zappaisgod said:

Real men use tequila bong water.

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Sheekle said:

i just got back from the dentist, the ones i go to are such phonies. everytime i go there they recommend i use a very specific brand of mouthwash and deny theyre paid to say it. theyre like "make sure u use ACT mouthwash after brushing" and im like " lol why ACT in specific are u sponsored by them?" and theyre like "no its just the first brand that came to my mind" but they all say it everytime i go there its a conspiracy

i dont see any problem with them recommending it, i'm sure ACT is a good brand and all, but why would they deny getting paid to say it when i ask? i think thats hogwash and it means they have no souls

if any of u guys are dentists would u lie about that?

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zZZz said:

real men dont use anything, we let the tooth rot till it falls out on its own

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I was at the dentist today, and he didn't do a good job with the numbing. I could feel him drilling and zapping my gum line with a laser. He asked me if I wanted more novocaine, I told him to keep going.

Alexestalex said:

my dentist is  a sexy blonde milf

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psi said:

Sheekle said:

i just got back from the dentist, the ones i go to are such phonies. everytime i go there they recommend i use a very specific brand of mouthwash and deny theyre paid to say it. theyre like "make sure u use ACT mouthwash after brushing" and im like " lol why ACT in specific are u sponsored by them?" and theyre like "no its just the first brand that came to my mind" but they all say it everytime i go there its a conspiracy

i dont see any problem with them recommending it, i'm sure ACT is a good brand and all, but why would they deny getting paid to say it when i ask? i think thats hogwash and it means they have no souls

if any of u guys are dentists would u lie about that?

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Maybe it's really you who's shilling for this mouthwash company and this whole story is an elaborate setup. I bet you don't even have a dentist.

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koods said:

zZZz said:

real men dont use anything, we let the tooth rot till it falls out on its own

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I was at the dentist today, and he didn't do a good job with the numbing. I could feel him drilling and zapping my gum line with a laser. He asked me if I wanted more novocaine, I told him to keep going.

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mndfreeze said:

Back when I got my wisdom teeth taken out I had to be put under.  Right after they IV'd me and the drugs started hitting I started babbling to the hottie nurse about growing mushrooms and taking lsd and how this was so much *SNOORREEEE*

I last about that long.

I woke up once in the middle of it and they hit me again with the stuff. I ended up being asleep for like 3 hours after the surgery was done.  My wife had to mostly carry me to the car.


All dentist visits should be like that.  Fuck novacaine.

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Oh that's awful ,hopefully that wasn't a surprise to the mrs.
I would've loved novacaine,I got a mild numbing agent,I wasn't even out like I was supposed to be