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Adding playful insults to traffic ticket money?
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I was thinking about adding some playful insults to the $ for a traffic ticket when i mail it in tonight.

NOT ON THE ACTUAL MONEY BUT ON A SEPERATE PIECE OF PAPER

Like i gotta mail about $200 nd i figure i might as well attach a piece of paper saying something like "here's ur stupid money, p.s no1 even luvs u anyway"
Or
"Ur mom mailed me money in bed last night"
Or
"I mailed ur mom in bed last night, by the way i mean nailed"
Or
"Butthurt"



Whay do u think about the idea?


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Edited by Sheekle (08/13/14 05:59 PM)

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Re: Adding playful insults to traffic ticket money? [Re: Sheekle] * 5
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I once wrote a check out to "Parking Gestapo" to pay a ticket.

I think the ideas in the OP are pretty stupid and immature, though.


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Re: Adding playful insults to traffic ticket money? [Re: Sheekle]
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I think you are on the cutting edge of revolutionizing the whole concept of traffic tickets :mindblown:


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Re: Adding playful insults to traffic ticket money? [Re: Enlil]
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Enlil said:
I think the ideas in the OP are pretty stupid and immature, though.


Buthrt


Oh and here's a really good one i could add:

"This here money is supposed to be a way to teach me a lesson. But I already learned my lesson: It was worth it!" (Imagine it to the beat of the intro to


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"Ur cat died because he hated u" - Koods
"I hope JSB kicks your ass one day." - Vandago
"you are the biggest 'internet guy' I have ever come across"- Jokeshopbeard
"The more I see you post the more I realize you're just this fuckin tie dye loser who trolls the Shroomery 24/7." - Herbologist
"Sheekle you cannot vile the dice of bullshit you have posted on this forum over the years, I like databases" - thelastoneleft
"or maybe i just come from a blood line of superior intelligence" - trees

R.I.P Kelsy, ?/?/?? - 6/11/16

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Re: Adding playful insults to traffic ticket money? [Re: Sheekle] * 1
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putting a note saying butthurt just makes it seem like you are butthurt over the ticket

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Re: Adding playful insults to traffic ticket money? [Re: luvdemboomers]
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luvdemboomers said:
putting a note saying butthurt just makes it seem like you are butthurt over the ticket


Am i supposed to care about what some random fucks at a courtroom think of me? :lol:

I don't give a shit if they think i'm melting my ass off, this shit's comedy


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"Ur cat died because he hated u" - Koods
"I hope JSB kicks your ass one day." - Vandago
"you are the biggest 'internet guy' I have ever come across"- Jokeshopbeard
"The more I see you post the more I realize you're just this fuckin tie dye loser who trolls the Shroomery 24/7." - Herbologist
"Sheekle you cannot vile the dice of bullshit you have posted on this forum over the years, I like databases" - thelastoneleft
"or maybe i just come from a blood line of superior intelligence" - trees

R.I.P Kelsy, ?/?/?? - 6/11/16

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Re: Adding playful insults to traffic ticket money? [Re: Sheekle] * 1
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I think you should put some kind of suspicious looking powder that will leak out of the envelope slowly.


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Re: Adding playful insults to traffic ticket money? [Re: nicechrisman]
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nicechrisman said:
I think you should put some kind of suspicious looking powder that will leak out of the envelope slowly.


Hahahahah


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"Ur cat died because he hated u" - Koods
"I hope JSB kicks your ass one day." - Vandago
"you are the biggest 'internet guy' I have ever come across"- Jokeshopbeard
"The more I see you post the more I realize you're just this fuckin tie dye loser who trolls the Shroomery 24/7." - Herbologist
"Sheekle you cannot vile the dice of bullshit you have posted on this forum over the years, I like databases" - thelastoneleft
"or maybe i just come from a blood line of superior intelligence" - trees

R.I.P Kelsy, ?/?/?? - 6/11/16

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Re: Adding playful insults to traffic ticket money? [Re: Sheekle]
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Sheekle said:
I was thinking about adding some playful insults to the $ for a traffic ticket when i mail it in tonight.

