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Re: Storming Area 51: Whos Fuckin' Ready? [Re: LogicaL Chaos] * 1
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i'm reading about this dulce right now

:ohwow:


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Re: Storming Area 51: Whos Fuckin' Ready? [Re: YangSupporter] * 1
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YangSupporter said:
LogicaL Chaos said:
US Soldiers killing trespassing US Citizens?

Welcome to the Area 51. Keep America Safe Again :minigun:


Just because they wear little green uniforms doesn't make it right for them to gun people down.


:bringit:

Maybe Andrew Yang can arrange a peaceful entry.


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Re: Storming Area 51: Whos Fuckin' Ready? [Re: Nifflerz] * 1
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yeah supposedly there are a bunch(according to phil schnider) which I take with a grain of salt BUT I could totally see the military doing something like that aliens or no aliens :shrug:. and I will find a way to live stream that shit :highfive1:


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Re: Storming Area 51: Whos Fuckin' Ready? [Re: spirit_shadow]
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Area-51 is secretly tezting for a 99% condom prototype.


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Re: Storming Area 51: Whos Fuckin' Ready? [Re: Patlal] * 2
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The problem with trying to get into a secret government base is none of htem will have the key card to open the front door.


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Asante, I don’t think we should have any sympathy and should celebrate the deaths of antivax/antimask activists. They are responsible for far more American deaths than al Qaeda ever was. Every time one of them dies ther movement of death is weakened.ut[/quote]

[quote]koods said:
Chasing variants with vaccines is a dumb idea[/quote]

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Re: Storming Area 51: Whos Fuckin' Ready? [Re: paradoxlost]
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paradoxlost said:
The problem with trying to get into a secret government base is none of htem will have the key card to open the front door.


Yeah, that's why you bring a crowbar. Duh


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Re: Storming Area 51: Whos Fuckin' Ready? [Re: paradoxlost] * 1
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paradoxlost said:
The problem with trying to get into a secret government base is none of htem will have the key card to open the front door.


:rofl:

I can just picture them all successfully blitzing the base, suffering dozens of casualties but still overpowering the perimeter of guards to get to the main door (while chanting "let's see them aliens"), and then all kinda looking perplexed and looking at the card reader for the door and looking at each other like

:joneswtf:

what do we do now?

:lol:


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Re: Storming Area 51: Whos Fuckin' Ready? [Re: Nifflerz] * 1
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I thought this was a freaking joke lmao. People are actually thinking about storming area 51!

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Re: Storming Area 51: Whos Fuckin' Ready? [Re: Shenmue]
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Shenmue said:
I thought this was a freaking joke lmao. People are actually thinking about storming area 51!


My guess is a tiny handful of die hards will actually show up, the other 99.8% will pass and stay home, and the few that show will get escorted the other way like

:unwanted:


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Re: Storming Area 51: Whos Fuckin' Ready? [Re: Nifflerz]
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Im still wondering why Sept. 20th was chosen :confused:

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Re: Storming Area 51: Whos Fuckin' Ready? [Re: Nifflerz]
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Niffla said:
paradoxlost said:
The problem with trying to get into a secret government base is none of htem will have the key card to open the front door.


:rofl:

I can just picture them all successfully blitzing the base, suffering dozens of casualties but still overpowering the perimeter of guards to get to the main door (while chanting "let's see them aliens"), and then all kinda looking perplexed and looking at the card reader for the door and looking at each other like

:joneswtf:

what do we do now?

:lol:


Good point. All the ppl who be freaking out about casualties aren't thinking strategically. The guards are just gonna chill watching us stand outside the gates. My thinking is if they do use weapons they'd surely go for those non-lethal high-frequency sonic blaster things that make you sick and disoriented over long range, so we should all be sure to bring earplugs :stoned:


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Re: Storming Area 51: Whos Fuckin' Ready? [Re: Asante]
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Im wish Asante. Fuck this stupid bs lets hear some truth.


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Re: Storming Area 51: Whos Fuckin' Ready? [Re: Fiery]
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Fiery said:
THe only thing this administration stormed was Stormy Daniels, and they still deny that.

So good luck with Area 51.

They won't kill you. just tranquilize you, and use you for alien breeding human genome experiments!


:awesomenod:


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Re: Storming Area 51: Whos Fuckin' Ready? [Re: The_Ghost] * 2
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IM FUCKIN READY..... to see what kind of toys the military will use on those poor souls :awehigh:


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Re: Storming Area 51: Whos Fuckin' Ready? [Re: spirit_shadow]
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Get your GoPro, cause its gonna be epic. Dont forget the bullet proof helmet and body armor.

GET FUCKIN' READY. :solidnod:

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Re: Storming Area 51: Whos Fuckin' Ready? [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
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I don't "need proof"


or to be "not lied to"



I already knew the truth, the moment I was born. I'm a lucky one, a king of salvation. Many like us are parading all over earth, spreading both darkness and light.

Some reconnect and are reborn, as they pick up a quartz crystal.

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Re: Storming Area 51: Whos Fuckin' Ready? [Re: Fiery] * 1
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Re: Storming Area 51: Whos Fuckin' Ready? [Re: The_Ghost]
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Is that yours? :eek:

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Re: Storming Area 51: Whos Fuckin' Ready? [Re: YangSupporter]
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YangSupporter said:
LogicaL Chaos said:
They wear digital desert camo now, but yeah, its fucked up. Thats how they keep the secrets, with lethal enforcement.


Show us the aliens damn it


Wasn't Trump supposed to do that? I seem to remember him saying that if he was elected he'd show everyone anything that was in Area 51.


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Re: Storming Area 51: Whos Fuckin' Ready? [Re: Ima Trooper]
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If he did, thats a false promise because the clearance to go to Area 51 is apparently above the Presidents access.

Allegedly: http://www.department5.org/security-clearance-organizational-chart.php

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