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North Spore Shop: Bulk Substrate

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Salesmen are too pushy
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A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.
"Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners."
"Fuck off!" said the old lady. "I haven't got any money" and she tried to close the door. Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open.
"Don't be too hasty!" he said. "Not until you have at least seen my demonstration." And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse shit all over her hallway carpet. "If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse shit from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder."
"Well," she said, "I hope you've got a fucking good appetite, because the electricity was cut off this morning."

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Re: Salesmen are too pushy [Re: four20snakeman]
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heh that salesman would have gone away hopping on one foot if he put the other one in my door. :lol:


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Re: Salesmen are too pushy [Re: four20snakeman]
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Don't ever go to the Canary Islands. You'll be wanted for murder within 20 minutes.

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