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Drink My Cum. No. Seriously. Here's a recipe. * 1
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The Macho Mojito



Macho Mojito

1 oz Spiced rum

Mint leaves

1 tbsp Sugar

1 tsp Powdered sugar

1/2 oz Lime juice

2 oz Soda water

Semen

Lime wedges

Instructions:

Thoroughly blend lime juice and sugar. Add the mint leaves and gently bruise the leaves to release the flavors by mashing the mixture with a muddler. Then add the rum and stir to lift up the mint leaves from the bottom of the glass. Top the drink with whole ice cubes and soda water.

Using a milk frother, gradually whisk small amounts of powdered sugar into melted semen until it reaches a creamy airy consistency. Taste frequently to achieve the perfect sweet and salty balance.

Carefully spoon the sweet froth into the side of the glass so that it gracefully cascades down the glass. Garnish with lime wedges.

:awetongue:

Natural Harvest: A collection of semen recipes


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Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food. This book hopes to change that. Once you overcome any initial hesitation, you will be surprised to learn how wonderful semen is in the kitchen. Semen is an exciting ingredient that can give every dish you make an interesting twist. If you are a passionate cook and are not afraid to experiment with new ingredients - you will love this cookbook!


Check out the reviews!


  • My girlfriend and I just love this cookbook. She takes care of the actual cooking part and I am responsible for gathering the ingredients. We were delighted to find the ethnic food sections and are exploring the Asian cuisine this week. I gotta tell you though the Cream of Sumyoungguy is not for the faint of heart. It called for 1/2 cup of the err, special sauce. She said it was divine but honestly, I was just too tired to eat.

  • I learned this lesson the hard way - my used copy arrived all tattered and torn and many of the pages were stuck together. My grandma still loved the gift, but she complains that some of the recipes are too salty for her.

  • I had to visit 4 separate local homeless shelters to obtain enough ingredients to make Thanksgiving dinner, but it was well worth it. Grandma said the mashed potatoes were the creamiest she ever had.

  • This Book is the most amazing thing that I have ever laid eyes on and being able to keep my own ample stockpile has become very difficult for me over the last couple of months. I think that the best recipes are the ones that I share with my coworkers and although they are unaware of my secret ingredient I feel that I am constantly able to satisfy all of them at once which Is, in fact, my goal.



Bon Appétit


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NotSheekle said
“if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”

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Re: Drink My Cum. No. Seriously. Here's a recipe. [Re: koods]
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That's fucking gross as fuck


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Re: Drink My Cum. No. Seriously. Here's a recipe. [Re: Sheekle]
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How do you know if you've never tried it? You don't have to use my cum. Frankly, I have too many requests. Maybe ask some of your friends?


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NotSheekle said
“if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”

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Re: Drink My Cum. No. Seriously. Here's a recipe. [Re: koods]
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Eeeeeeeewwwwwww


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Re: Drink My Cum. No. Seriously. Here's a recipe. [Re: ChasingBliss]
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ha gayyyyyyyyyyyyy

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Re: Drink My Cum. No. Seriously. Here's a recipe. [Re: Gorlax] * 1
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It's not gay if you use your own :cookiemonster:


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NotSheekle said
“if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”

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Re: Drink My Cum. No. Seriously. Here's a recipe. [Re: koods]
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I'm over here cracking up LMFAO man that shit is damn hilarious. ahahahaha

:derp:


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I find, ego death isn't the loss of ego yet a barrier where you have the ability to live in front of your ego rather than behind it, through psychedelics this paht is oppenned, and hence why ego death is not really that.

Medicine: Mescaline, Mushrooms, LSD, DMT, Weed.

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Re: Drink My Cum. No. Seriously. Here's a recipe. [Re: koods]
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This is great news. Angry Chefs have been adding a healthy topping to the food of rude and impolite customers all these years!

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Re: Drink My Cum. No. Seriously. Here's a recipe. [Re: lonjing10]
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I'm making dinner tomorrow. Join me POM!


