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Re: Happy Ending Massage [Re: occollegeboi]
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Don't be mad they do a better job than you do and for cheaper. Handjob or not.

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Re: Happy Ending Massage [Re: Adden]
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Dys said:
Don't be mad they do a better job than you do and for cheaper. Handjob or not.


A massage is supposed to be therapeutic, not sexual. I don't have to pay for sex like you losers do.

Even if you do pay for sex, at least don't be cheap. Find a nice high class escort and pay her 250 an hour for some good hot sex.

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Re: Happy Ending Massage [Re: Adden] * 6
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Wow little over the top there. To each their own, they're not scum for enjoying this method of getting off. The fuck? It doesn't make them bad people.


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Re: Happy Ending Massage [Re: occollegeboi] * 1
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occollegeboi said:
Are you fucking serious???

I'm a LICENSED MASSAGE THERAPIST and people like you are what CHEAPENS the industry!!!!!!!!!!!!! You actually PAY for someone to get you off like you can't fucking get off for FREE??? Can't you go to a bar, get someone drunk, and have sex with them??? 

Don't hire a massage therapist, you should hire an ESCORT.

It's people like YOU that make LEGIT therapists like ME more difficult to find LEGIT clients. You are scum of the earth.


It's no one's fault but your own that you wasted all that time and money to get "licensed", let alone in a female dominated industry, and places that give hand jobs as par for the course charge less and do better jobs. Your niche industry is for people with money to blow who think anyone rubbing their back is somehow beneficial or therapeutic. A lot of these places come from countries in which women are obligated to please men in any matter of life. They've been striving for perfection because their gender role in their society demands it. Your piece of paper means nothing to people with experience, particularly those parlors whose country of origin are filled with impoverished manual laborers, of whose injuries they are more familiar with. Find a new job. Rub and tugs are the least of your worries in finding clientele. Maybe, just maybe, you're not that great of a "fully licensed massage therapist", or that giant sense of entitlement washes over potential clientele like the stench of rotten eggs.

Tl;dr melt harder, cry harder, maybe hire a "fully licensed behavioral therapist" for your problems, and a happy ending has nothing to do with sex (also why people will call them a full release).

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Re: Happy Ending Massage [Re: occollegeboi] * 3
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occollegeboi said:
Are you fucking serious???

I'm a LICENSED MASSAGE THERAPIST and people like you are what CHEAPENS the industry!!!!!!!!!!!!! You actually PAY for someone to get you off like you can't fucking get off for FREE??? Can't you go to a bar, get someone drunk, and have sex with them??? 

Don't hire a massage therapist, you should hire an ESCORT.

It's people like YOU that make LEGIT therapists like ME more difficult to find LEGIT clients. You are scum of the earth.


:rofl:

I would never let another guy give me a massage. If I'm gonna pay for a massage, it's going to be from a girl and if I got a happy ending, that's even better

Fuck your opinion :ilold:

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Re: Happy Ending Massage [Re: occollegeboi] * 1
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occollegeboi said:
A massage is supposed to be therapeutic, not sexual.


The two share similarities.

Do you even tantra, bro? :cool:


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Northerner said:
I agree psilocybin is smokable though.

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Re: Happy Ending Massage [Re: occollegeboi]
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I give a good DEEP TISSUE massage with trigger point therapy, myofascial release, acupressure. I guarantee if you're paying for a happy ending cheap ass massage, they are NOT doing all those different massage modalities.

You should get a REAL massage and see how much better it is than some lame ass fluff and buff happy ending "massage."

A REAL massage is a medical necessity. I'm talking about a DEEP TISSUE massage, not a basic swedish.

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Re: Happy Ending Massage [Re: occollegeboi] * 7
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Blah blah blah, you're talkin' nonsense.

"Medical necessity"

Get the fuck outta here, LOL

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Re: Happy Ending Massage [Re: occollegeboi]
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occollegeboi said:
I give a good DEEP TISSUE massage with trigger point therapy, myofascial release, acupressure. I guarantee if you're paying for a happy ending cheap ass massage, they are NOT doing all those different massage modalities.

You should get a REAL massage and see how much better it is than some lame ass fluff and buff happy ending "massage."

A REAL massage is a medical necessity. I'm talking about a DEEP TISSUE massage, not a basic swedish.


I think your totally seeing this the wrong way. I don't consider happy ending massages and the kind of massages you give to be in the same class at all. When I go to get a massage, I go to see someone like you. If I want a happy ending, I'd go to a massage place like that haha. I don't know a single dude who goes to get a happy ending massage expecting some kind of prime therapeutic massage. They go to get jerked off. I actually have extremely bad knots in my back so obviously I'd go see someone like you to have that taken care of

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Re: Happy Ending Massage [Re: occollegeboi]
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occollegeboi said:
I give a good DEEP TISSUE massage with trigger point therapy, myofascial release, acupressure. I guarantee if you're paying for a happy ending cheap ass massage, they are NOT doing all those different massage modalities.

