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Red tail hawk, Rednecks, Seeing red, and... Uh oh... Blue lights! * 1
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Hi there fellow shriomerites, and general stoners.
I had a wow wee of A Christmas Day as a friend and I decided to take a motorcycle ride through the back woods of the Saint Louis area called Potosi, MO.

My friend has 30 years riding experience.. I have 3...... Months.
She can lean the bike and drag her knee around turns.... I am still a pussy and cannot even hit a moderate turn at 20 mph.

We jump on the highway doing the speed limit. Looking like tranny chips on patrol. Getting honks and junk from guys. Well one set of rednexks in a busted ass Ford F-150 decided to whoop and holler behind us for about 3 miles.  They wanted us to pull over.  Why do deep woods rednecks always have a rusted ford truck?

My friend got pissed and all of the sudden she was a dot in the horizon! She rides a Honda black bird. Look it up, it's the 4th fastest bike in the world...

She popped me on the chatter box headset and said, drop a gear and hit the throttle! Your bike can do it too. I have a Honda cbr 600 f4.

I turned to rednexks, grabbed my boobs then dropped and throttled.

Hole eeeeeeeeee shiiiiiiiiiit.

I felt like Tron.

I caught up with her and was like wtf. I didn't know my bike could go that fast. I remembered looking down at the speedometer and seeing 136 mph. Dude, that's just plain illegal!!

And the cops were in sight in our rear mirrors about 3 miles and closing!. I slowed down and switched lanes to pull over and I saw them switch lanes too. We're going to jail she said over the mic. GUN IT!

I'm like dude... Run from the cops!!!?????

Soo, I gunned it looking in my mirrors seeing the cops turn to tiny dots. Meanwhile I was very thankful the road traffic was sparse that day. I don't like putting others in danger because I'm riding like an idiot. I felt dumb too.

So I'm blurring along trying to keep up with my friend and we get off the exit and hit the back roads. I got my bike off the ground 2x.

That's when I called it quits and pulled into a random driveway and hid my bike. The cops whizzed by. The owners came out the house like wtf!?! I pulled off my helmet and they saw I was a girl and let me in. One of the guys tarped my bike.
 
My friend was wtfing me on the headset and I told her where I was. 10 mins later she showed up.

We sat for a while talking about what happened, then, I'll be fucked... The redneck truck we evaded pulled into the driveway, they peeked under the tarp and ran in the house.

They laughed so hard they couldn't stand up.
We got hit on and the whole 9.  Yuck!
Lol they weren't that bad. So after an hour we decided it was safe to leave. The boys gave us some yellow safety vests to wear to break up our description.

On the way back we are obeying the limits and come up on a hawk chowing down on a squirrel. Sumbitch did not want to get up and fly as we got closer.

Next thing I know I'm looking at two talons and hawk nuts. I'm ducking and shit. Wtf man?!?!
We ride back to her house in downtown STL and park in the parking deck. I'm pinching back major turds and tried my best to tell her to hurry without speaking doo-doo language in public.

I'll never ride my bike that fast again unless it's on a track or something.

Love you guys. Merry Christmas and new year.


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Re: Red tail hawk, Rednecks, Seeing red, and... Uh oh... Blue lights! [Re: Macey Howard]
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Gotta be careful about "the R word" 'round here.

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Re: Red tail hawk, Rednecks, Seeing red, and... Uh oh... Blue lights! [Re: Macey Howard]
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:facepalm:... I jumped over the moon..


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Re: Red tail hawk, Rednecks, Seeing red, and... Uh oh... Blue lights! [Re: Amanita86]
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It was the most bone headed thing I've ever done on my bike. I still feel crappy because someone could have gotten hurt. Next time I'll be passive and slow down.

When I took another look at my bike I noticed the chain was all droopy and I had to adjust it.
Hell, in Georgia, the cops would have been relentless in pursuit.

Anyone here ever run from the cops?


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Re: Red tail hawk, Rednecks, Seeing red, and... Uh oh... Blue lights! [Re: Macey Howard]
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Nope...no one here  :nojustno:


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Re: Red tail hawk, Rednecks, Seeing red, and... Uh oh... Blue lights! [Re: Amanita86]
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When I lived in GA, I rode my buddies CBR 600 and hit 164 mph. I was scared to look at the speedometer I was going so fast. Haven't rode one since.


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Re: Red tail hawk, Rednecks, Seeing red, and... Uh oh... Blue lights! [Re: Algo]
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Sounds fun and dangerous. It's a pretty awesome story though to keep, I wouldn't bring it up to most people for a while though.

I've only ever ran from the cops whenever I used to do graffiti. But that was on foot and I'm sure as hell not running 100+ mph.


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Re: Red tail hawk, Rednecks, Seeing red, and... Uh oh... Blue lights! [Re: Achillita]
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I enjoyed that read.:thumbup:
Glad it was a happy ending.
Fastest I been on me gsxr600 is 156. Swung hard doin 90 on an off ramp, was like :eek:followed be :cool:


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