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Double Standards - I want a stalker!
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I do I do!

Or I wanna have someone be so into me they think they wanna rape me (females).

I mean this is probably offensive as fuck.

I would love some attention though, so I'll settle for crazy

Anyone else feel similarly?

I wouldn't mind if I were too drunk and got a BJ unconscious, really wouldn't.

Never would do that to anyone myself, but I would love it.

Idk maybe I don't wanna be raped and I understand I just want sex...
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Hey!

BY stalker I don't mean for you to take it to the EXTREME.

like someone who drives past ur house to see if ur there n stuff but is nice
But still

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Re: Double Standards - I want a stalker! [Re: Channeling_Spirit] * 1
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Not really that seems creepy.

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Re: Double Standards - I want a stalker! [Re: Peace of Mind 1]
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I get what you mean but your stalker normally ends up being like the one person who you really don't like being around

Or else they'd already be married to you

And then you have a few good years before you don't like being around them :lol:
I joke, I I joke, I believe love can last


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Re: Double Standards - I want a stalker! [Re: 28064212]
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I smell desperation

Can dudes posses this power?

There's so much about the world that is wrong right now :takingnotes:


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Re: Double Standards - I want a stalker! [Re: Channeling_Spirit]
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Edited by spore baby (12/15/14 01:45 AM)

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Re: Double Standards - I want a stalker! [Re: blackhawk]
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blackhawk said:
I smell desperation

Can dudes posses this power?

There's so much about the world that is wrong right now :takingnotes:


Was that supposed to be to me?

Ya I am kinda desperate (answering anyway).

I don't think it would be an issue. I guess I wanna feel like a king.

And make this stalker lick my feet.

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Re: Double Standards - I want a stalker! [Re: Channeling_Spirit]
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:foreveralone:


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Re: Double Standards - I want a stalker! [Re: Shroomin Capote]
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I have two potential stalkers in this thread.


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“if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”

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Re: Double Standards - I want a stalker! [Re: Channeling_Spirit]
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I have a friend who got a be unconscious ..He said he was offended even though he was bragging about it..


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Re: Double Standards - I want a stalker! [Re: leafing]
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You know what I never thought about it but a stalker sounds nice.......Fuck it I want a stalker too

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Re: Double Standards - I want a stalker! [Re: Gheda Linto]
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only if she hot

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Re: Double Standards - I want a stalker! [Re: koods]
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koods said:
I have two potential stalkers in this thread.


No way, you're not that important.

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Re: Double Standards - I want a stalker! [Re: Peace of Mind 1]
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Take it from me , from experience, no... No you don't.


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Re: Double Standards - I want a stalker! [Re: SARAtonin]
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I'm sure my stalker will show her face in this thread shortly.

You jelly OP?


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blankk said to fee:
btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
Turtletotem said:
I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.

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Re: Double Standards - I want a stalker! [Re: fee]
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Sara stalks me every day.

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Re: Double Standards - I want a stalker! [Re: koods]
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peace of mind 1 said:
Not really that seems creepy.


Likewise.

koods said:
I have two potential stalkers in this thread.


Make that three



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Something abut that anaesthetic rush... :inlove:

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Re: Double Standards - I want a stalker! [Re: Cyclohexylamine]
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Redwood stalks me too, it's kind of annoying but you get used to it.

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Re: Double Standards - I want a stalker! [Re: Channeling_Spirit]
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Watch what you wish for. The kind of people who stalk are fucking weirdos. Expect to be stalked by someome who completely disgusts you emotionally and physically like a 300 pound bipolar woman with extreme acne and equal amount of facial hair named Tina.

Like someone who you catch trying to shave your head while you sleep in an attempt to steal your hair  so she can keep it in a ziplock bag in her freezer or maybe under the seat in her car with the others. Perhaps she will make a pillow out of it one day.

Oh yeah and then after you wake up from that unconcious blowjob you were dreaming about so much you find a big ol mud monkey squeezed out on your chest. Then two weeks later you find out you have a bad case of herpes all over your dick and taint along with a number of other stds from her previous victims. In fact the reason she still hasnt gotten medication to get rid of them is because she considers them mementos, a little piece of each stalkee still inside her body and blood with her forever...and now inside of you,  what a romantic gift she thinks to herself.

And just when you think it cant get  worse she steals your pet and eventually sends you a video of her having sex with it in your bed while you were at work assuring you that she will love you forever.... and thats when you realize this is just the beginning...

:voila:


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Edited by DeathCompany (10/03/14 12:29 PM)

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Re: Double Standards - I want a stalker! [Re: DeathCompany]
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I don't think i'd want a stalker


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Re: Double Standards - I want a stalker! [Re: Sheekle]
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I'm just here to feed fee's ego.

<3


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