You should get a REAL massage and see how much better it is than some lame ass fluff and buff happy ending "massage."

A REAL massage is a medical necessity. I'm talking about a DEEP TISSUE massage, not a basic swedish.


Oh, as a chronic pain patient with myofascial issues and trigger point release I can assure you that there are rub'n'tugs that do a hell of a lot better than some of those in your profession who setup shop in the basement of a physical therapy clinic. A lot of these places are pretty classy and high end. Some won't even ask what you need, they just feel around and start doing triggers etc. I've had some amazing hands work on my back before and they certainly weren't from "fully licensed deep tissue massage therapists".

Reality hurts man, just accept the fact there are businesses out there that do a better job than you whether you'd like to believe it or not. Best part? They even jerk you off after doing a better job than licensed massage parlors my insurance won't even fuckin cover.

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Re: Happy Ending Massage [Re: Uzziel]
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I wouldn't expect a bunch of losers on a drug forum to know anything about massage.

Your muscles get adhesions, they need to be worked out with massage. Massage increases oxygen and blood flow. Increases lymph flow as well. 

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/ravishly/when-the-massage-table-tu_b_5807436.html

By the way, I work at a high end spa and I get paid pretty good. On my days off, I do outcalls. I charge $50, 70 and 85 for a 60, 90 and 120 minute massage.

I've only had one guy try to caress my leg and shit and instantly I told him to please stop.

You guys have obviously NEVER had a really good deep tissue massage.

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Re: Happy Ending Massage [Re: Uzziel]
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Uzziel said:
"Medical necessity"

Get the fuck outta here, LOL


Guy's losing his mind because some rub and tug jerkoff parlors do a better job than he ever will in his chosen career path. Ouch.

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Re: Happy Ending Massage [Re: occollegeboi]
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occollegeboi said:
I've only had one guy try to caress my leg and shit and instantly I told him to please stop.


Awkward.


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Northerner said:
I agree psilocybin is smokable though.

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Re: Happy Ending Massage [Re: occollegeboi] * 1
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I have. It's great. Their purpose for going is obviously a different reason and if they need a foot massage they'll get a foot massage, if they need deep tissue they'll get that, if they need a dick massage they'll get a dick massage. Not a big deal.

You can kick people out for sexually harassing you, I hope you understand that's not the only career with sexual harassment.


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Re: Happy Ending Massage [Re: Adden]
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Dys said:
Uzziel said:
"Medical necessity"

Get the fuck outta here, LOL


Guy's losing his mind because some rub and tug jerkoff parlors do a better job than he ever will in his chosen career path. Ouch.


No I'm getting pissed off because you guys are such losers that you're willing to PAY to have someone get you off.

You're such losers you can't get laid. You have to pay for someone to get you off. That's not what a massage is for. If you want to get off, go out and meet someone. Or just use your fucking hand for free.

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Re: Happy Ending Massage [Re: occollegeboi] * 3
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occollegeboi said:
I wouldn't expect a bunch of losers on a drug forum to know anything about massage.

Your muscles get adhesions, they need to be worked out with massage. Massage increases oxygen and blood flow. Increases lymph flow as well. 

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/ravishly/when-the-massage-table-tu_b_5807436.html

By the way, I work at a high end spa and I get paid pretty good. On my days off, I do outcalls. I charge $50, 70 and 85 for a 60, 90 and 120 minute massage.

I've only had one guy try to caress my leg and shit and instantly I told him to please stop.

You guys have obviously NEVER had a really good deep tissue massage.


:rofldrunk:

How many times have guys said "oh I thought they were sending the girl in the ad"?


When I want a real good massage, I wanna get down and naked with an entitled college boy who cries about his profession and uses his tears as lube.


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Re: Happy Ending Massage [Re: occollegeboi]
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occollegeboi said:
I wouldn't expect a bunch of losers on a drug forum to know anything about massage.




Like anyone is going to take you seriously because you're being a big baby. Let me cry you a fucking river.

Oh and here, take some of this while I'm crying for you:


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Re: Happy Ending Massage [Re: occollegeboi] * 2
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Maybe they LIKE having a massage first? Not having to deal with the social bullshit?


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Re: Happy Ending Massage [Re: Uzziel]
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He still doesn't seem to grasp the concept that it's not about the handjob; it's about a highly skilled laborer who does a better job for cheaper, doesn't have a dick between her legs, and didn't waste 50 grand in student loans to be a failure.

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Re: Happy Ending Massage [Re: Euphie]
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I'll tell you exactly why they get "happy ending" massages. They crave intimacy and they think that sex is the only way to get it.

I'm done with this thread.

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