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Re: why do crocodiles walk so gayly? [Re: goop]
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:doggull:


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Re: why do crocodiles walk so gayly? [Re: koods] * 2
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koods said:





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Anyone got a lowpass filter in this biiiiash?

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Re: why do crocodiles walk so gayly? [Re: ModestMouse]
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I don't really have any experience with crocs, but gators are cool. If you leave them alone they will leave you alone. I do a lazy river all the time that has gators in it and they have never tried to bite me. They do walk gayly, but it works for them. They are incredibly fast

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Re: why do crocodiles walk so gayly? [Re: Nifflerz]
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Niffla said:
Bodhi of Ankou said:
koods said:
Why did T-Rexes have such tiny little hands?


cuz hes a bitch.







T-Rexes are chickens!!


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"All war is based on deception" -Sun Tzu

Edited by The Cheshire Cat (08/08/16 08:17 PM)

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Re: why do crocodiles walk so gayly? [Re: The Cheshire Cat]
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Re: why do crocodiles walk so gayly? [Re: Gr33nTree73]
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I can't listen to a metal song for 14 mins straight, sorry... yet again one with that kind of album cover. XD


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Re: why do crocodiles walk so gayly? [Re: The Cheshire Cat] * 1
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The Cheshire Cat said:


T-Rexes are chickens!!


No offense to chickens, but it must really have sucked hard to go from arguably the most dominant predator on the planet...to being demoted to a gotdamn chicken


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Re: why do crocodiles walk so gayly? [Re: koods] * 2
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koods said:
Why did T-Rexes have such tiny little hands?



I think you know the answer



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Re: why do crocodiles walk so gayly? [Re: goop] * 2
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goop said:
What about dog birds?




Oh no you didn't.



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Re: why do crocodiles walk so gayly? [Re: Lucis] * 1
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:penguindog:


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Re: why do crocodiles walk so gayly? [Re: Nifflerz] * 2
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Niffla said:
The Cheshire Cat said:


T-Rexes are chickens!!


No offense to chickens, but it must really have sucked hard to go from arguably the most dominant predator on the planet...to being demoted to a gotdamn chicken


Damn just imagine what humans will be in the next hundreds of billions of years, we'll probably be servants and fertilizer feed for whales as they rule the entire kingdom.

Those of who are lucky might get to be the beloved pet of an alien, but in exchange we'll have to perform tricks that they think are cute and stupid like gymnastics routines and playing the trombone in order to get our next meal.

Edited by Crystal G (08/08/16 09:22 PM)

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Re: why do crocodiles walk so gayly? [Re: Crystal G]
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Crystal G said:
Niffla said:
The Cheshire Cat said:


T-Rexes are chickens!!


No offense to chickens, but it must really have sucked hard to go from arguably the most dominant predator on the planet...to being demoted to a gotdamn chicken


Damn just imagine what humans will be in the next hundreds of billions of years, we'll probably be servants and fertilizer feed for whales as they rule out kingdom.

Those of who are lucky might get to be the beloved pet of an alien, but in exchange we'll have to perform tricks that they think are cute and stupid like gymnastics routines and playing the trombone in order to get our next meal.


Humans might look something like this...
this is the best body to survive a high speed crash, soon humans will evolve(through natural selection) to look something like this... so they can survive future car accidents


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"All war is based on deception" -Sun Tzu

Edited by The Cheshire Cat (08/08/16 09:22 PM)

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Re: why do crocodiles walk so gayly? [Re: The Cheshire Cat] * 2
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What about sexual attraction, man?! Aint nobody gonna give that highly evolved speedracer a romp in the sack. I bet we're just going to get sexier and sexier, but eventually there will be a tipping point where we're so saturated with sexy people that the human race will finally start reading books again.

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Re: why do crocodiles walk so gayly? [Re: Chakra Shock] * 1
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Chakra Shock said:
What about sexual attraction, man?! Aint nobody gonna give that highly evolved being a romp in the sack. I bet we're just going to get sexier and sexier, but eventually there will be a tipping point where we're so saturated with sexy people that the human race will finally start reading books again.


What you find "sexual" is all subjective to the hardwiring of your brain, and the human brain will most likely adapt and it will release dopamine for images like this :awedance:


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"It's Hip to be square" -Huey Lewis
"All war is based on deception" -Sun Tzu

Edited by The Cheshire Cat (08/08/16 09:32 PM)

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Re: why do crocodiles walk so gayly? [Re: The Cheshire Cat] * 1
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I dunnnoooooo, somethin about mr. pringle lock spicket up there just aint doin' it for me.
Even if he could survive a super high speed car crash.
In fact, the car-crash surviving people of the future are going to be less likely to incite a sexual revolution than they are a hollywood revolution as stunt doubles. Think of the possibilities!!

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Re: why do crocodiles walk so gayly? [Re: Crystal G]
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Crystal G said:
Fennario said:
Crystal G said:
Crocodiles are the one animals I truly despise and fear.


Why?


Precisely, pirate blues has it on point, they're godless marauding killing machines. Those mofuckas think they're at the top of the food chain, naw foo I'mma blast your ass and cook it over the fire.




i can't wait until your skinny, annoying ass gets eaten by a croc as you're trying to show it who's boss.  please film it, please


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Re: why do crocodiles walk so gayly? [Re: demiu5]
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I hear Disney world has the baddest aligators around!


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Re: why do crocodiles walk so gayly? [Re: hostileuniverse] * 1
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hostileuniverse said:
I hear Disney world has the baddest aligators around!



i hear parents like to place their children within reach of alligators at disney world, as opposed to buying a handful of meat-pellets from a machine to toss them


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Re: why do crocodiles walk so gayly? [Re: demiu5]
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demiu5 said:
i can't wait until your skinny, annoying ass gets eaten by a croc as you're trying to show it who's boss.  please film it, please


What, you think I'm going to fight a fucking crocodile with my bare hands?

Are you fucking stupid, gator hunters in Florida shoot the gator in the head with a gun and kill it that way.

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Re: why do crocodiles walk so gayly? [Re: Crystal G]
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Crystal G said:
demiu5 said:
i can't wait until your skinny, annoying ass gets eaten by a croc as you're trying to show it who's boss.  please film it, please


What, you think I'm going to fight a fucking crocodile with my bare hands?

Are you fucking stupid, gator hunters in Florida shoot the gator in the head with a gun and kill it that way.


no, i think it's going to eat your ass despite you carrying a firearm


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