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NotSheekle said
“if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”

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Re: Drink My Cum. No. Seriously. Here's a recipe. [Re: koods]
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Dude the dead just came on the tube its called hell in a bucket, this is some sick brown crystal, im tripping hard as fuck right now. The music.


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I find, ego death isn't the loss of ego yet a barrier where you have the ability to live in front of your ego rather than behind it, through psychedelics this paht is oppenned, and hence why ego death is not really that.

Medicine: Mescaline, Mushrooms, LSD, DMT, Weed.

Edited by lonjing10 (08/23/14 08:18 PM)

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Re: Drink My Cum. No. Seriously. Here's a recipe. [Re: koods]
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What are you making? I already know jizz is an ingredient but I'd still like to know what the main entree is.

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Re: Drink My Cum. No. Seriously. Here's a recipe. [Re: lonjing10]
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Nothing goes better with sick brown crystal than a nice frothy Mojito.


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NotSheekle said
“if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”

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Re: Drink My Cum. No. Seriously. Here's a recipe. [Re: koods]
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Ah not much into poison, rather stick with psychedelics myself, the cleanest clearest way, not down a deep dark hole of endless repetitive despair, witin circularilying into intself. Fuck alcohol man, some evil shit right there.


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I find, ego death isn't the loss of ego yet a barrier where you have the ability to live in front of your ego rather than behind it, through psychedelics this paht is oppenned, and hence why ego death is not really that.

Medicine: Mescaline, Mushrooms, LSD, DMT, Weed.

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Re: Drink My Cum. No. Seriously. Here's a recipe. [Re: koods]
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peace of mind 1 said:
What are you making? I already know jizz is an ingredient but I'd still like to know what the main entree is.


I was thinking about maybe serving and fertilizing some caviar for an entree, then some salmon with a nice jizzle glaze. Desert will be iced cream.


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NotSheekle said
“if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”

Edited by koods (08/23/14 08:23 PM)

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Re: Drink My Cum. No. Seriously. Here's a recipe. [Re: Peace of Mind 1]
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i never realized bukakke was so versatile


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EVERYTHING EVENTUALLY BECOMES A DESERT


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Re: Drink My Cum. No. Seriously. Here's a recipe. [Re: koods]
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I'd eat that, in a heartbeat, LOL.


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I find, ego death isn't the loss of ego yet a barrier where you have the ability to live in front of your ego rather than behind it, through psychedelics this paht is oppenned, and hence why ego death is not really that.

Medicine: Mescaline, Mushrooms, LSD, DMT, Weed.

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Re: Drink My Cum. No. Seriously. Here's a recipe. [Re: lonjing10]
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But there's Strychnine in the LSD, haven't you heard? You're tripping on Rat poison.

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Re: Drink My Cum. No. Seriously. Here's a recipe. [Re: koods]
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koods said:
I was thinking about maybe serving and fertilizing some caviar for an entree, then some salmon with a nice jizzle glaze. Desert will be iced cream.


:loldongs:jizzle glaze

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Re: Drink My Cum. No. Seriously. Here's a recipe. [Re: Peace of Mind 1]
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Na this brown crystal is 100% organic and pure, not worrying aabout such a pure tested chemical my friend. I hope this shit finds you guys soon, waiting for it can be patience testing sometimes. Teehee.


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I find, ego death isn't the loss of ego yet a barrier where you have the ability to live in front of your ego rather than behind it, through psychedelics this paht is oppenned, and hence why ego death is not really that.

Medicine: Mescaline, Mushrooms, LSD, DMT, Weed.

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Re: Drink My Cum. No. Seriously. Here's a recipe. [Re: Peace of Mind 1]
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peace of mind 1 said:
koods said:
I was thinking about maybe serving and fertilizing some caviar for an entree, then some salmon with a nice jizzle glaze. Desert will be iced cream.


:loldongs:jizzle glaze


So you're in? You need to come early and often, to help me prepare.

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