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Unfolding Nature Shop: Unfolding Nature: Being in the Implicate Order

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Re: I just plunged my toilet and... [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
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Flush your eye with water then flush it with saline and hope you dont get pink eye


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Re: I just plunged my toilet and... [Re: Nitrous Monkey]
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A few squirts of piss should do it


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Re: I just plunged my toilet and... [Re: kr0nik0]
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the more you think about it the worse it'll get

if i recall correctly the same shit happened to me once, not sure if there was poo or piss in the toilet tho, could've just been toilet.

anyway, you;ll be fine.


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Re: I just plunged my toilet and... [Re: spirit_shadow] * 3
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spirit_shadow said:
Make yourself cry, put the tear(s) on agar and see what happens.


I heard it's the only way to get a good flush.

:rimshot:

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Re: I just plunged my toilet and... [Re: Adden]
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Youlk probably get pink eye. I think thats how it is spread. Flush your eyes and i think youll be fine.


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Re: I just plunged my toilet and... [Re: zZZz]
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zZZz said:
anyway, you;ll be fine.


pink eye has led to DEATH in the past


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Re: I just plunged my toilet and... [Re: kr0nik0] * 1
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Just be glad your mouth wasn't open.

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Re: I just plunged my toilet and... [Re: ferrel_human]
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ferrel_human said:
Youlk probably get pink eye. I think thats how it is spread. Flush your eyes and i think youll be fine.


I don't know what it is for poo water, but I know eyewash for chemicals and stuff are supposed to be 5-20 minutes.  You've got to get all up under the lids and shit.

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Re: I just plunged my toilet and... [Re: larry.fisherman]
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akira_akuma said:
dude, i hope there's no microscopic e.coli digging into your eye now, i'd make sure you Google symptoms of poo water, ocular absorption of poo water.


:lol: I remember watching some silly internet show last month that was talking about getting fecal matter near your other orifices, and how bad it can be. I started running around my home rinsing my eye in every sink I could find. The waiting game begins...






shivas.wisdom said:
Herbologist said:
I wish Id get pink eye so I can stay home from work


just scratch yer eyeball and yer butthole, but not necessarily in that order


Words of great wisdom and enlightenment.



XLCaps said:
Just be glad your mouth wasn't open.


How do you know it wasn't open?


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Re: I just plunged my toilet and... [Re: kr0nik0]
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Don't you have a beard kron?

http://www.bustle.com/articles/80514-beards-might-be-as-dirty-as-toilet-seats-finds-study-that-may-make-you-reevaluate-your

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Re: I just plunged my toilet and... [Re: moonrockmushy]
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I certainly do.

The article you linked is just awesome.

I now feel bad for my significant other having to kiss my "toilet beard" on a frequent basis.

:strokebeard: STOP SROKING THE BEARD, DAMNIT!

:okay:

I CAN'T!!!

:strokebeard:


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the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk,
mad to be saved,
desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars and in the middle you see the blue centerlight pop and everybody goes “Awww!”

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Re: I just plunged my toilet and... [Re: kr0nik0]
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Yeah a few years ago I went a couple months without using any soap or shampoo, well unless I needed to degrease my hands or something, which actually wasn't that bad, but I was probably head to toe poop :sadyes:

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Re: I just plunged my toilet and... [Re: kr0nik0]
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Once I got my dick stuck in the toilet and I had to call the fire brigade.


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Re: I just plunged my toilet and... [Re: moonrockmushy]
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moonrockmushy said:
Yeah a few years ago I went a couple months without using any soap or shampoo, well unless I needed to degrease my hands or something, which actually wasn't that bad, but I was probably head to toe poop :sadyes:


Interesting. I watched a short documentary on Youtube some time ago about a guy in NYC that decided to stop using any bath/hair/face products. Basically he just washed himself with water 1-2 times a day.

I remember him saying that through the first 2 weeks he did stink. And stink bad. Later it was confirmed that he was smelling bad because his body was "detoxing" from all the chemical soaps & deodorants.

After that 2-3 week period his skin started becoming accustomed to being "normal" and the smell completely went away. I've always wanted to do that myself but haven't had the balls.

My girlfriend on the other hand has only been using essential oils & home made soaps/oils. She smells just peachy, sometimes literally. :smile:


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“[...]the only people for me are the mad ones,
the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk,
mad to be saved,
desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars and in the middle you see the blue centerlight pop and everybody goes “Awww!”

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Re: I just plunged my toilet and... [Re: kr0nik0]
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Sounds like you have a case of the stink eye! Good luck


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