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coAsTal
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Re: Happy Ending Massage

[Re: occollegeboi]

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#20940504 - 12/07/14 02:36 AM (11 years, 10 months ago)

occollegeboi said:

I wouldn't expect a bunch of losers on a drug forum to know anything about massage.

Whoa, little guy....

When did anyone ask you?
Way to walk into a thread and make a shameful, embarrassing ass of yourself.
Have you even noticed how ridiculous it is that you came into this thread guns-blazing, acting like you were invited to gallantly defend the "art" of a trade when the OP was asking about asian hand parlors?

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Re: Happy Ending Massage

[Re: coAsTal]
#20940512 - 12/07/14 02:42 AM (11 years, 10 months ago)

Lol I live right next door to a asian massage happy ending massage parlor. Surprisingly they haven't been busted yet and they been there for over a year

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Sheekle
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Re: Happy Ending Massage

[Re: Village-idiot]
#20940523 - 12/07/14 02:49 AM (11 years, 10 months ago)

How the fuck do u know if they're a happy ending massage place or a regular one? Is there some sort of key-word or something?

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Re: Happy Ending Massage

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#20940533 - 12/07/14 02:51 AM (11 years, 10 months ago)

I didn't read this whole thread, but I am curious how much occollegeboi would charge me for a DEEP TISSUE massage and a handie.

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Re: Happy Ending Massage

[Re: occollegeboi]
#20940534 - 12/07/14 02:51 AM (11 years, 10 months ago)

*practitioner

please shut up. you're sounding less and less like you know what you're talking about and you are just as retarded as they are.

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Re: Happy Ending Massage

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#20940548 - 12/07/14 03:01 AM (11 years, 10 months ago)

:skittles:

This thread sucks without pics

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Re: Happy Ending Massage

[Re: Sheekle]
#20940552 - 12/07/14 03:02 AM (11 years, 10 months ago)

Sheekle said:

How the fuck do u know if they're a happy ending massage place or a regular one? Is there some sort of key-word or something?

There are a few ways. Neon sign, open late, in the rub and tug section of backpage. Type address into google and there will be dudes talking about it if it's a rub and tug. Avoid places that do like manicures or acupuncture. If they say they accept insurance that's bad too they are probably legit. I don't think I have ever gone into a legit one by accident, you can tell just by looking. I like the Russian ones better than the Asian ones.
There are some bad things about it such as industry is rife with human trafficking, those tables you lie on sketch me out for sanitary reasons, the chicks are usually ugly or too old to strip anymore. Better than a crack whore but worse than a real escort.

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OliverJames
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Re: Happy Ending Massage

[Re: Sheekle]
#20940553 - 12/07/14 03:05 AM (11 years, 10 months ago)

Sheekle said:

How the fuck do u know if they're a happy ending massage place or a regular one? Is there some sort of key-word or something?

I used to wonder the exact same thing. I'm not sure how people originally find out that a place is a happy ending massage place, but around the college I live near, word just gets around regarding which places offer happy endings. They're not usually super upscale looking either

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Re: Happy Ending Massage

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#20940589 - 12/07/14 03:32 AM (11 years, 10 months ago)

T-Rex said:

good evening PUB. It's been awhile.

So i relapsed on heroin and then got clean again. My sex drive since has been sky high.
The last few weeks I indulged in a few happy ending massages.
I am thoroughly hooked on it.
Theres something to paying a price for something everyone desires without
having to deal with the extra baggage that comes from normal relationships.
Who here enjoy's a good nuru massage?
What are your thoughts on the matter?

:thumbup:

Nice work ive never had the cash to spend on a massage and a happy ending. If i could i would.

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Re: Happy Ending Massage

[Re: occollegeboi]
#20940692 - 12/07/14 04:25 AM (11 years, 10 months ago)

occollegeboi said:

I give a good DEEP TISSUE massage with trigger point therapy, myofascial release, acupressure. I guarantee if you're paying for a happy ending cheap ass massage, they are NOT doing all those different massage modalities.

You should get a REAL massage and see how much better it is than some lame ass fluff and buff happy ending "massage."

A REAL massage is a medical necessity. I'm talking about a DEEP TISSUE massage, not a basic swedish.

100% agree with you. Having a great massage therapist something you will not regret. I don't mind sex after a massage if that was the plan but I would not cal that a real massage. I'm so relaxed after a session getting a hard on is not even on the radar.

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Re: Happy Ending Massage

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#20940764 - 12/07/14 05:26 AM (11 years, 10 months ago)

lood_dood said:

Oh man oh man oh man. When I lived in Asia I started out sorta skeezed out by the idea but eventually it just became such a norm for me. Absolutely love em!

