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US Citizenship Exam. Take it, see where you stand
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I hear people say that most Americans wouldn't pass the exam, therefore if they were immigrants, they would not be able to go to America.

Let's prove this theory.

http://www.uscis.gov/citizenship/quiz/learners/study-test/study-materials-civics-test/naturalization-self-test-1/take

25 question, multiple choice.

I'll take it too, cause technically, this test is for foreigners.

Post the results.


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Re: US Citizenship Exam. Take it, see where you stand [Re: Patlal]
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I scored 24/25.

I guess I'm ready to move in, right?


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Re: US Citizenship Exam. Take it, see where you stand [Re: Patlal] * 2
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100%.

That was ridiculously easy.


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Re: US Citizenship Exam. Take it, see where you stand [Re: Patlal]
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92%


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Re: US Citizenship Exam. Take it, see where you stand [Re: nicechrisman]
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22/25

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Re: US Citizenship Exam. Take it, see where you stand [Re: Patlal]
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20/25 But then I am English.

What the fuck is it with this>

Under our Constitution, some powers belong to the federal government. What is one power of the federal government?

Answer
to provide schooling

to issue driver's licenses

to make treaties

to provide police departments

and yet...some states have legislated to legalise marijuana. Does this not mean that 'federal government treaties' are not worth the hemp they are written on?


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Re: US Citizenship Exam. Take it, see where you stand [Re: nicechrisman]
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92% too, I confused Thomas Jefferson and James Madison and SHOULD know who Susan B. Anthony is because I know the name, but I must've mentally checked out that day in history class.


It's kind of embarrassing that Americans don't get everything right considering the fact that most history classes you take in grade school are fucking American History classes.

The actual test must be longer than the practice tests, but I was still shocked at how easy it was because I remember my history teacher in highschool commenting that Americans usually scored poorly.


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Re: US Citizenship Exam. Take it, see where you stand [Re: Patlal]
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I'm already an American.


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Re: US Citizenship Exam. Take it, see where you stand [Re: deucedbi9]
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deucedbi9 said:
20/25 But then I am English.

What the fuck is it with this>

Under our Constitution, some powers belong to the federal government. What is one power of the federal government?

Answer
to provide schooling

to issue driver's licenses

to make treaties

to provide police departments

and yet...some states have legislated to legalise marijuana. Does this not mean that 'federal government treaties' are not worth the hemp they are written on?




States have their own legislative power separate of the federal government, hence the vast differences in laws/culture across the board - but treaties most definitely do not fall under that due to the treaty clause.....allowing it has led to some scuffles in the past...namely the civil war, heh.


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Re: US Citizenship Exam. Take it, see where you stand [Re: pirate-blues]
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pirate-blues said:
The actual test must be longer than the practice tests, but I was still shocked at how easy it was because I remember my history teacher in highschool commenting that Americans usually scored poorly.


Don't sweat it. I only got 15/20 on the uk-citizenship test

I'm expecting a knock at the door any minute from the deportation police!

How'd you do with that shit 'patlal'?


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Re: US Citizenship Exam. Take it, see where you stand [Re: Patlal]
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I missed one question. The one about the federalist papers. They are stupid papers anyway.


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Re: US Citizenship Exam. Take it, see where you stand [Re: deucedbi9]
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deucedbi9 said:
pirate-blues said:
The actual test must be longer than the practice tests, but I was still shocked at how easy it was because I remember my history teacher in highschool commenting that Americans usually scored poorly.


Don't sweat it. I only got 15/20 on the uk-citizenship test

I'm expecting a knock at the door any minute from the deportation police!

How'd you do with that shit 'patlal'?


16/20

Then again, Europe is not my specialty and I have to admit, 4 answer I completely guessed due to the stupidity of the other 2 answers. Technically, I should stand at 12/20 if not for luck


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Re: US Citizenship Exam. Take it, see where you stand [Re: Sun King]
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I missed one but that was because I got sloppy.  It asked who was president during the depression and WW2.  I said Hoover because I overlooked the WW2 part.


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Re: US Citizenship Exam. Take it, see where you stand [Re: zappaisgod]
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zappaisgod said:
I missed one but that was because I got sloppy.  It asked who was president during the depression and WW2.  I said Hoover because I overlooked the WW2 part.


It's like naming all the states. You always miss the one.


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Re: US Citizenship Exam. Take it, see where you stand [Re: Patlal] * 3
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No, it's like answering Jimmy Carter when the correct answer was Ronald Reagan. to be fair, Ronald Reagan has never been the correct answer for anything.


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Re: US Citizenship Exam. Take it, see where you stand [Re: Patlal]
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20/25 on the US
12/20 on the UK
Looks like I won't be coming over!

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Re: US Citizenship Exam. Take it, see where you stand [Re: koraks]
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I only got Susan B Antony wrong.
I don't know who she is.


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Re: US Citizenship Exam. Take it, see where you stand [Re: Turtletotem]
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Easily 100%


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Re: US Citizenship Exam. Take it, see where you stand [Re: Patlal]
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That was way too easy.


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Re: US Citizenship Exam. Take it, see where you stand [Re: Enlil]
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Enlil said:
That was way too easy.


it really was. But for a dude from zimbabwe, it is ridiculously hard


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