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Offlinezappaisgod
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Re: US Citizenship Exam. Take it, see where you stand [Re: koods]
    #22206675 - 09/08/15 10:57 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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koods said:
No, it's like answering Jimmy Carter when the correct answer was Ronald Reagan. to be fair, Ronald Reagan has never been the correct answer for anything.



And what was Carter the correct answer for?  "Who was the worst president before Obama?"


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Re: US Citizenship Exam. Take it, see where you stand [Re: zappaisgod] * 2
    #22206717 - 09/08/15 11:09 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

The frigging Government site went down courtesy of Homeland Security, what the fuck?!


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OfflineTurtletotem
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Re: US Citizenship Exam. Take it, see where you stand [Re: Asante]
    #22206719 - 09/08/15 11:10 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Asante said:
The frigging Government site went down courtesy of Homeland Security, what the fuck?!




:lolsy:


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OfflineReposadoXochipilli
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Re: US Citizenship Exam. Take it, see where you stand [Re: Turtletotem]
    #22206761 - 09/08/15 11:23 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

You got 24 of 25 possible points.
Your score: 96%
Good job! You have completed the practice naturalization self-test 1.


i fucked up on the writing of the constitution one, only half way through the coffee...

multiple choice tests should not be allowed for anything, ever.


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OfflinePatlal
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Re: US Citizenship Exam. Take it, see where you stand [Re: zappaisgod]
    #22206767 - 09/08/15 11:24 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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zappaisgod said:
Quote:

koods said:
No, it's like answering Jimmy Carter when the correct answer was Ronald Reagan. to be fair, Ronald Reagan has never been the correct answer for anything.



And what was Carter the correct answer for?  "Who was the worst president before Obama?"




The worst president in the history of the US was Harding. Political advisors made the guy run become he looked presidential. That was the only thing he had. He "looked" good.


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Re: US Citizenship Exam. Take it, see where you stand [Re: Patlal]
    #22206795 - 09/08/15 11:29 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

3/25

:pedrophile: 

:whatyougonnado:


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Re: US Citizenship Exam. Take it, see where you stand [Re: Turtletotem]
    #22206812 - 09/08/15 11:33 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

23/25

I couldn't remember what Susan B. Anthony did (I don't see the importance of the question for citizenship either), and one about which secretaries exist (they all have silly names).


Some of the questions were a lot harder than others though. Most people don't even know what the federalist papers are, let alone who authored them, but everybody knows which side of the country the Atlantic ocean is on. Most Americans should be able to pass that practice test I would assume.


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Re: US Citizenship Exam. Take it, see where you stand [Re: Niffla]
    #22206815 - 09/08/15 11:34 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Niffla said:
3/25

:pedrophile: 

:whatyougonnado:





Deport you.


EDIT: Which ones did you get right?


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Re: US Citizenship Exam. Take it, see where you stand [Re: Mr.GuessWork]
    #22206828 - 09/08/15 11:36 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Mr.GuessWork said:
Quote:

Niffla said:
3/25

:pedrophile: 

:whatyougonnado:





Deport you.




You can't, I'm in a sanctuary city.


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InvisibleAdden
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Re: US Citizenship Exam. Take it, see where you stand [Re: Niffla]
    #22207063 - 09/08/15 12:41 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

25/25. This is some second grade shit, lol, how can you guys get any of these wrong?


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OfflinePatlal
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Re: US Citizenship Exam. Take it, see where you stand [Re: Patlal]
    #22207143 - 09/08/15 12:59 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Its a sample


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OfflineBrian Jones
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Re: US Citizenship Exam. Take it, see where you stand [Re: Patlal]
    #22207210 - 09/08/15 01:12 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I got 24. On the Federalist Papers I said Adams instead of Madison.


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OfflinePatlal
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Re: US Citizenship Exam. Take it, see where you stand [Re: Brian Jones]
    #22207214 - 09/08/15 01:12 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Brian Jones said:
I got 24. On the Federalist Papers I said Adams instead of Madison.




Same exact mistake


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InvisibleAdden
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Re: US Citizenship Exam. Take it, see where you stand [Re: Patlal]
    #22207227 - 09/08/15 01:15 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

That one almost got me.


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Re: US Citizenship Exam. Take it, see where you stand [Re: Adden]
    #22207424 - 09/08/15 01:51 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

That bitch Susan Anthony got me too. I confused her with thay dirty whore Betsy ross.


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Re: US Citizenship Exam. Take it, see where you stand [Re: Patlal]
    #22207454 - 09/08/15 01:56 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I got 21/25 on both of the first two tests. The questions on who signed what or who was president when I'm pretty weak on.


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OfflineThe Moose
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Re: US Citizenship Exam. Take it, see where you stand [Re: Patlal]
    #22207551 - 09/08/15 02:13 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

You got 24 of 25 possible points.
Your score: 96%

I wasn't sure who wrote a federalist paper


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OfflineSurReality
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Re: US Citizenship Exam. Take it, see where you stand [Re: Patlal]
    #22207877 - 09/08/15 03:17 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

76 percent.
Also some I guessed and got right many I just illuminated ridiculous answers. I would have failed of it were short answer format


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OfflinePatlal
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Re: US Citizenship Exam. Take it, see where you stand [Re: SurReality] * 1
    #22208595 - 09/08/15 06:13 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

76%. You should read more.


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OfflineJoeP83
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Re: US Citizenship Exam. Take it, see where you stand [Re: Patlal]
    #22209031 - 09/08/15 07:44 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Missed 3. Congratulating myself though because I can't remember the last time I've read anything about US history and I'm in my 30s.


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