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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: OLDDAD77] * 1
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OLDDAD77 said:
Yeah I bought one of the fancy manscapers a few years ago! Got sick of nicking my sac with the slightest wrong move! Most I ever let it get is a 5 o’clock shadow





You should look into this.

TRUST ME.  IT'LL CHANGE YOUR LIFE. NEVER CIT YOUR TESTIS AGAIN.

I recommended it to every guy I know and they love it. Sceally for $20+ AA  battery



It's way cheaper than any of those top of the line manscaping Shavers that are advertised.

And it actually does what they advertise.

This thing will not Nic your sack or anything no matter what. trust me I put this thing directly on my balls without any worries at all. this thing completely changed the game for me. I bought 3 of them.  The only downside is its battery powered.

Other than that these guys got it right on the first go and didn't charge an arm and a leg.

It's crazy how the super expensive ones advertised they won't Nic or cut you at al. In all actuality and they do cut you  almost immediately.



This thing gives a very very close shave too. It'll leave you bare and smooth for a few days for sure.


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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: mushboy] * 1
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My first successful grow was in a cardboard box wrapped with ducktape as a SAB, spore syringe into steam sterilized jars. I was a student and broke.

I also went down on tumbleweed a few times

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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: callmehippie]
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Thats a good one. I had an ex that had one and it was by far the safest one I ever used.


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Sometimes you just have to shut up and color!
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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: mushboy]
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mushboy said:
GenesisCorrupted said:
"no one wants to go down on a tumbleweed."
:philososloth:




my wife said to me who wants to suck some hairy dick? i also thought that made sense:lol:

luckily for me shes been as bare as a barbie her entire life :naughty:



Same! Same! My wife said to me if I had a bush when she met me, we wouldn't have went very far.

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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: AZ Starman2112]
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I took electric shears to my bean bag once. I was in a hurry since my gf at the time was ready for some dirty motel sex. Took a big ol' chunk out of my turkey neck! Goddamn it hurt but I got the bleeding to stop and went for it anyway lol


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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: AZ Starman2112]
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AZ Starman2112 said:
Fuck bro! Why does the sack bleed so much with the tinyest little nick? I've been looking at the Manscaped products and just haven't pulled the trigger because I'm being a cheap ass little bitch.



I'm probably younger than some of the folks here, and I've been shaving my shit since my teen years. I get no nicks at all unless I really fuck up my technique.

Nr. 1 is to use a fresh blade, you can't expect a dull blade not to cause nicks. If a shaver has gone over my head, the most I'd expect out of it is a single armpit or pubic trim before it goes in the bin. And that's assuming a short layer of growth in these areas.

Nr. 2 is to do it often enough that your skin gets used to it (at least in my experience), a trim every 1-2 weeks is enough.

Nr. 3 is to use plenty of soap or shaving foam to ensure a smooth glide. A decent soap is more than enough for me but some people may do better using a shaving foam that doesn't have menthol.

Nr. 4 is to pull any excess skin stretched taut so your blade can go across the skin and not have to deal with the peaks and valleys of a untouched sack or lips or whatever unfortunate situation is at hand.

Nr. 5 is to do multiple runs over the same spot to make sure that all the hairs have a chance to get clipped.

Then you can get into the fun stuff like a mermaid in the ocean.

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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: LyleChipperson]
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you guys are wet shaving your junk? i just use a no2 guard, same as my head

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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: LyleChipperson]
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LyleChipperson said:
AZ Starman2112 said:
Fuck bro! Why does the sack bleed so much with the tinyest little nick? I've been looking at the Manscaped products and just haven't pulled the trigger because I'm being a cheap ass little bitch.



I'm probably younger than some of the folks here, and I've been shaving my shit since my teen years. I get no nicks at all unless I really fuck up my technique.

Nr. 1 is to use a fresh blade, you can't expect a dull blade not to cause nicks. If a shaver has gone over my head, the most I'd expect out of it is a single armpit or pubic trim before it goes in the bin. And that's assuming a short layer of growth in these areas.

Nr. 2 is to do it often enough that your skin gets used to it (at least in my experience), a trim every 1-2 weeks is enough.

Nr. 3 is to use plenty of soap or shaving foam to ensure a smooth glide. A decent soap is more than enough for me but some people may do better using a shaving foam that doesn't have menthol.

Nr. 4 is to pull any excess skin stretched taut so your blade can go across the skin and not have to deal with the peaks and valleys of a untouched sack or lips or whatever unfortunate situation is at hand.

Nr. 5 is to do multiple runs over the same spot to make sure that all the hairs have a chance to get clipped.

Then you can get into the fun stuff like a mermaid in the ocean.



Razor burn and ingrown hairs, no thank you! And how do you get to your brown round starfish! 😂


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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: LyleChipperson]
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@Hippie - That's a good one. I'll check it out!

@Gil - You're to fucking funny bro! I'm glad I wasn’t drinking anything reading that because for sure I would have spit that shit all over!

