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Re: Happy Ending Massage [Re: Adden]
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Dys said:
He still doesn't seem to grasp the concept that it's not about the handjob; it's about a highly skilled laborer who does a better job for cheaper, doesn't have a dick between her legs, and didn't waste 50 grand in student loans to be a failure.


Massage school was a little less than $5,000. It was paid off before I finished school.

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Re: Happy Ending Massage [Re: occollegeboi]
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occollegeboi said:
You guys have obviously NEVER had a really good deep tissue massage.


It sounds uncomfortable, actually. Seems to me, the body responds better to gentle touching.


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Northerner said:
I agree psilocybin is smokable though.

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Re: Happy Ending Massage [Re: occollegeboi]
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Maybe they just like it. My ex bf used to go get them all the time.


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Re: Happy Ending Massage [Re: Euphie] * 1
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I think this guy is an aspie or just really dense and can't comprehend that people go to get sex under the guise of massages at these establishments. The massage itself is probably an afterthought.

These poor horny old men, if only they realized they're just deprived of a real DEEP TISSUE MASSAGE, then they wouldn't waste their time getting these happy endings. LOL

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Re: Happy Ending Massage [Re: occollegeboi]
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occollegeboi said:
I'm done with this thread.


Melt harder man, jesus tap dancing christ.

And yeah I bet you're done either a thread mid-melt, you're furious over other people's success, none of this is about handjobs; it's about your abject failure at your trade.

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Re: Happy Ending Massage [Re: Adden] * 1
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Dys said:
He still doesn't seem to grasp the concept that it's not about the handjob; it's about a highly skilled laborer who does a better job for cheaper, doesn't have a dick between her legs, and didn't waste 50 grand in student loans to be a failure.


He seems to have some skewed concept of it. Like it's a big deal or something. The ending is just an afterthought, the massage is the purpose of going.

It feels pretty good to get off after getting a great hour long massage, but getting that hour long massage is even better.

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Re: Happy Ending Massage [Re: Kilgore Trout]
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A lot of people like the pain that comes along with a good deep tissue massage. If a massage doesn't hurt at least a little bit then it's not doing a whole lot to the muscles.

I'm not a failure at my trade.  I make good money at the spa I work at and I make good money from my outcall clients. I get a lot of repeat clients as well. If I gave you a massage you'd be sore the next day.

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Re: Happy Ending Massage [Re: occollegeboi]
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So because I don't give hand jobs after a massage means I'm a failure at my trade?

GET IT THROUGH YOUR FUCKING HEAD, WHAT YOU'RE LOOKING FOR IS AN ESCORT, NOT A MASSAGE THERAPIST.

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Re: Happy Ending Massage [Re: occollegeboi] * 4
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Arguably you're completely neglecting to massage one body part.


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Northerner said:
I agree psilocybin is smokable though.

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Re: Happy Ending Massage [Re: occollegeboi]
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:facepalm3:


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Re: Happy Ending Massage [Re: s240779]
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Da2ra said:
Arguably you're completely neglecting to massage one body part.


Da2ra said:
Arguably you're completely neglecting to massage one body part.


Actually, there's more than just one part that you are not supposed to massage. There's 25 spots on the body where if I were to press hard enough, would kill you in an instant. Hmmm....the things I learned in massage school.

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Re: Happy Ending Massage [Re: occollegeboi] * 6
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WHOA, massage school turned you into a deadly weapon. :rofldrunk:

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Re: Happy Ending Massage [Re: occollegeboi] * 3
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There's 25 spots on the body where if I were to press hard enough, would kill you in an instant. Hmmm....the things I learned in massage school.


Yeah fuckin' right. Tell me more about this because I sure as fuck don't believe you that you're a walking weapon

:ilold:

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Re: Happy Ending Massage [Re: Uzziel] * 3
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Uzziel said:
He seems to have some skewed concept of it. Like it's a big deal or something. The ending is just an afterthought, the massage is the purpose of going.

It feels pretty good to get off after getting a great hour long massage, but getting that hour long massage is even better.


Yep. Why waste 90 bucks for a "fully licensed massage therapist" who can't get repeat clients when I can go somewhere for less than half the price, get a better/longer/effective massage *and* get jerked off?

It's like a mechanic being pissed his shop is doing poorly because the next shop down the road charges less, does better work and has women giving hand jobs while you wait. It's better work for cheaper!

In either case, jeeze, Melty McMelterson.

What happened to:

occollegeboi said:
I'm done with this thread.



???

Classic case of the melts.

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Re: Happy Ending Massage [Re: Uzziel] * 2
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Uzziel said:
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There's 25 spots on the body where if I were to press hard enough, would kill you in an instant. Hmmm....the things I learned in massage school.


Yeah fuckin' right. Tell me more about this because I sure as fuck don't believe you that you're a walking weapon

:ilold:


All CIA operatives have to go through mandatory massage school. It's the only way to learn where those 25 spots are man. You can also extract a lot of information out of someone with a DEEP TISSUE MASSAGE.

Edited by Kilgore Trout (12/07/14 01:52 AM)

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Re: Happy Ending Massage [Re: Adden]
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Dys said:
It's like a mechanic being pissed his shop is doing poorly because the next shop down the road charges less and has women giving hand jobs while you wait.


Hm, hm, hm. :smile: That was funny.

But let's give him some credit. He's a professional and he's criticizing amateurs who masquerade as massage therapists. I'm sure anybody can sympathize with that criticism.


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Northerner said:
I agree psilocybin is smokable though.

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Re: Happy Ending Massage [Re: Kilgore Trout]
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Kilgore Trout said:
WHOA, massage school turned you into a deadly weapon. :rofldrunk:


"Witnesses claimed the suspect to be a fully licensed massage therapist. Curfew will remain in effect. Lock your doors, don't venture outside, and whatever you do... don't book an appointment."

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Re: Happy Ending Massage [Re: Adden]
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It seems like collegeboi needs a massage. He seems stressed. Perhaps even a happy ending to relieve some extra rage he's got going on.

:stoned:

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Re: Happy Ending Massage [Re: occollegeboi] * 3
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occollegeboi said:
I wouldn't expect a bunch of losers on a drug forum..


What have you been doing on here for the past 3.5yrs/1800+ posts?

GTFO

You know what your sassy little problem is?
Allow me to read your mail:

You are upset because hetero males only want females for massage; Coupled (pun) w/ the fact that females generally trust other females for their massage needs. So, this leaves you w/ the homosexual male community, and they, of all people,enjoy a good rub-n-tug.. especially from an Orange County College Boi.

(so prissy!)
:sploosh:


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Re: Happy Ending Massage [Re: Uzziel]
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Maybe he's afraid he will go one day and find out they do a better job and his world will crumble before him.

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