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Was billy attacked by a skunk?
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my son jordan recently went to a (what we thought would be shaperoned) party at our neighbors house. As you have hopefully guessed by now, our neighbor jeena had, in reality, left town. Turns out they set up a "skunk hunt" for a skunk named "1 gram of grandaddy purp" while my sons friends mom was on vacation to tahikawgi. Perfectly timed, as I had just spoken to her on my cellular device, and wasn't suspicious.

Upon returning home, he savegely ate everything everything in the kitchen, even the dog treats. His eyes were bloodshot and he was laughing hysterically at the television, after lying down on a couch he spent the next 2 hours laying on, before passing out and sleeping 12 hours. The silver lining? He smelled distincly of a skunk.

He must of been attacked by a skunk and poisoned! But I fear this may of caused permanent damage, or may be fatal. I also found an odd, small baggie in his jacket pocket containing plant matter that smells oddly pungent, and of skunk

Is this the antidote for skunk poisoning? maybe he brought it along just incase but wasn't able to use it in time. How should he injest this matter? Injection?

Thanks all for the help and praise our father god who died for our sins amen

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Re: Was billy attacked by a skunk? [Re: xbloodwhipx]
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Your imaginary son is going to die


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NotSheekle said
“if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”

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Re: Was billy attacked by a skunk? [Re: koods]
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What even is this post lmfao

Edited by Thesunbeam (01/21/19 08:56 PM)

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Re: Was billy attacked by a skunk? [Re: Thesunbeam]
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Wait you said he fell asleep!?!?! He’s over dosing, get that boy some icecream to snap him out of it! It may be the only thing that saves his life

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Re: Was billy attacked by a skunk? [Re: Thesunbeam]
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Thesunbeam said:
What even is this post lmfao


Idk but OP is barely old enough to post on this site so I doubt he has a son old enough to blame a skunk for smelling like a stoner.

But, he is from Alabama so who knows.



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NotSheekle said
“if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”

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Re: Was billy attacked by a skunk? [Re: koods]
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The alabama scamma!


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Re: Was billy attacked by a skunk? [Re: tyrannicalrex]
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Once my uncle willy opened a famous brance of skunks raised in willy and the funny farm.

Id visit once a month and old people  with hypodermic needles would poke me.

Id often wake up in the basement of willys farm, uncle willy called this "willys cavern", floating in and out of consciousness.

Needless to say I avoid uncle willy now.

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Re: Was billy attacked by a skunk? [Re: koods]
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koods said:
Thesunbeam said:
What even is this post lmfao


Idk but OP is barely old enough to post on this site so I doubt he has a son old enough to blame a skunk for smelling like a stoner.

But, he is from Alabama so who knows.




My son is old enough to post here

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Re: Was billy attacked by a skunk? [Re: xbloodwhipx]
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Yup sounds like Alabama


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NotSheekle said
“if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”

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Re: Was billy attacked by a skunk? [Re: xbloodwhipx]
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Yes it should be injected into the rim of the anus.


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Just chillin

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Re: Was billy attacked by a skunk? [Re: Fryburn]
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:picdidnthappen:


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never 4get!


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Re: Was billy attacked by a skunk? [Re: koods]
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koods said:
Yup sounds like Alabama


I live in california

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Re: Was billy attacked by a skunk? [Re: xbloodwhipx]
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I want to go to the big city and sell drugs

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