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Re: Cultivation Confessional Booth [Re: 3.A.M] * 1
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Once Maynard kicked out the constant circus maybe he found a steady bf.  I lost track after Tool at OzFest.

I was so lucky for constant sex from Gymnasium on... until I was in my 30's that is.

And, I confess I am now into The Breeders, because I love women.  Yes I said it, I love women.




Edited by anders (08/20/25 08:15 PM)

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Re: Cultivation Confessional Booth [Re: OLDDAD77]
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I confess I fell asleep with a Yanni playlist running on You Tube and woke up to Paul Stamets evangelizing about bees and mushrooms. Is synchronicity trying to tell me something or is it just google following me around?


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Re: Cultivation Confessional Booth [Re: el53] * 7
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i found out ups wont deliver up my driveway so i grab that chewy box fireman style and walk it up the long incline.

i get to the top and realize the box is covered in ants and they are swarming all over me. hundreds of em.

:ohgodpleaseno:
god damn it:lol:


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Making Liquid Culture :  Go insane with LC
Mushboy likes these teks : Making shroom tea
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Re: Cultivation Confessional Booth [Re: mushboy]
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:lol: gotta be some drawbacks to the new place right? The image of you flailing ants off has made my night


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Re: Cultivation Confessional Booth [Re: boxtrotalpha] * 1
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im surprised i didnt freak out more. i hate bugs but i just sighed and shook them off and cleaned up the mess.

one of the packs of fish chum cat food broke open:facepalm:


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Mushboy likes these teks : Making shroom tea
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Re: Cultivation Confessional Booth [Re: mushboy] * 2
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mushboy said:
im surprised i didnt freak out more.


A spider crawled out of my ear once, same sentiment.

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Re: Cultivation Confessional Booth [Re: stubb] * 4
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:awshitherewego:


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Re: Cultivation Confessional Booth [Re: mushboy]
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mushboy said:
i found out ups wont deliver up my driveway so i grab that chewy box fireman style and walk it up the long incline.

i get to the top and realize the box is covered in ants and they are swarming all over me. hundreds of em.

:ohgodpleaseno:
god damn it:lol:


People have been sued for much less if you want to go that way

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Re: Cultivation Confessional Booth [Re: BeefExtreme]
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BeefSupremeJr said:
:awshitherewego:


Fr. I thought I had water stuck in my ear, was helping a buddy rebuild a fence and we got rained on some.
The worst part was once I realized what was going on, all I could do was sit perfectly still and let it crawl down my face and onto my neck before swatting it away so it wouldn't retreat back into my ear.

It was a woodlouse spider

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Re: Cultivation Confessional Booth [Re: stubb] * 5
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no


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Re: Cultivation Confessional Booth [Re: BeefExtreme]
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BeefSupremeJr said:
no


What a troubling memory I've gotten back from this thread.
I had gotten to school after being driven there by my grandfather. He drove this big truck. So after I had arrived, which took a while. I saved my game on my game boy and put it underneath the seat.

I went outside and felt like something was on my cheek. I cupped my hand over it and slid whatever it was off.
There was a silver dollar sized daddy long legs on my face. Which proceeded to walk away.
At least I didn't know until afterwards.


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Re: Cultivation Confessional Booth [Re: stubb] * 1
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My wife got bit by a spider back in June. Ended up getting really sick, bite turned into a bullseye after a week. Negative for lymes but it fucked her up. No energy, forgetting things. Crazy how that all unfolded. She was fine for the first 10 days and then bam. 6” perfectly round rash with a bite in the middle. They put her on doxycycline and two weeks later it was gone


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Re: Cultivation Confessional Booth [Re: mushboy]
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mushboy said:
i found out ups wont deliver up my driveway so i grab that chewy box fireman style and walk it up the long incline.

i get to the top and realize the box is covered in ants and they are swarming all over me. hundreds of em.

:ohgodpleaseno:
god damn it:lol:


Hopefully the neighborhood MILFs appreciated it prior to the ants. 🤤


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Shine down upon the severed
Shine until the two become one

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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: OLDDAD77] * 9
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I saw some similar confessions like this a couple years back in the thread. And thought I'd give it a shot.

God's of the Shroomery. I confess. My noobness.

I have a bag of never used  ships

I  wrap my plates outta the sab.

Ive ony ever made one very light and shitty print before. In open air.




