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zappaisgod
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Re: US Citizenship Exam. Take it, see where you stand

[Re: koods]
#22206675 - 09/08/15 10:57 AM (11 years, 16 days ago)

koods said:

No, it's like answering Jimmy Carter when the correct answer was Ronald Reagan. to be fair, Ronald Reagan has never been the correct answer for anything.

And what was Carter the correct answer for? "Who was the worst president before Obama?"

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Asante
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Re: US Citizenship Exam. Take it, see where you stand

[Re: zappaisgod]

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#22206717 - 09/08/15 11:09 AM (11 years, 16 days ago)

The frigging Government site went down courtesy of Homeland Security, what the fuck?!

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Turtletotem
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Re: US Citizenship Exam. Take it, see where you stand

[Re: Asante]
#22206719 - 09/08/15 11:10 AM (11 years, 16 days ago)

Asante said:

The frigging Government site went down courtesy of Homeland Security, what the fuck?!

:lolsy:

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ReposadoXochipilli
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Re: US Citizenship Exam. Take it, see where you stand

[Re: Turtletotem]
#22206761 - 09/08/15 11:23 AM (11 years, 16 days ago)

You got 24 of 25 possible points.
Your score: 96%
Good job! You have completed the practice naturalization self-test 1.

i fucked up on the writing of the constitution one, only half way through the coffee...

multiple choice tests should not be allowed for anything, ever.

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Patlal
You ask too many questions

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Re: US Citizenship Exam. Take it, see where you stand

[Re: zappaisgod]
#22206767 - 09/08/15 11:24 AM (11 years, 16 days ago)

zappaisgod said:

koods said:

No, it's like answering Jimmy Carter when the correct answer was Ronald Reagan. to be fair, Ronald Reagan has never been the correct answer for anything.

And what was Carter the correct answer for? "Who was the worst president before Obama?"

The worst president in the history of the US was Harding. Political advisors made the guy run become he looked presidential. That was the only thing he had. He "looked" good.

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Nifflerz
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Re: US Citizenship Exam. Take it, see where you stand

[Re: Patlal]
#22206795 - 09/08/15 11:29 AM (11 years, 16 days ago)

3/25

:pedrophile:

:whatyougonnado:

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Mr.GuessWork
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Re: US Citizenship Exam. Take it, see where you stand

[Re: Turtletotem]
#22206812 - 09/08/15 11:33 AM (11 years, 16 days ago)

23/25

I couldn't remember what Susan B. Anthony did (I don't see the importance of the question for citizenship either), and one about which secretaries exist (they all have silly names).

Some of the questions were a lot harder than others though. Most people don't even know what the federalist papers are, let alone who authored them, but everybody knows which side of the country the Atlantic ocean is on. Most Americans should be able to pass that practice test I would assume.

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Mr.GuessWork
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Re: US Citizenship Exam. Take it, see where you stand

[Re: Nifflerz]
#22206815 - 09/08/15 11:34 AM (11 years, 16 days ago)

Niffla said:

3/25

Deport you.

EDIT: Which ones did you get right?

Edited by Mr.GuessWork (09/08/15 11:36 AM)

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Nifflerz
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Re: US Citizenship Exam. Take it, see where you stand

[Re: Mr.GuessWork]
#22206828 - 09/08/15 11:36 AM (11 years, 16 days ago)

Mr.GuessWork said:

Niffla said:

3/25

Deport you.

You can't, I'm in a sanctuary city.

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Re: US Citizenship Exam. Take it, see where you stand

[Re: Nifflerz]
#22207063 - 09/08/15 12:41 PM (11 years, 16 days ago)

25/25. This is some second grade shit, lol, how can you guys get any of these wrong?

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Patlal
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Re: US Citizenship Exam. Take it, see where you stand

[Re: Patlal]
#22207143 - 09/08/15 12:59 PM (11 years, 16 days ago)

Its a sample

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Brian Jones
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Re: US Citizenship Exam. Take it, see where you stand

[Re: Patlal]
#22207210 - 09/08/15 01:12 PM (11 years, 16 days ago)

I got 24. On the Federalist Papers I said Adams instead of Madison.

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Patlal
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Re: US Citizenship Exam. Take it, see where you stand

[Re: Brian Jones]
#22207214 - 09/08/15 01:12 PM (11 years, 16 days ago)

Brian Jones said:

I got 24. On the Federalist Papers I said Adams instead of Madison.

Same exact mistake

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Adden

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Re: US Citizenship Exam. Take it, see where you stand

[Re: Patlal]
#22207227 - 09/08/15 01:15 PM (11 years, 16 days ago)

That one almost got me.

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DTCharlieB
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Re: US Citizenship Exam. Take it, see where you stand

[Re: Adden]
#22207424 - 09/08/15 01:51 PM (11 years, 16 days ago)

That bitch Susan Anthony got me too. I confused her with thay dirty whore Betsy ross.

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Re: US Citizenship Exam. Take it, see where you stand

[Re: Patlal]
#22207454 - 09/08/15 01:56 PM (11 years, 16 days ago)

I got 21/25 on both of the first two tests. The questions on who signed what or who was president when I'm pretty weak on.

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The Moose
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Re: US Citizenship Exam. Take it, see where you stand

[Re: Patlal]
#22207551 - 09/08/15 02:13 PM (11 years, 16 days ago)

You got 24 of 25 possible points.
Your score: 96%

I wasn't sure who wrote a federalist paper

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SurReality
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Re: US Citizenship Exam. Take it, see where you stand

[Re: Patlal]
#22207877 - 09/08/15 03:17 PM (11 years, 16 days ago)

76 percent.
Also some I guessed and got right many I just illuminated ridiculous answers. I would have failed of it were short answer format

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Patlal
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Re: US Citizenship Exam. Take it, see where you stand

[Re: SurReality]

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#22208595 - 09/08/15 06:13 PM (11 years, 16 days ago)

76%. You should read more.

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JoeP83
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Re: US Citizenship Exam. Take it, see where you stand

[Re: Patlal]
#22209031 - 09/08/15 07:44 PM (11 years, 16 days ago)

Missed 3. Congratulating myself though because I can't remember the last time I've read anything about US history and I'm in my 30s.

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