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Re: Cultivation Confessional Booth [Re: Headass]
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Headass said:
Thank KB, she was a corporate nerd many years ago.  One day, in the middle of her meeting, she fainted.  She had a brain tumor, and after so long on long term disability from her job, they eventually let her go.  She has been in remission for 16 years now but has that gap in her resume.  I feel for her, she had been so depressed




Oof, yeah hopefully she nails it!


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Re: Cultivation Confessional Booth [Re: B Traven]
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B Traven said:
Gilmour Hendrix said:
1FIN8- The Bengals!? Way to pull that one from the bottom of the pile! I forgot about them! Gotta say, those lyrics are lame as hell tho! Haha! They were getting by on looks with this one, bud.




I feel like whichever way I take that lyrics comment, I'm gonna guess your intentions incorrectly.

So I'll just say, I would probably watch a video of Susanna Hoffs doing a cover of basically anything.



My intent is to say "Welp... they can all be zingers!" However, I say this from the position of never having a hit song so none of it means anything.

I'll check out Susanna Hoffs solo work. Hoping to find a hidden gem. I'm always on the hunt for music that appeals to me. "Audiophile" is the label they gave me (whomever "they" are).

1NFIN8- I like your style, brutha man :wink:


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Re: Cultivation Confessional Booth [Re: KlarnEvil9] * 1
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KlarnEvil9 said:
They spoot that juice!

KlarnLady is 13 yrs younger than I, and I make her amazing meals, but I think my weirdness is what keeps her around to rock my world.

Well, that plus I'm able to keep up with her over-the-top libido. Never seen anything like it, but I'm here for it!



:seriousthumbsup:

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Re: Cultivation Confessional Booth [Re: mushboy]
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mushboy said:
for reals.

i got an interview on monday. the second in a series of 3. hope i get the gig. pays ok-decent nothing great but they dont drug test:nerd:



One of the things that really stressed me out working labor for decades was if one of my hungover coworkers ran over my foot, or if some idiot hits us in traffic, it’s an automatic drug test for me.


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Smellyhobbit said:
"Wiping a needle with isopropyl after flame sterilization is like shitting after you wipe your ass."

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Re: Cultivation Confessional Booth [Re: Mr Piggy] * 2
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that keeps me out of a lot of industries:lol:

i risked it for a few years with a driving job but looking back that was really dumb. i was also downing 500ml of whiskey everyday so ..:shrug:

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Re: Cultivation Confessional Booth [Re: mushboy]
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Take the wheel, Jeebus, I got heads to crack...

Fucking freight companies. Just because our half-million $$$ order ain't shit to you doesn't mean I won't smack you like a bitch if you act like one. In person. Ask Dell if you think I'm not serious.

If I'm gonna get $3million/worth of bitched at about it, I'd rather slap you like the fucking bitches you are proving yourselves to be than listen to my boss regurgitate all this at me next week.


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Re: Cultivation Confessional Booth [Re: KlarnEvil9] * 5
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I confess to getting pissed when I found out that someone at my office had all of my lilies that I had transplanted from my personal garden there murdered because they'd rather it be dirt so they could walk over that area from their parking space.

I didn't realize how invested I was until they were the only thing that was killed, and everything else was left alone.

A couple of those orange trumpets while neglected had been alive for at least seven years before being brought there to get killed.

What I found particularly irritating was that someone else was brought in to do this when I thought it was my job. That's why I planted them there in the first place. If they had wanted them not to be there anymore they could've asked me and then I could've removed them and kept them alive.

:beatingtodeath:

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Re: Cultivation Confessional Booth [Re: Gilmour Hendrix] * 1
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Thanks to my wife I really don't watch porn very much anymore. And the last time I ever had to tug it was at a doctor's office in a cup to make our baby.

Other than that and she keeps me quite busy. Just like 🐷  says.  there's no need for anything else.

If I'm watching porn now it's with her in order to spice things up a little. And it's usually like girl girl stuff or stripper type stuff.

And our sex life is extremely active. The only days were not fucking is if we're too sick to move LOL..