Ive been basically scared to try everything. Until I did. Then was like damn I can't believe that took me a year to try. Cause it was so easy.

85% of my grows were done with all vendor bought products.

Im stubborn. So i had to try everything recommended  not to try.  my self and fail miserably before believing the advice. 

I'm afraid to try to grow pans. It's super intimidating.

I just did my very own no poures after  more than a year of being scared and procrastinating. And 37/85 contamed:sad:

But I'd def do more cult if I had more time and less responsibilities.

Ive had a 3month long losing streak. Where 95%of my projects have triched out.  Even a round of 14 qt jars.


Craziest thing. All the tubs that triched. Appeard to have very clean spawn and plates.  I mean pristine.  Its truly left me baffled. how could go from months of success to months of failure at the flip of a switch. And  NOTHING changed to make that happen.

Everthing just trichs out shortly after going to bulk.

Ive beccome so freaking paranoid about what I send now.



Sometimes I leave plates un covered in the sab.


Oo and i know a very minimal amount about the biology of mushrooms.  I mean i know how to grow them. And most of the basic terminology.  But beyond that im fuckin retarded.:muppet:

Sometimes you guys are speaking gibberish. I be like damn. I need to study more. And then im like na.  I just wanna get really good at growing and helping people grow them. That's all.


Everthing ive grown has been one and done. Havnt stores a single thing long. Term.  I have taking two clones and a few pins. And kept a few cultures going on plates but that about it. Which also mean I rarely catalog. 

I plan to start storing things tho.
 

Most of the time I feel like im at The bottom Of the barrel around here. . Alll.. all of yall are better growers and have better setups than me.


But im still proud of what I've done and will keep going and get better.

I know its all shamefull.
Please forgive me for my sins 🙏

Maybe this confession will  help end my losing streak

Edited by callmehippie (08/21/25 06:45 PM)

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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: callmehippie] * 8
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I confess....way too high to offer advice rn just typing this shits a chore so fuck off 😂


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It doesn't matter what i think of you...all that matters is clean spawn
I'm tired do me a favor

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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: cronicr] * 4
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Damn hippie, bet it feels good to get all that out in the open. I feel you on the losing streak though. When I first started I had one shitty pf cake give some sad fruits and then nothing but mold from everything else. Drove me to give up for like 9 months (I don't recommend that)

Came back, had a few successful tubs and now were back to mold :lol: I think practice and patience is the key here. I'll bet there's something obvious we're each missing and we've just gotta figure out what that is

Confession: I'm still wildly impatient and I feel like it's likely leading to more mistakes.


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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: callmehippie] * 3
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I feel the losing streak, my dude. My agar game and sterile technique is honed to the point that it's surprising if I get a satellite colony of bullshit from slipping up. Despite that, everything I've spawned since it got warm (only about 15 boxes) has shit the bed either before or immediately after the 1st flush. Just gotta keep pushing, homie.

Tbh, I think I would get bored with this if I had a 100% success rate. I need goals to achieve, problems to conquer, etc. Maybe looking at it as the next hurdle can help fuel your motivation?

Good luck dude!


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Shine on forever, shine on benevolent son
Shine down upon the severed
Shine until the two become one

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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: ThurmanMurman] * 2
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ThurmanMurman said:
I feel the losing streak, my dude. My agar game and sterile technique is honed to the point that it's surprising if I get a satellite colony of bullshit from slipping up. Despite that, everything I've spawned since it got warm (only about 15 boxes) has shit the bed either before or immediately after the 1st flush. Just gotta keep pushing, homie.

Tbh, I think I would get bored with this if I had a 100% success rate. I need goals to achieve, problems to conquer, etc. Maybe looking at it as the next hurdle can help fuel your motivation?

Good luck dude!


Omg just reading is crazy rn 🤣
Thur....go fix some sandwiches 😆 but bro your killing it glad you're kicking around here  keep doing you fam


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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: cronicr]
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Cron? Are you seeing things in a weird font rn?

I did Acid, Ochras, and Pans last week. I spaced them out so I didn't get too high, but by the end of the night, all text on my phone had extra lines poking out of the letters like it was a mix of English, Cyrillic, and Mandarin. They'd go away if I focused hard, but would return the second my eyes unfocused again.


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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: PuffM4gicDr4gon] * 6
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Yeah it's fucking super hard to read it's like  it's vibrating in gibberish unless I look hard n focus


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