I have a gf who I'm comfy with now, but in general I am uber nervous about initiating anything sexual with other people (when its not a paid situation) I'd never know how to transition, express what I wanted or didn't want, I'd be tense, etc. didn't used to be that way but I suffered a lot of sexual abuse in my dating/love life.

Happy ending massages are great! First you get a massage, and that just puts you in the best mood because you have a lovely lady rubbing herself all over your body which feels pretty intimate, relaxing your muscles, all in a calming environment. The happy part is amazing no matter what. From hand action to sex, to things involving multiple masseuses. And because you are paying for a service there is nothing nerve wracking about getting the ball rolling: massage ends and fun begins. I tried hiring a sex worker once outside of the massage scene and it was okay but more expensive and not as great. You get so much more bang for your buck with a massage.

Honestly if I had to chose between drug of choice free for life (cant be shared unless I am taking it too) or happy ending massages anytime I want for life, I would chose the latter.

Haha, had to post because nostalgia and such

I just wanted to say I really appreciate the honesty in this post. :manofapproval:

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Re: Happy Ending Massage

[Re: occollegeboi]
#20941511 - 12/07/14 12:32 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

occollegeboi said:

I give a good DEEP TISSUE massage with trigger point therapy, myofascial release, acupressure. I guarantee if you're paying for a happy ending cheap ass massage, they are NOT doing all those different massage modalities.

You should get a REAL massage and see how much better it is than some lame ass fluff and buff happy ending "massage."

A REAL massage is a medical necessity. I'm talking about a DEEP TISSUE massage, not a basic swedish.

But you don't do happy endings, so why would someone see you? You should give happy endings.

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koods
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Re: Happy Ending Massage

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#20941516 - 12/07/14 12:33 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

Sheekle said:

How the fuck do u know if they're a happy ending massage place or a regular one? Is there some sort of key-word or something?

Shekele wants a happy ending. :lol:

:lol:

Don't go to occollegeboi, he doesn't know how to give a proper massage.

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Edited by koods (12/07/14 12:34 PM)

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Patlal
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Re: Happy Ending Massage

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#20941564 - 12/07/14 12:47 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

I've always wanted to go to a happy ending massage place. I believe its legal in Canada. Definitely in the gray one if illegal.

The things is. When I go for a massage I love to relax. So I would want a happy beginning followed by a one hour massage.

Am I crazy or is a happy beginning massage better than a happy ending?

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Re: Happy Ending Massage

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#20941572 - 12/07/14 12:48 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

That's crazy

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larry.fisherman
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Re: Happy Ending Massage

[Re: Patlal]
#20941587 - 12/07/14 12:52 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

Patlal said:

I've always wanted to go to a happy ending massage place. I believe its legal in Canada. Definitely in the gray one if illegal.

The things is. When I go for a massage I love to relax. So I would want a happy beginning followed by a one hour massage.

Am I crazy or is a happy beginning massage better than a happy ending?

Its not legal as far as i know. If you go to one of those places you pay for the room then they tell you to discuss prices with the girl.

Though legal prostitution is just months away.

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luvdemboomers
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Re: Happy Ending Massage

[Re: occollegeboi]
#20941710 - 12/07/14 01:24 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

occollegeboi said:

Are you fucking serious???

I'm a LICENSED MASSAGE THERAPIST and people like you are what CHEAPENS the industry!!!!!!!!!!!!! You actually PAY for someone to get you off like you can't fucking get off for FREE??? Can't you go to a bar, get someone drunk, and have sex with them???

Don't hire a massage therapist, you should hire an ESCORT.

It's people like YOU that make LEGIT therapists like ME more difficult to find LEGIT clients. You are scum of the earth.

yeah but escorts aren't good at giving massages
So through a legit place like yours how much does the happy ending addon go for?

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Re: Happy Ending Massage

[Re: occollegeboi]
#20941799 - 12/07/14 01:46 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

I thought about becoming a licensed massage therapist once, but there's easier ways to get laid.

Plus, I don't want to get laid by dudes, so... yeah. But more power to you for having the balls to admit that you're practically a male flight attendant. Actually flight attendants don't have to pay for an 'education' to get a job.

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Re: Happy Ending Massage

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#20941935 - 12/07/14 02:20 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

I got tugged by a girl just recently and she licked her hand.

Never had that happen to me before

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Re: Happy Ending Massage

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#20941968 - 12/07/14 02:28 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

occollegeboi said:

I wouldn't expect a bunch of losers on a drug forum to know anything about massage.

You're on a drug forum.

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