SirDabsAlot said:

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thenutflush said:

Eating on a bus would be weird.. did you have minorities and foreigners stare at you?

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lolwutg like staring at his food cuz they're poor foreign minorities and prolly can only afford buses and not food.



I just dunno where your headed with that.

I agree about smoking up in the car though.  I love doing this.  In fact I feel like a spliff right now.

FruitOfLife said:

This is kind of on topic but still a funny story... So a little over a year ago we went to a pool tournament out of town. We generally like to party and have fun at night when pool is over. So we end up driving around with some Canadian guy who drove down, and we got hungry. He pulls to the drive threw at taco bell and orders like 20 different items, then looks around at the rest of us and tells the guy "Make that 4 times everything I just ordered"  . We spent over $90 at the drive threw at taco bell and had like 12 bags of food. We drove around stuffing our faces for hours

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yabbahabba said:

I have eaten food in my car. I don't know why, maybe because it was one of those burgers with crispy fried onions that get soggy by the time you get home.

Or it was hard to eat while driving when I needed to be on my way, so instead of staining my clothes, or getting pulled over for paying more attention to my food than the road, I stay in my car. Usually go through the drive through.

But I have no problem eating alone in a restaurant. Someone just said people who eat alone in a restaurant are weird. You're right. I'm weird as fuck. And my asshole itches. I shit alot and my toilet paper turns brown and red.

Anyway I went through a phase where I was living not far from a mexican restaurant and I would get drunk as fuck and munch the fuck out on a drunken stoned empty stomach. I usually sit somewhere far away from people to grunt and moan while I eat my chimichanga and chips and salsa and pico and guac and sour cream, but the last day I went there I was right next to a regular looking 50-ish couple. Drunk as fuck as in Ricky from Trailer Park Boys.

"Ooohh fuucccckk mee. Goddamn fuckin shit holy hell this shit's the shit god DAMN. MMMMMMMMMpph. NO way. FUCK... me. Umph. God. Hooolllyy shit no fuckin way."

I was making them uncomfortable. They didn't say a word. Oh god I was ordering Pina Coladas, plural, already fucked up. I'm surprised they served me.

So which is weirder? Drunk as fuck Ricky swearing like a sailor alone in a restaurant or hippie in a car eating a watermelon?

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Sun King said:

I don't eat in my car because it will get it dirty. I dropped an M&M in my car and I can't find it. I don't think I will ever get over it.

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Tears_Acid said:

I'd rather eat in my mobile office.

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Prisoner#1 said:

Tears_Acid said:

I'd rather eat in my mobile office.

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why do you have a brush guard on a truck who's only off road use will to be to break down on the side of the road

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bloodsheen said:

If I'm getting food by myself, and its fast food, I really hate eating in the establishment. Even if its 4pm and cold outside I will still eat it in my car while parked right outside. I've got all my music right there, I don't have to make awkward eye contact or sit in an uncomfortable booth. Plus I have this subconscious feeling like people are looking at me and kinda feeling bad for me, like "Aw, that dude is eating all alone, thats sad"

Anyone else do this?

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