I actually found out about the PornHub band when I was at the doctor's office trying to give my sample.

Back before I was with my wife.  I was all about it LOL and XVideos was my jam.


It's actually funny some days I do laugh and think about it and I'm like damn it's actually been a year or two since I sat down and watched some porn and spanked my monkey all by myself...

Not counting those one or two random nights where the wife spent the night out at her friends for their birthday.:lol:


Oops didn't realize this conversation had already been passed by as much as it has lol.


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Re: Cultivation Confessional Booth [Re: KlarnEvil9] * 3
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When I was in the Air Force I was learning how to tow the jets. On my very first tow job the tow supervisor forgot to pull the front landing gear pin. The pin keeps the gear from collapsing and or turning when the jet is parked.

Anyway as soon as I started to move out of the hangar we heard a snap! It wasn’t the pin! This particular jet just had a brand new nose gear installed and we broke it right away.

I had just gotten back off of leave and while on leave I took a puff of weed. Not knowing any better I thought I was fucked. Did every stupid  trick In the book. Vinegar, niacin etc.

Man was I stressed out for 24hrs. Got back to work the next day and nothing happened. Fucking vinegar!


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Sometimes you just have to shut up and color!
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Re: Cultivation Confessional Booth [Re: GenesisCorrupted] * 1
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GenesisCorrupted said:
I confess to getting pissed when I found out that someone at my office had all of my lilies that I had transplanted from my personal garden there murdered because they'd rather it be dirt so they could walk over that area from their parking space.

I didn't realize how invested I was until they were the only thing that was killed, and everything else was left alone.

A couple of those orange trumpets while neglected had been alive for at least seven years before being brought there to get killed.

What I found particularly irritating was that someone else was brought in to do this when I thought it was my job. That's why I planted them there in the first place. If they had wanted them not to be there anymore they could've asked me and then I could've removed them and kept them alive.

:beatingtodeath:





Now that scene and  Queen song are running through my head...

but the story about the lilies makes me sad, sorry that happened.


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Re: Cultivation Confessional Booth [Re: GenesisCorrupted] * 1
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that's infuriating


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Re: Cultivation Confessional Booth [Re: Mackload] * 1
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I really want to respond to the troll in ask quick questions, so I'm going to say it here instead. Mycelium needs carbon. Trying to grow pans on just dirt is going to give shitty yields.  Assuming someone even got that far with it.


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I'd make a deal with God
And I'd get him to swap our places
I'd be running up that road
Be running up that hill
With no problems

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Re: Cultivation Confessional Booth [Re: tree frog] * 1
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Thank you for sending me down that rabbit hole.:lol:

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Re: Cultivation Confessional Booth [Re: JW123] * 7
    #29355687 -

yah i read those posts and issued a ban i aint havin that dumb fuckery

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Re: Cultivation Confessional Booth [Re: mushboy]
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:datass:


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Smellyhobbit said:
"Wiping a needle with isopropyl after flame sterilization is like shitting after you wipe your ass."

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Re: Cultivation Confessional Booth [Re: Mr Piggy] * 1
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I gotta do it...



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Re: Cultivation Confessional Booth [Re: mushboy] * 5
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mushboy said:
yah i read those posts and issued a ban i aint havin that dumb fuckery



everyone.

a warm round of applause for our beloved moderator.  thats the stuff mb.  swing that fuckin thing.

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Re: Cultivation Confessional Booth [Re: mushboy]
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mushboy said:
yah i read those posts and issued a ban i aint havin that dumb fuckery



That has to be anders right?


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Re: Cultivation Confessional Booth [Re: mushboy] * 1
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mushboy said:
yah i read those posts and issued a ban i aint havin that dumb fuckery



I think you forgot to hit send there homie, check again.


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Smellyhobbit said:
"Wiping a needle with isopropyl after flame sterilization is like shitting after you wipe your ass."

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Re: Cultivation Confessional Booth [Re: Mr Piggy] * 1
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I’m just glad he allows my dumb fuckery.


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