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Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: AstroSporeFiend]
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I'm a puppet


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Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: Vegeta]
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Vegeta said:
I'm a puppet


Why do you say that?

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Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: AstroSporeFiend]
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Because the site got hacked and I used to get paranoid about growing mushrooms :shrug:

Don't care


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Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: Vegeta]
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Gotcha.

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Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: AstroSporeFiend] * 1
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🥜  :youjelly:


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A Love Letter to New Growers
The 7 Edicts of Mushroom Cultivation as Decreed by Smellyhobbit

:kodama:


Anyone can get a canopy. But can you get what you want?

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Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: Smellyhobbit]
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H
Smellyhobbit said:
🥜  :youjelly:


Not sure how to take this.

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Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: AstroSporeFiend]
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I can’t tell if those nuts are considered small or large.


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You can ignore the truth to your final breath. But trust me, it will meet you there to be ignored no longer.

The answer to your question is almost always 42
“The answer is always grow more shroom.” Mr Piggy
- Those two answers coexist peacefully.

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Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: Smellyhobbit]
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Smellyhobbit said:
🥜  :youjelly:


:banana::banana::banana:


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Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: 1NFIN8] * 2
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The jelly is asking for a kick in the nuts, that's gotta be it. See jelly doing a nazi salute? Kick it in the peanuts. Take your sugar coated hatred elsewhere, you jar.
Don't worry about being PC when talking jars.


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No nation, no border
Fight law and order


Species grown so far

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Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: Churpee Choozle]
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Churpee Choozle said:
The jelly is asking for a kick in the nuts, that's gotta be it. See jelly doing a nazi salute? Kick it in the peanuts. Take your sugar coated hatred elsewhere, you jar.
Don't worry about being PC when talking jars.


But the palm is facing up. Not a nazi salute but a body builder flex?


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Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: Churpee Choozle] * 1
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You can ignore the truth to your final breath. But trust me, it will meet you there to be ignored no longer.

The answer to your question is almost always 42
“The answer is always grow more shroom.” Mr Piggy
- Those two answers coexist peacefully.

Quick Sterilization Reference for Altitude

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Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: 1NFIN8] * 1
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Please take this doxy image offline, yes that's my exact expression before coffee.

Gil, I had to really squint, but yeah, apparently it isn't nazi jelly, just very strong jelly.

Edit: Holy shit, you're trying to tell me Coach was the blueprint for PC Principal? I mean it does add up. Finally a popular culture reference that doesn't go over my head.


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No nation, no border
Fight law and order


Species grown so far

Edited by Churpee Choozle (12/01/25 10:25 AM)

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Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: Churpee Choozle] * 1
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Churpee Choozle said:
Please take this doxy image offline, yes that's my exact expression before coffee.

Gil, I had to really squint, but yeah, apparently it isn't nazi jelly, just very strong jelly.


That jelly could slap the crust right off your sammich!


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Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: Gilmour Hendrix]
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Well, I do like Strong coffee, so why not strong jelly. Hit me straight on the grinner, make me feel alive.


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No nation, no border
Fight law and order


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Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: Gilmour Hendrix]
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Have you guys listened to the Soft Play record “Heavy Jelly”? If not, you should.

Edited by AstroSporeFiend (12/01/25 10:34 AM)

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Churpee Choozle said:
Well, I do like Strong coffee, so why not strong jelly. Hit me straight on the grinner, make me feel alive.


*Churp in the voice of John Lydon*

Coworker- "Sweet Dickens, Churp! Why is your tooth missing?"

Churp- "Blimey. Had some right strong jelly this morning, I did."

Coworker- "Great Scott! That WAS strong jelly!"

Churp- "Aye. Had me head all twisted up in its arm while I was trying pop the top off the jar."


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Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: Gilmour Hendrix] * 1
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Gilmour Hendrix said:
Churpee Choozle said:
Well, I do like Strong coffee, so why not strong jelly. Hit me straight on the grinner, make me feel alive.


*Churp in the voice of John Lydon*

Coworker- "Sweet Dickens, Churp! Why is your tooth missing?"

Churp- "Blimey. Had some right strong jelly this morning, I did."

Coworker- "Great Scott! That WAS strong jelly!"

Churp- "Aye. Had me head all twisted up in its arm while I was trying pop the top off the jar."


Meh. Not “Heavy” enough.

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Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: Gilmour Hendrix] * 10
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Fiance getting induced today. Going to be a dad soon. Wish us luck!


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Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: noomer]
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noomer said:
Fiance getting induced today. Going to be a dad soon. Wish us luck!


Fuck yeah, brother! Congrats. Wishing you all the best!

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Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: noomer]
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noomer said:
Fiance getting induced today. Going to be a dad soon. Wish us luck!


Awesome! Enjoy! Congrats.


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