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Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: Dala] * 5
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thank you all for your good wishes 💓
:naturetrip:
until we meet again


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the observer is the observed
            j. krishnamurti


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Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: chris77] * 2
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Take care, Chris! Hope to see you around sometime soon. Later, dude!

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Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: Nokumana] * 2
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Damn.  Chris I really am going to miss you.

you and I had one silly little rough patch over a day or two. but ever since we cleared that up I definitely feel like we got a little bit closer and found common respect for each other.


My favorite thing in life is watching people that I'm cool with evolve and grow into a happier existence.

Sounds exactly like your on track..
  I really do Envy you and wish you the best of luck.

Definitely stop by occasionally and say hi to all your friends here and let us know that your dream is going well.:hatsoff:


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Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: callmehippie] * 2
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We'll be seein you chris.  Thanks for everything. You do you dude.


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Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: chris77] * 5
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Chris! I hope our orbits collide again one day in a grand but gentle cataclysm where we make a moon that we will name "Hambo Neroni"! A distant civilization will visit it accidentally. They'll snub their noses at it due to it's insignificance and lack of cell reception but we don't care about them, Chris! You know why? Because it's our little moon that we created, together, when we bumped into each other here during some yet-to-be-had chance encounter that I am already looking forward to. See ya when I see ya. Don't bring a helmet.


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Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: BeefExtreme] * 1
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Peace to you, friend! Best wishes to you and yours in your new adventure! Will miss ya!


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Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: Gilmour Hendrix] * 1
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Congrats on the house Chris! Hope your garden feeds you for years to come. Use that PC to do some canning.


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Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: Breadly710] * 2
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Fuck yeah Chris, I want to do exactly what you are. 

Good luck with the garden and house, enjoy the lack of screen time!


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"Wiping a needle with isopropyl after flame sterilization is like shitting after you wipe your ass."

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Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: Mr Piggy] * 7
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I think im actually exhausted. Im gonna take a little breather.  love y'all


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Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: Mr Piggy] * 8
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When I first started, it wasn’t about competing with other cultivators; it was the sheer fear of failure that drove me crazy. I had found a living book on cultivation—a community with live responses to every question. In my haste, I was handed a blueprint, the tools, and a materials list. I grew mushrooms, but I didn't actually know how or why they were growing. I was just following a recipe.

I started buying every gadget I could find, desperate not to let down the mentors who pour their energy into 'jack wagons' who disappear as quickly as the seasons. Then, I got a reality check from Piggy. He looked at a jar I thought was perfect and told me it looked like 'soapy boobs pressed against a shower door.' He knew it was contaminated instantly. My ego flared—didn't he know I had successfully grown mushrooms?

But as I slowed down, the harsh reality hit: I was just another jack wagon. I had followed directions, but I didn't understand the science. When things went wrong, I was lost. I had to ask myself why I was even here. Outside of some youthful experimentation, I wasn't a 'substance' guy. So what was the goal? I took those questions into my first trip—2 grams of community-grown B+. The answer wasn't about the mushrooms; it was about acceptance. I realized my fear of failure was actually a fear of solitude. I didn't just want to grow fungi; I wanted to be part of something more than just an antisocial, middle-aged man.

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Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: Arkyhog] * 4
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Well said, brother. I didn’t know trying to grow a small amount of medicine would have ever turned into the pleasure of getting to meet and interact with this crazy group of people. Now it’s fun, I have a passion for learning and doing it better, and I like talking shit and shop with all of you on this thread.

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Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: Arkyhog] * 2
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You made my brussels sprout! You'll get boned by a stiff ego everytime! Been trying to knife mine when it's not looking. I think I finally got that bastard (me)! Happy to know ya, Arky!


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Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: Gilmour Hendrix] * 2
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Brussels sprouting and a stiff ego? Is it getting hot in here?


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You can ignore the truth to your final breath. But trust me, it will meet you there to be ignored no longer.

The answer to your question is almost always 42
“The answer is always grow more shroom.” Mr Piggy
- Those two answers coexist peacefully.

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Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: Gilmour Hendrix] * 1
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Thanks brother! By the way got something headed your way.

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Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: Arkyhog]
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I'm in a goofy mood, heh. Thanks, Arky! That's one that I have been wanting to get my hands on!


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Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: Gilmour Hendrix] * 3
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Gilmour Hendrix said:
I'm in a goofy mood, heh


Youuuuuuuu




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Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: Not Vegeta] * 1
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Not Vegeta said:
Gilmour Hendrix said:
I'm in a goofy mood, heh


Youuuuuuuu






Those solar flares done fried your egg, huh?


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Shine on forever, shine on benevolent son
Shine down upon the severed
Shine until the two become one

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Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: ThurmanMurman]
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:yeahthatsright:

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Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: Not Vegeta] * 2
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Good luck Chris! Sounds great. If you ever need something weird for the garden and can't find it elsewhere, let me know.

Your own well man, that's next level. I have friends living in strawbale houses, in greenhouses, in vans under some roofing... But none of them have their own well.


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Fight law and order


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Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: Churpee Choozle] * 8
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Thanks again for all your good wishes 🙏🏼
Wishing you a powerful Year of the Fire Horse 2026 🔥✨🌏



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