CookieCrumbs said:

My attention span is crazy tho. I can fixate on shit for hours. Upon hours. Upon days. Years. It is not always healthy.
And I'm weird for it. When I go to Wal-Mart I tend to walk up and down the parking lot for rocks. I'm totally fucking oblivious to people and things people point out at me but I can spy out cool rocks, coins, and trinkets anywhere.

Which because I've become so fixated on the habit I also tend to skim the office for paper clips and bobby pins it pays off tho I've found liek 2.50 in change on the floor.

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To give a better idea of how I came into the habit and why I'm awesome at making the world an eyespy (Ispy?) book



These are today's finds. I have about a pocket full of single crystals too.


I'm confident someone is gonna call the police on me one day for crouching with my head down in any given place. Surprised no one has called security on me already at work.

tyrannicalrex said:

what about lame sex and disappointing jokes?

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wolfiewolfie said:

Other than that my talents consist of lame jokes and disappointing sex.

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