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Re: COVID-19 = SARS-CoV-2 - Novel Coronavirus Pandemic Main Thread - PART 3 (Third Wave 2021-2022 season) [Re: durian_2008]
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Would have worked on the blank safety data sheets:
:stevolmao:


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Re: COVID-19 = SARS-CoV-2 - Novel Coronavirus Pandemic Main Thread - PART 3 (Third Wave 2021-2022 season) [Re: durian_2008]
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durian_2008 said:
Quote:
As far as I can tell, you started by posting a reasonable question about a vaccine given a satisfying answer, then posted some rules from the 1800s that can be used to identify some pathogens that cause some diseases


Was the new method pcr testing, and do you think that testers speak excellent English?

:frankensmoke:

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Are you able to hold down a job?


They are.

See the timestamp, before morning coffee.


Their english seemed fine in the quotes you posted. Yours seems to border on word salad. Are you confusing PCR with an occupational english test? They're very different things, my friend.

And again, are you, durian, able to hold down a job? I'm not sure who "they" are unless it's the "they" that often gets referenced in paranoid rants. It's nice of you to compliment "their" job stability though.

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Re: COVID-19 = SARS-CoV-2 - Novel Coronavirus Pandemic Main Thread - PART 3 (Third Wave 2021-2022 season) [Re: Mr.GuessWork]
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I think I'm slowly starting to decipher durian speak

That wasn't durian responding to you, it was one of the voices he hears. It was using "they" to refer to durian. So Durian does have a job, but he is not coherent enough to converse before his morning "coffee" (thorazine?), the voice does its best to respond for him until then.

I think this is the same voice that often leads many of durian's theories back to the anus and the crevices and the farts of chinese men, it's very compulsive

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Re: COVID-19 = SARS-CoV-2 - Novel Coronavirus Pandemic Main Thread - PART 3 (Third Wave 2021-2022 season) [Re: feevers]
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I really wish he would just get the butthole swab done so he could see it's not that bad and put the voice in it's place. I really feel like he is not on psych meds, but maybe you're right. He might just be undermedicated. I honestly can't tell if he gets worse as the day goes on.


How would you translate this nonsense:
durian_2008 said:
Would have worked on the blank safety data sheets:
:stevolmao:


I think the most sensible part of the post is the gif. The rest of the post is completely lost on me. Is he laughing at a joke? himself? someone else? A voice in his head? Is his laughter even coherent enough to be directed at anything or is it just a prelude to the complete collapse of his mind?

:frankensmoke:

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Re: COVID-19 = SARS-CoV-2 - Novel Coronavirus Pandemic Main Thread - PART 3 (Third Wave 2021-2022 season) [Re: Mr.GuessWork]
    #27997100 -

Some of the packaged vaccine vials went out where the information sheet was misprinted and one side was left blank and that has become part of antivax mythology.

It’s completely retarded


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NotSheekle said
“if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”

Edited by koods (10/13/22 06:15 PM)

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Re: COVID-19 = SARS-CoV-2 - Novel Coronavirus Pandemic Main Thread - PART 3 (Third Wave 2021-2022 season) [Re: koods]
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I have re-purposed that saying, Flying Spaghetti Monster (fsm), because the alleged germ was a computer generated image, resembling a plate of spaghetti, incomprehensible in the visible spectrum of light, no matter what the magnification. 

It looked like a tangled drain clog.

Your accredited scientist :awesomenod: said it was joined at this molecule and that molcecule and was composed of this enzyme and that venom -- this birds nest of scribbled lines. 

Yet, could not explain how the virus was isolated unto itself.

:facepalm:


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Re: COVID-19 = SARS-CoV-2 - Novel Coronavirus Pandemic Main Thread - PART 3 (Third Wave 2021-2022 season) [Re: durian_2008]
    #27997143 -

Wut


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NotSheekle said
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Re: COVID-19 = SARS-CoV-2 - Novel Coronavirus Pandemic Main Thread - PART 3 (Third Wave 2021-2022 season) [Re: koods]
    #27997162 -

Let me put it this way. Scientists have also put theoretical real, scientific math into a computer, to arrive at a pic of a black hole. Have you seen it?


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Re: COVID-19 = SARS-CoV-2 - Novel Coronavirus Pandemic Main Thread - PART 3 (Third Wave 2021-2022 season) [Re: durian_2008]
    #27997174 -

But, they've mapped out a plate of spaghetti at sub-microscopic scale.


