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Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: Smellyhobbit] * 2
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Smellyhobbit said:
I need a nemesis. Someone disagree with two thirds of what I say. I promise I won't be so graceful and we can have a fued.


A Dark Helmet to your Lone Starr?


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Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: 1NFIN8] * 3
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flapping_bird said:
@gil - ever tried doing standup comedy? If you could hit a groove, you'd be killing it. Might be worth going to watch a couple of open mic standup nights somewhere in your area. They're everywhere. You've got a talent with keeping it light & that's a gift.  Peace to you, brother!


I have not, but I have seriously considered it. My anxiety would be the first hurdle. If I could become comfortable or have enough confidence in my material, I might do ok.

Being a writer for sketch comedy would be fun.

Thank you for the compliment, man!

1NFIN8 said:
Smellyhobbit said:
I need a nemesis. Someone disagree with two thirds of what I say. I promise I won't be so graceful and we can have a fued.


A Dark Helmet to your Lone Starr?


:creepylurker:


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Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: Gilmour Hendrix] * 3
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I thing a great way to try on the idea would be to just go to some open mics and watch. I’m thinking that pretty soon, you’d be like, “I’m pretty sure I could do better than that!” And off ya go!

Of course, I’m talkin’ as one that has never tried it myself, but, I did eat a few shrooms the other day, so, ya know, the world is full of possibilities right now!


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Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: flapping_bird] * 3
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I think most performers experience anxiety, also true for any public speakers (classroom teachers, professors in lecture halls, etc.). You do get used to it over time, like anything else. But I think that's also why most have pre-event rituals. And that adrenaline rush provides some of the energy needed to perform, and becomes addictive.

I've been on a little YouTube binge lately watching random standup sets. Avoiding all those assholes who took blood money from the House of Saud. So, lots of up-and-comers. One thing I've observed is that you can pretty much look and sound however you want, or however you happen to, as long as you're comfortable with who you are and can incorporate it into your bit. Gil, I don't know what you look or sound like, but I have no doubt that you're capable of doing that, based on the riffing you've been doing here.


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Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: B Traven] * 2
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:whathesaid:


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Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: LadysKnight] * 1
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Stand up is basically learning the ability to have a room full of people hate you and sticking with it long enough until you have the skills to turn their opinions around


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Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: LadysKnight] * 5
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Thanks, guys! I'll have more time to try to go to an open mic because of the recent career move. Maybe I should start writing down the stuff that doesn't make it out to anyone. The thoughts are often there but I can't always share them for different reasons.

I also like to watch stand-up on youtube. I think the best comics are "clean". If a comic can make me laugh without stooping down into sex, sexual anatomy, or profanity, I find that to be superior. Weiner, butthole, fart, sex, etc jokes seem easy. Sometimes that low-hanging fruit is tempting, though! A guy at work was sharing a story with us about how his wife texted him from the gym last week. This guy is sculpted. He takes weight training very seriously. In the text to him, she said she saw a guy there at the gym she was at who looked like him but bigger. He said he texted her back saying, "Oh? I bet you're going to tell me he had a bigger dick, too". He said, "I must've pissed her off because she never responded to the text". I blurted out "She couldn't respond because she had her hands full". That got a pretty big laugh. Gym rat didn't think it was very funny, tho.

So, yeah. Sometimes a one-liner fits perfectly. Simple, to the point, and heavy.


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Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: Gilmour Hendrix] * 1
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Gilmour Hendrix said:
"She couldn't respond because she had her hands full"


Perfect :rofl:


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Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: andymc]
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Guys anyone here had a vasectomy? Got one booked in next week and looking for hints, tips and painful experiences!

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Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: Bigbbb]
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You'll just be sitting on an ice bag for a week and then you'll be so happy.


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Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: GenesisCorrupted] * 7
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Just get an infertile wife. Follow me for more Hobbit life hacks


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Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: Smellyhobbit]
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Fool me once!


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Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: Gilmour Hendrix] * 1
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Might consider using a voice recorder app on your phone to capture it while it's hot in yer mind. Sometimes, when I have something I need to capture - a random thought or whatever - writing is too slow, but I can record a clip and recover the moment on replay.


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Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: Smellyhobbit]
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How does one go about finding one.  That's an awkward first date question...

Hi nice to meet you..

How's your fertility?

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Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: Bigbbb] * 1
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Bigbbb said:
How does one go about finding one.  That's an awkward first date question...

Hi nice to meet you..

How's your fertility?


Sounds like you’ve got it figured out already 😂


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Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: Bigbbb]
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Bigbbb said:
Guys anyone here had a vasectomy? Got one booked in next week and looking for hints, tips and painful experiences!


A few of us discussed this several pages back - around Xmas week - have a look.


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Edited by andymc (01/23/26 12:53 PM)

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Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: Bigbbb] * 1
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Bigbbb said:
How does one go about finding one.  That's an awkward first date question...

Hi nice to meet you..

How's your fertility?


Post up in front of a fertility clinic or adoption agency.


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Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: ThurmanMurman] * 3
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😂 tinder profile top line

INFERTILE WOMEN TO THE FRONT OF THE QUEUE

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Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: Bigbbb]
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I've also got hemochromatosis hoping it doesn't effect the recovery.

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Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: Smellyhobbit]
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Smellyhobbit said:
Just get an infertile wife. Follow me for more Hobbit life hacks


Well that is good for one partner, but...


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