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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: AZ Starman2112] * 2
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Properly medicated šŸ˜Ž


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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: justaspore]
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:nodofunderstanding:

:seriousthumbsup:

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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: AZ Starman2112]
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And how have things been around here?


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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: justaspore] * 5
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Pretty quiet. I raised a ruckus when people said they weren't ready for a bidet in their lives.

I compared it to going from 480 P to HD.

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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: GenesisCorrupted] * 4
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GenesisCorrupted said:
Pretty quiet. I raised a ruckus when people said they weren't ready for a bidet in their lives.

I compared it to going from 480 P to HD.



That was right around when I joined this forum, and I was like, "my god, I've found my people!"


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-Noku
Eskawata kaya waikiki
HHG
"Shake it like you would a newborn baby" - BeefExtreme

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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: Nokumana]
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Welcome back, justaspore. I was thinking about you the other day. Good to see you're feeling better!


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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: GenesisCorrupted] * 13
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GenesisCorrupted said:
Pretty quiet. I raised a ruckus when people said they weren't ready for a bidet in their lives.

I compared it to going from 480 P to HD.



Shit, tripping on 4g of PE on saturday, sitting on my toto bidet seat set to MAXIMUM PRESSURE  (with pulsation feature) and I think I cleaned my tonsils. It was a religious experience.


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"When a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security."


The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Shroomery <-- This is the way.



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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: Synack] * 8
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Before the more futuristic types swirl away into the future: Happy New Year Shroomery! Love you fine people. Don't do things I would do, or do, but do not deny fair warning was given. Do be do be doob.


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No nation, no border
Fight law and order


Species grown so far

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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: Churpee Choozle] * 6
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For a while I was feeling burnt out with cult and wanted to take a break, but I handed out some jars to my family during Christmas and their reactions convinced me to keep it up. Need to get golden teachers going again from the spore prints I took and clean up this APE culture.

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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: Synack] * 7
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Synack said:
GenesisCorrupted said:
Pretty quiet. I raised a ruckus when people said they weren't ready for a bidet in their lives.

I compared it to going from 480 P to HD.



Shit, tripping on 4g of PE on saturday, sitting on my toto bidet seat set to MAXIMUM PRESSURE  (with pulsation feature) and I think I cleaned my tonsils. It was a religious experience.



Yours has a pulsating feature? These manufacturers are just showing off, at this point. I bet you could really speed bag the ol prostate with that sumbitch. šŸ˜


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Hitchhikers Guide to The Shroomery

Shine on forever, shine on benevolent son
Shine down upon the severed
Shine until the two become one

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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: ThurmanMurman] * 2
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I bet you could really speed bag the ol prostate with that sumbitch. šŸ˜




:nowaydude:


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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: noomer] * 5
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Confessing here to being the ultimate klutz yesterday. Ending the year with a broken rib. I was running and fell yesterday landing on my right hand, my forearm stayed straight and my right ribs and full body weight landed on my elbow. Worked all day in severe pain and went to the walk in urgent care last night after work. X-Ray clearly showed a cracked 9th rib. Thankfully not broken all the way through and I didn’t puncture my lung. 4-6 weeks to heal and they said I’ll be in pain for at a least few weeks. Yay me! I’m back to work today though! Hope you all end and start the year better than me! Wishing all my fellow shroomerites a great and safe New Year’s Eve!

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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: AZ Starman2112]
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OUCH! I can confirm that broken ribs suck ass in a very special way, brother. No fun at all. Best wishes for a speedy recovery.

Peace to you and yours in the new year!


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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: ThurmanMurman] * 2
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ThurmanMurman said:
Yours has a pulsating feature? These manufacturers are just showing off, at this point. I bet you could really speed bag the ol prostate with that sumbitch. šŸ˜



The cadillac, baby https://www.totousa.com/washlet-s2-elongated?color=cotton

Worth every penny and then some.


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"When a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security."


The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Shroomery <-- This is the way.



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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: AZ Starman2112]
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AZ Starman2112 said:
Confessing here to being the ultimate klutz yesterday. Ending the year with a broken rib. I was running and fell yesterday landing on my right hand, my forearm stayed straight and my right ribs and full body weight landed on my elbow. Worked all day in severe pain and went to the walk in urgent care last night after work. X-Ray clearly showed a cracked 9th rib. Thankfully not broken all the way through and I didn’t puncture my lung. 4-6 weeks to heal and they said I’ll be in pain for at a least few weeks. Yay me! I’m back to work today though! Hope you all end and start the year better than me! Wishing all my fellow shroomerites a great and safe New Year’s Eve!



Sorry to hear it, duder. Wishing you a speedy recovery.


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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: AZ Starman2112]
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AZ Starman2112 said:
Confessing here to being the ultimate klutz yesterday. Ending the year with a broken rib. I was running and fell yesterday landing on my right hand, my forearm stayed straight and my right ribs and full body weight landed on my elbow. Worked all day in severe pain and went to the walk in urgent care last night after work. X-Ray clearly showed a cracked 9th rib. Thankfully not broken all the way through and I didn’t puncture my lung. 4-6 weeks to heal and they said I’ll be in pain for at a least few weeks. Yay me! I’m back to work today though! Hope you all end and start the year better than me! Wishing all my fellow shroomerites a great and safe New Year’s Eve!



Shitty way to start the year, heal up, heal fast!


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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: Sulfurshelfsean]
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Thanks guys! I can deal with a lot of pain, but this fucking suuuuuuckssssss!

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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: AZ Starman2112] * 1
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AZ Starman2112 said:
Thanks guys! I can deal with a lot of pain, but this fucking suuuuuuckssssss!



Speaking from experience - having treated a lot of people with broken ribs - I can give you a little bit of light at the end of the tunnel... This is going to totally suck for about 2 weeks. One day - and you can check me on this - you're going to wake up and realize all of a sudden that your pain is like 50% of what it was the day before. Then you're going to go on like that for a few more days to a couple of weeks and then wake up one day and it'll suddenly be totally gone.

Rib fractures are funny like that. They heal in these punctuated moments rather than super duper gradually, so at least you have that to look forward to.


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Eskawata kaya waikiki
HHG
"Shake it like you would a newborn baby" - BeefExtreme

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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: Nokumana] * 1
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happy new years to you all! its been a fun year, hangin round with ya all this past year. Peace and prosperity to all of you and those you love.

vibin now to ā€œchurning of the oceanā€ by Alio Die and Amelia Cuni from a playlist that Gilmour Hendrix shared on here…shamanic something…

peace to all - catch ya tomorrow


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The HHG is a guide to getting started.
New User Welcome Wagon
GROWER’S BEST photo contest: join the fun!
CAKE WARS III - Starts SEPT 1, 2026

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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: flapping_bird] * 10
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Dooood! My year has been a damn good one! I am so far ahead of where I was on Jan 1st 2025! I owe part of this personal acheivement to the advice that this group has offered me. Thank you all for taking the time to help. I came here to grow medicine. You guys have really helped me out. Thank you all! Happy new year!


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