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kr0nik0
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I just plunged my toilet and...

#22735460 - 01/04/16 11:06 AM (10 years, 8 months ago)

poo water went flying into my right eye.

What do I do?

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Re: I just plunged my toilet and...

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#22735483 - 01/04/16 11:14 AM (10 years, 8 months ago)

Be a man and walk it off.

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sweetpea

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[Re: kr0nik0]
#22735489 - 01/04/16 11:15 AM (10 years, 8 months ago)

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Edited by sweetpea (04/19/16 11:50 AM)

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JonBongGroovy
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Re: I just plunged my toilet and...

[Re: kr0nik0]
#22735490 - 01/04/16 11:16 AM (10 years, 8 months ago)

Rinse out your eye.......

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akira_akuma
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Re: I just plunged my toilet and...

[Re: sweetpea]
#22735508 - 01/04/16 11:21 AM (10 years, 8 months ago)

dude, i hope there's no microscopic e.coli digging into your eye now, i'd make sure you Google symptoms of poo water, ocular absorption of poo water.

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makaveli8x8
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Re: I just plunged my toilet and...

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#22735544 - 01/04/16 11:30 AM (10 years, 8 months ago)

toilet paper or a wet wipe id guess which ever floats your boat

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Re: I just plunged my toilet and...

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#22735548 - 01/04/16 11:32 AM (10 years, 8 months ago)

akira_akuma said:

ocular absorption of poo water.

hahaha

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Re: I just plunged my toilet and...

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#22735555 - 01/04/16 11:34 AM (10 years, 8 months ago)

yeah you're def getting pink eye or c.diff

ive had both, just hope u get pink eye

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Re: I just plunged my toilet and...

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#22735562 - 01/04/16 11:36 AM (10 years, 8 months ago)

You got shitfaced!

I have been scrubbing a nasty toilet, made the mistake of breathing through my mouth and splash,,,, right on my tongue!!! :scat:

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shivas.wisdom
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Re: I just plunged my toilet and...

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#22735578 - 01/04/16 11:41 AM (10 years, 8 months ago)

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Re: I just plunged my toilet and...

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#22735584 - 01/04/16 11:43 AM (10 years, 8 months ago)

I wish Id get pink eye so I can stay home from work

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Re: I just plunged my toilet and...

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#22735604 - 01/04/16 11:49 AM (10 years, 8 months ago)

GetFuckingWierd said:

Rinse out your eye.......

GetFuckingWierd said:

Rinse out your eye.......

Welll

And you should be fine
I'd watch it the next week though

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#22735618 - 01/04/16 11:52 AM (10 years, 8 months ago)

Herbologist said:

I wish Id get pink eye so I can stay home from work

just scratch yer eyeball and yer butthole, but not necessarily in that order

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shivas.wisdom
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Re: I just plunged my toilet and...

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#22735622 - 01/04/16 11:52 AM (10 years, 8 months ago)

or get a friend to fart on yer pillow!

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Re: I just plunged my toilet and...

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#22735625 - 01/04/16 11:53 AM (10 years, 8 months ago)

or plunge a toilet in such a way as to send poop water flying directly into yer right eye

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Re: I just plunged my toilet and...

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#22735626 - 01/04/16 11:54 AM (10 years, 8 months ago)

shivas.wisdom said:

Herbologist said:

I wish Id get pink eye so I can stay home from work

just scratch yer eyeball and yer butthole, but not necessarily in that order

:rofl:

need it to happen on accident so I wont feel like a dirty human being.

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Re: I just plunged my toilet and...

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#22735644 - 01/04/16 11:57 AM (10 years, 8 months ago)

A little dirty water isn't going to hurt. Little drops of toilet water end up being aerosolized when you flush anyways. The ocean is a big toilet and you swim in it. When you smell a fart, it means air that was just in someone's ass is now inside your nose. :cookiemonster:

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Re: I just plunged my toilet and...

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#22735648 - 01/04/16 11:59 AM (10 years, 8 months ago)

i guess you gotta do some jenkem now bro :shrug:

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you're half way there

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#22735696 - 01/04/16 12:16 PM (10 years, 8 months ago)

Make yourself cry, put the tear(s) on agar and see what happens.

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Re: I just plunged my toilet and...

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#22735780 - 01/04/16 12:47 PM (10 years, 8 months ago)

Did you use the VPC Kleer Drain?

http://www.homedepot.com/p/VPC-Kleer-Drain-Opener-KD100/203001423

Cause i bought this badass gadget for a clog my plunger couldnt do. Its a CO2 powered plunger and it actually works.

Downside is when the CO2 charger goes off, it splashes water in all directions, including my face.

But worth cause it cleared my toliet drain in two chargers!

Next time im wearing a face shield thou.

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