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OfflineRequiem
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WTF
    #2673032 - 05/13/04 12:17 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

I'm being summoned for Juror Duty, this fucking sucks. Also says no tees sllowed, so now I got to go buy a shirt. :cussing:


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OfflineAmanita_Muscaria
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Re: WTF [Re: Requiem]
    #2673100 - 05/13/04 12:45 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

make them pay for it


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OfflineTurd
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Re: WTF [Re: Requiem]
    #2673123 - 05/13/04 12:51 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

when they interview you for the juror position, try to sound like you're kind of biased on whatever the matter is. They won't use someone who is biased in any way on the trial.


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Re: WTF [Re: Requiem]
    #2673344 - 05/13/04 01:48 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

or when they have the preliminary hearing pretend that the accused is a good friend of yours, and start harrasing him for that "10 bucks you owe me!"

:lol:


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Offlinevladk
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Re: WTF [Re: Requiem]
    #2673582 - 05/13/04 02:52 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

when they interview you for the juror position, try to sound like you're kind of biased on whatever the matter is. They won't use someone who is biased in any way on the trial.




Don't know about US but in Canada it's different, they will ask if you have a prejudice towards a race for example, if you say no you are out of there with no more questions! If you say yes there will be followups and so on. It's a very strange psychologically based system.


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Re: WTF [Re: Requiem]
    #2673593 - 05/13/04 02:55 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

heres your choices...

1..throw away the letter and go smoke a bowl and forget about it

2..go to the courthouse baked as shit and get paid money for doing jack shit


its a win win :stoned:


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Re: WTF [Re: Requiem]
    #2673639 - 05/13/04 03:13 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

wear a teeshirt. What are they going to do? Not let you on the jury? Trust me that would not be a bad thing


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OfflineRequiem
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Re: WTF [Re: blu3]
    #2673653 - 05/13/04 03:17 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

I think I might just wear a tee. It says if a fail to show up I face upto a $500 fine and/or 10 in jail. I'm suppose to call the day before to see if they need me.


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OfflineSeussA
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Re: WTF [Re: Requiem]
    #2673663 - 05/13/04 03:20 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

> 1..throw away the letter and go smoke a bowl and forget about it

They hauled a buddy of mine away in handcuffs for that when I was in the states. Not the smoke a bowl part, but the forget about it part. The judge can and will issue a bench warrant for your arrest if you skip jury duty. Show up, sign in, see what it is about... usually they are one day deals where you listen to traffic cases all day. If they are looking for a long term commitment, then let them know it is going to be an extreme hardship (finals week, damnit!) or that you have a bias towards the case (I was arrested for a DUI and this is a DUI case, or I had a good friend that was raped and this is a rape case, etc...) Whatever you do, do not skip out on the court appearance or you will regret it later at the most inappropriate time... like when you get pulled over for having a headlight out with your inlaws in the car.


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Re: WTF [Re: blu3]
    #2673666 - 05/13/04 03:20 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

> wear a teeshirt. What are they going to do?

Contempt of court... free few days in jail until the judge feels that you have learned respect for her courtroom.

Edit: Call the courthouse and tell them that you don't own anything other than a t-shirt. That you are a poor student and that you cannot afford proper attire to attend court. They may let you out over the phone.


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Edited by Seuss (05/13/04 03:43 PM)


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InvisibleMOTH
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Re: WTF [Re: Seuss]
    #2674253 - 05/13/04 05:24 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

I have *accidently* skipped jury duty. I simply forgot about it. What I couldn't figure out, is why they would want me for jury duty? I have several warrants for my arrest in the state because of not-paid traffic tickets. The paranoid side of me even reflected that the jury duty summons might be an effort to "reel me in" so to speak. So I forgot about it. This was about a year ago, and I haven't had any other news about it.

Although like Seuss said, I wouldn't recommend skipping it!


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Re: WTF [Re: Requiem]
    #2674399 - 05/13/04 05:45 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

it's not a big deal dude - you go down to Goodwill and pick up a dress shirt for like fifty cents, then you get the day off of work (and they have to give it to you too, cause they can be held liable if they don't) and then you just go down there early as fuck, listen to them babble about all kinds of stupid ass crap, and tell em that you're prejudice towards whomever they're trying to represent...after that - they're gonna tell you that you weren't one of the people chosen, and then you just go home and spend the rest of the day fucking around

and then you won't have to worry about getting summoned again for like a long ass time...cause even though you didn't actually serve on the jury - they'll still look at it as though you did (simply because you actually showed up in the first place, instead of just blowing it off like most people do)



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Re: WTF [Re: Seuss]
    #2674476 - 05/13/04 05:59 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

damn... i just threw out a jury duty envelope a few months ago.... im not too worried though :smirk: 

i'll raise hell if they try arresting me for skipping jury duty


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Re: WTF [Re: Infrared]
    #2674878 - 05/13/04 07:29 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

DeepBlue42 I liked your suggestion of showing up baked!

Some bongers in the morning, and maybe a doob for the car ride to courthouse.


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Re: WTF [Re: Gr8fulJ420]
    #2675066 - 05/13/04 08:17 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

my friend just went to jury duty 1 week ago.... he took 4 extra strength vicodin and smoked a bowl... then sat there for 4 hrs and got payed 40$ for it... so its not all bad.... but im still to lazy to go to it :stoned:


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Re: WTF [Re: Infrared]
    #2675087 - 05/13/04 08:22 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

I told the fuckers i had been convicted of a felony 20 yrs ago
Its worked for about 20 yrs so far :cool:


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Re: WTF [Re: OldSpice]
    #2675179 - 05/13/04 08:39 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

even if i went they would probably take one look at me and tell me to go home...  my hairs long and i dont shave alot... and all my clothes are old and faded... i do however shower and wash my hair everyday... so i dont smell, unlike some people (looks at pillowhead :tongue: )


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Re: WTF [Re: Infrared]
    #2675238 - 05/13/04 08:51 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

When they cut my hair off in boot camp it was really nice to have all that hair gone so i have allways kept it short all my life...
I have a pic somewhere i need to scan so you guys can see Paw Paw in his hippie daze...I was a pretty fuckker with golden blonde hair...damn im kinda missin them days talkin about it


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Offlineaje
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Re: WTF [Re: OldSpice]
    #2675289 - 05/13/04 09:03 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

pics pics pics!!!


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Re: WTF [Re: Requiem]
    #2675427 - 05/13/04 09:29 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Juror duty sucks


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