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Yep, that's why I think the best you could possibly do is someone who's just counting backwards from 20 lol


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Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: B Traven] * 2
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You’re probably right. I’ve never really understood how someone would ever want that job. Even if one goes in with good intentions, they either get absorbed by the mindset or just fucking quit after a few years. It is hard to fathom a “decent” cop making it to retirement.

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Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: AstroSporeFiend] * 6
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Hey guys. Thanks again for all of your priceless advice. I've been dwelling on it this week while I was on a self-ban. Took a ban because I felt like I needed to unlatch from your tasty teet to breath in my surroundings. The difficult feelings of the new job, my relationship troubles, the female attention at work, and my lifelong internal struggle are getting better. I'm in damn good shape at the moment. Thanks for the help. I hope I'm able to return the favor. You guys are good people. Thank you for making a mark on my life. :heart::heart::heart:

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Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: Gilmour Hendrix] * 2
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im really glad to hear this pard.  things have a way of getting distorted over time.  it takes a moment of compression to hear the melody and remember how the song goes.


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Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: BeefExtreme]
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Anyone going to see "Melania"?


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Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: Mackload] * 2
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Mackload said:
Anyone going to see "Melania"?


:ohyou:


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Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: Gilmour Hendrix] * 2
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Welcome back!:cool::mushroom2: happy to hear you are well and things are getting easier. Self ban is a great thing. Once in awhile it's a nice reset

:feelsgoodman:

Hope everything continues on the up and up :mushroom2::heart:

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Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: Agar Wedge] * 2
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Hey, Gil! Great to have you back, dude. You’ve been missed.

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Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: Gilmour Hendrix] * 2
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Missed you, GH. Glad to see you here today.


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Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: AstroSporeFiend] * 2
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AstroSporeFiend said:
You’re probably right. I’ve never really understood how someone would ever want that job. Even if one goes in with good intentions, they either get absorbed by the mindset or just fucking quit after a few years. It is hard to fathom a “decent” cop making it to retirement.


I have a cop friend. Only because we were friends before he went cop. He joined to help people. Before that he was a paramedic. It didn't take long for him to see cops are just mafia. He wouldn't play ball, so they tried to set him up. A couple times. Luckily, now he got a transfer to be a school resource officer. Recently, his old precinct called him back to offer him detective. He knows better. He said in the last 6 months 6 cops from there have either "killed themselves" or are plain missing. Cops are as dirty as portrayed in the movies. Except one.


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Your ego is your nemesis.
Seek the truth tirelessly,
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Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: Mackload] * 2
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Mackload said:
Anyone going to see "Melania"?


I’m sure a few people will go.
:firstladyofapproval::presidential::pawshake:

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Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: LadysKnight] * 3
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I'm willing to believe there is a decent cop somewhere, but I for damn sure never met one. I mean there were probably even some decent people in the Wehrmacht or IDF. Life produces anomalies :shrug:

Nothing against your friend, LK, if he hangs out with you, he's bound to be a cool guy somehow. My experience with cops is seeing them release dogs on people in lock-ons, pepperspraying slim-figured students (that posed no real threat to any person over 70 kgs) in the face, beating up people and harassing people who sleep on the streets because they have nowhere else to go. And they beat me on my fucking fingers when I was holding a banner, so now I have one pinky that nags me when it's cold and isn't in line with the rest.



Anyone else got this flu that's doing the rounds? Never been so dogshit sick from a flu.


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Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: Churpee Choozle] * 4
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Same here. My uncle still has 2 cop bullets in his back.

My cop friend knows damn well we're only friends because I knew him for a couple years first.

It's kinda nice getting inside info and a mule escort too.


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It takes guts to be
gentle and kind

Another way to live

Your ego is your nemesis.
Seek the truth tirelessly,
Even at the cost of your own sanity.
-fiddle_head

Edited by LadysKnight (01/31/26 12:58 PM)

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Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: LadysKnight] * 3
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The only decent cops I’ve ever met were former cops, who either quit after a couple years because of the bullshit, or were forced out because they wouldn’t cover up the shenanigans inside the system. 

Ive been arrested for literally nothing a couple times. Both times I’ve been forced to hire an attorney and before any kind of trial the judge had tossed the cases. Why wasn’t the state forced to pay for my attorney fees when it was solely a result of dumb cops?

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