@Lyle - don't mind the pun - I don't mean to be a dick, but I've been shaving my junk, the ol' proverbial twig and berries probably longer than you've been alive! All you listed is what I do, except I shave every other day, and I don't use shave cream any more I use my wife's stuff because that shit makes her smooth as fuck and the razor just glides over the bits. You wanna get a super smooth shave down there try Coochy Plus or Completely Bare's Completely Smooth shave gels. If it's good enough for a vagina, it's damn good enough for my junk! And yes, I don't fuck around with dull razors. A week is all the blade gets. A week and a half the most! Sometimes, you nick yourself because you just move the wrong way, it happens.

@Ferry - Always in the shower man, always. Face too, fog free mirror!

@olddad - Squats, bro. Squats. Gotta stay in shape to get that starfish!

Edited by AZ Starman2112 (09/03/25 05:51 PM)

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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: LyleChipperson]
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LyleChipperson said:
AZ Starman2112 said:
Fuck bro! Why does the sack bleed so much with the tinyest little nick? I've been looking at the Manscaped products and just haven't pulled the trigger because I'm being a cheap ass little bitch.



I'm probably younger than some of the folks here, and I've been shaving my shit since my teen years. I get no nicks at all unless I really fuck up my technique.

Nr. 1 is to use a fresh blade, you can't expect a dull blade not to cause nicks. If a shaver has gone over my head, the most I'd expect out of it is a single armpit or pubic trim before it goes in the bin. And that's assuming a short layer of growth in these areas.

Nr. 2 is to do it often enough that your skin gets used to it (at least in my experience), a trim every 1-2 weeks is enough.

Nr. 3 is to use plenty of soap or shaving foam to ensure a smooth glide. A decent soap is more than enough for me but some people may do better using a shaving foam that doesn't have menthol.

Nr. 4 is to pull any excess skin stretched taut so your blade can go across the skin and not have to deal with the peaks and valleys of a untouched sack or lips or whatever unfortunate situation is at hand.

Nr. 5 is to do multiple runs over the same spot to make sure that all the hairs have a chance to get clipped.

Then you can get into the fun stuff like a mermaid in the ocean.





The good thing about that shaver that I posted is you don't have to worry about following anything you just said. Put the battery in and go for it be rough with it. if you want to.lol yea right.  Anyways You're not going to Nic yourself no matter what..


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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: OLDDAD77] * 3
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OLDDAD77 said:
And how do you get to your brown round starfish! 😂



spread em in font of the significant other while handing them the razor. saying please and the tone of voice is extremely important :sadyes:

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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: AZ Starman2112] * 11
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The problem for me is when/where to stop. I always end up looking like I'm wearing fur chaps.


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It takes guts to be
gentle and kind

Another way to live

Your ego is your nemesis.
Seek the truth tirelessly,
Even at the cost of your own sanity.
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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: LadysKnight] * 5
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i try to blend it with the other body hair so its like a fade or something:lol:

use my top of my man-pussy gut as the demarcation line.

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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: The Ferryman]
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The Ferryman said:
you guys are wet shaving your junk? i just use a no2 guard, same as my head




That's fine for the pelvis.  No way in hell I'm taking a machine as big asas my hand and as loud as an old school tattoo gun. anywhere near my ballsack taint and asshole..

The only time I did that was in the early 2000s. Late middle school early high-school. But that was my only option.  I've been shaving down there for as long as it was possible. Going on like 25 something years. The only time I've never actually accidentally nicked myself is with this cheap ass $20 shaver. I'll stand by it forever lol

Every guy that's ever used it that I recommended to. has said the same.



Squats for the win.  For the taint and chocolate star fish.  Learned that from watching my wife. Asking for help is good too.


Fetal position helps get between the crack and back of anus.  Lol. Anus.  They hate us cause they anus" isn't as smoothe.


And no fear doing anyone it with that razor.


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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: LadysKnight] * 1
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@mushboy - Tone of voice! :laugh2:
:nodofunderstanding:

@LK - Same bro same, but thankfully I'm not a super hairy dude.

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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: mushboy]
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mushboy said:
i try to blend it with the other body hair so its like a fade or something:lol:

use my top of my man-pussy gut as the demarcation line.



This is what the wife and I call the FUDA.  You've heard of FUPA...we now also have what is known as the Fat Upper Dick Area.

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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: The Ferryman]
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The Ferryman said:
you guys are wet shaving your junk? i just use a no2 guard, same as my head



No guard and then disposable razors for me, unless I'm getting a professional straight-razor shave.


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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: B Traven]
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Thanks, AZ! I gots crazy brains and need to let it out sometimes :lol:

Mushboy is funny as hell too! You had me cackling out loud over what you said :laugh2:

Good to see that I'm not the only chucklehead around here! Catnip comes up with some good ones too!


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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: AZ Starman2112]
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The trick to making a razor that doesn't cut you is to make the tips of the blade rounded. That's all that cheap razor is. All those other ones have ceramic blades and stuff like that. But the tips of their blades are still very pointy and sharp.  I really think that's the only thing making this razor I'm talking bout.  outperform the others and do exactly as advertised.

With the guard on the blade doesn't touch you at all. With the guard off you get a really good close shave on your face.( with the extra one I only use on my face of course)

I wouldn't do guard off on the balls though because there is a very small chance of getting cut like that. But you can do guard off on the pelvis pubes.

Hard to get the camera to focus on such a small point but you can kind of see the rounded blades.







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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: callmehippie] * 2
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My wife just read all of this and was literally laughing out loud saying this all fits in well with cultivation confessions!

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