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Cell phone Breathalyzer
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anyone know if there is a way keep you phone locked unless you are not drunk?

i must have this.

who else would buy?


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Re: Cell phone Breathalyzer [Re: SurReality]
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And what would be the point of this?

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Re: Cell phone Breathalyzer [Re: SurReality]
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Well... you COULD create a really long and unnecessary passcode that you won't be able to remember when you're drunk.

oooooor... I don't know. Maybe just don't drink. Or maybe just don't drink around your phone.

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Re: Cell phone Breathalyzer [Re: SurReality] * 1
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Install Breathalyzer on car. Drive phone out to lock box in the desert. Go home and get drunk.


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline

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Re: Cell phone Breathalyzer [Re: Shroomslip]
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i feel like there must be a market for this, jokes aside. i'm not the only one who has a problem with drunk dials.

i think lock box idea could actually work... except have a box you need to breath into to unlock, because i would need to lock up anything with internet access too, or maybe just like an ethernet cord to cut access off.

the market for this would be pretty diverse, it would make a great joke gift too. could call it the drunk tank.


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Re: Cell phone Breathalyzer [Re: SurReality]
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"Your honor, I plead not guilty. I was unable to use my phone due to a lock out device to call a cab. I had no choice but to drive intoxicated, I would never do such a thing willingly".


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline

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Re: Cell phone Breathalyzer [Re: Shroomslip]
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It has so many uses. Genius


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Re: Cell phone Breathalyzer [Re: Rebelutionsssss]
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I fully support this idea


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[quote]Sheekle said:
[quote]ThatKidWithTheFace said:
Is this the same aunt that fucks dogs?[/quote]
u bet ur ass it is.[/quote]

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Re: Cell phone Breathalyzer [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace]
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they do have apps if you have the attachment which they sell at costco  :heytherebadboy:

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Re: Cell phone Breathalyzer [Re: trekie]
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That don't give accurate readings :lol: breathlyzers are expensive machines if you want one that will work when it comes down to the cops. Your Costco one could say .08 when the cops is more functional and will read .13


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Re: Cell phone Breathalyzer [Re: SurReality] * 1
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SurReality said:
anyone know if there is a way keep you phone locked unless you are not drunk?



how will people that hate you know that you love them at 3am if you cant call them


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Re: Cell phone Breathalyzer [Re: Prisoner#1]
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Prisoner#1 said:
SurReality said:
anyone know if there is a way keep you phone locked unless you are not drunk?



how will people that hate you know that you love them at 3am if you cant call them


This is exactly why I quit drinking.


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[quote]Sheekle said:
[quote]ThatKidWithTheFace said:
Is this the same aunt that fucks dogs?[/quote]
u bet ur ass it is.[/quote]

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Re: Cell phone Breathalyzer [Re: Rebelutionsssss]
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You clearly dont have a costco membership :smuglook:

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