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Re: COVID-19 = SARS-CoV-2 - Novel Coronavirus Pandemic Main Thread - PART 3 (Third Wave 2021-2022 season) [Re: durian_2008]
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Lmao durian takes kochs postulates very seriously

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Re: COVID-19 = SARS-CoV-2 - Novel Coronavirus Pandemic Main Thread - PART 3 (Third Wave 2021-2022 season) [Re: morrowasted]
    #27997360 -

:smirk:


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Give me Liberty caps or give me Death caps.

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Re: COVID-19 = SARS-CoV-2 - Novel Coronavirus Pandemic Main Thread - PART 3 (Third Wave 2021-2022 season) [Re: The Blind Ass] * 1
    #27997405 -

These days they basically just use culturing and genotyping

We don't intentionally introduce an infectious organism just to satisfy one of kochs postulates when we've already got a huge number of samples correlating the disease with some new organism or virus


Anyway y'all get your flu shots. Covid is on the way out seemingly for now but flu is rushing in

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Re: COVID-19 = SARS-CoV-2 - Novel Coronavirus Pandemic Main Thread - PART 3 (Third Wave 2021-2022 season) [Re: morrowasted]
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morrowasted (paraphrased):
These days they basically just use culturing (Koch) and genotyping (PCR, CRISPR/GRSPR)


Will any of these methods cause a goat or papayas to come up positive, after enough amplifications.

If so, they'll just dispose of privately-held food.

Same for your housepet and elderly.

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morrowasted said:
We don't intentionally introduce an infectious organism


Ferrets, beagles, and when elderly were housed with Covid patients.

Shedding is acknowledge in peer reviews.

morrowasted said:
Anyway y'all get your flu shots. Covid is on the way out seemingly for now but flu is rushing in


Past flus were the subject of public panics, and complications were reportedly caused by vaccinations.

You were shielded from legal damages.


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Re: COVID-19 = SARS-CoV-2 - Novel Coronavirus Pandemic Main Thread - PART 3 (Third Wave 2021-2022 season) [Re: durian_2008]
    #27997691 -

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when elderly were housed with Covid patients


lol you have negative clue how the world actually worlds.

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Re: COVID-19 = SARS-CoV-2 - Novel Coronavirus Pandemic Main Thread - PART 3 (Third Wave 2021-2022 season) [Re: morrowasted]
    #27997754 -

Fortunately covid doesn’t exist so those elderly were fine


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NotSheekle said
“if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”

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Re: COVID-19 = SARS-CoV-2 - Novel Coronavirus Pandemic Main Thread - PART 3 (Third Wave 2021-2022 season) [Re: koods]
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Anyway y'all get your flu shots. Covid is on the way out seemingly for now but flu is rushing in


Im 53 years old and I’ve never had the flu and I’ve never had a flu shot. They asked me if I wanted the flu shot when I got my covid shot which was four days after my monkey pox shot and I declined.


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NotSheekle said
“if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”

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Re: COVID-19 = SARS-CoV-2 - Novel Coronavirus Pandemic Main Thread - PART 3 (Third Wave 2021-2022 season) [Re: koods]
    #27997767 -

Well good luck breh


Flu shot kinda sucks donkey balls anyway

I need go get a covid booster too

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Re: COVID-19 = SARS-CoV-2 - Novel Coronavirus Pandemic Main Thread - PART 3 (Third Wave 2021-2022 season) [Re: morrowasted]
    #27997769 -

Probably gonna go get my second monkeypox shot Tomorrow. I can’t figure out who to call to schedule the second shot so I’m just gonna show up at the clinic and see what’s what.


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NotSheekle said
“if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”

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Re: COVID-19 = SARS-CoV-2 - Novel Coronavirus Pandemic Main Thread - PART 3 (Third Wave 2021-2022 season) [Re: morrowasted] * 1
    #27997770 -

lol you guys are sad...


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Re: COVID-19 = SARS-CoV-2 - Novel Coronavirus Pandemic Main Thread - PART 3 (Third Wave 2021-2022 season) [Re: koods]
    #27997775 -

I think I’m highly resistant to respiratory viruses. I’ve had fewer than ten colds my entire life. Like every 5-10 years. I used to get strep throat twice a year tho. I had scarlet fever. Ive had Lyme at least four times. I have a infected tooth right now. I’m terrible with bacteria


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NotSheekle said
“if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”

Edited by koods (10/14/22 12:30 AM)

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