Like i gotta mail about $200 nd i figure i might as well attach a piece of paper saying something like "here's ur stupid money, p.s no1 even luvs u anyway"
Or
"Ur mom mailed me money in bed last night"
Or
"I mailed ur mom in bed last night, by the way i mean nailed"
Or
"Butthurt"



Whay do u think about the idea?


Buthrt


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Re: Adding playful insults to traffic ticket money? [Re: Noble]
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Lol


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"I hope JSB kicks your ass one day." - Vandago
"you are the biggest 'internet guy' I have ever come across"- Jokeshopbeard
"The more I see you post the more I realize you're just this fuckin tie dye loser who trolls the Shroomery 24/7." - Herbologist
"Sheekle you cannot vile the dice of bullshit you have posted on this forum over the years, I like databases" - thelastoneleft
"or maybe i just come from a blood line of superior intelligence" - trees

R.I.P Kelsy, ?/?/?? - 6/11/16

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Re: Adding playful insults to traffic ticket money? [Re: Sheekle]
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"I mailed ur mom in bed last night, by the way i mean nailed

Gets my vote


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Re: Adding playful insults to traffic ticket money? [Re: Sheekle] * 1
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Sheekle said:
"Ur mom mailed me money in bed last night"



Classic Sheekle :awesome:


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Re: Adding playful insults to traffic ticket money? [Re: Enlil]
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Enlil said:
I once wrote a check out to "Parking Gestapo" to pay a ticket.

I think the ideas in the OP are pretty stupid and immature, though.


I've done the same, except I wrote "nazi" instead of gestapo in the notes/memo part of the check.

A month later I'm getting mail from the PD informing me that since they never received the money, my $50 ticket was now $150.  I'd say it's coincidence because they've done the exact same thing to me a few other times when I didn't write anything sarcastic.  Had to go up each time to the PD and bitch to resolve the issue.

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Re: Adding playful insults to traffic ticket money? [Re: Sheekle]
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One time I got out of an expired car insurance ticket by writing a very respectfully worded letter to the district judge explaining my position and requesting and appeal. I got it lowered to a $25 processing fee and got my insurance up to snuff. They don't have the same sense of humor as you do, sheekle. That's why they work in government, in offices, while you wander the hipster landscape geeking on acid. But really, just pay the ticket, and don't write cutesy messages on any of the paperwork. :smirk:


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Re: Adding playful insults to traffic ticket money? [Re: Sheekle]
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Sheekle said:
I was thinking about adding some playful insults to the $ for a traffic ticket when i mail it in tonight.

Like i gotta mail about $200 nd i figure i might as well attach a piece of paper saying something like "here's ur stupid money, p.s no1 even luvs u anyway"
Or
"Ur mom mailed me money in bed last night"
Or
"I mailed ur mom in bed last night, by the way i mean nailed"
Or
"Butthurt"



Whay do u think about the idea?


I give my traffic tickets to a "traffic ticket attorney". I pay then $100 for every ticket, if they don't when, you get your $100 back.

Usual, for traffic ticks, you can fight it. Fuck them. Pay an attorney way less then you would end up paying these "packet vacuums".

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Re: Adding playful insults to traffic ticket money? [Re: Rocket]
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Don't ever plead guilty to any traffic ticket you can 99% of the time get it reduced to a parking ticket $50


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Re: Adding playful insults to traffic ticket money? [Re: The Doobie Dude]
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The Doobie Dude said:
Don't ever plead guilty to any traffic ticket you can 99% of the time get it reduced to a parking ticket $50


:thumbup:

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Re: Adding playful insults to traffic ticket money? [Re: Rocket]
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Rocket said:
The Doobie Dude said:
Don't ever plead guilty to any traffic ticket you can 99% of the time get it reduced to a parking ticket $50


:thumbup:


And don't talk to the :cop: to much. Or at all. Don't say shit, but they will fuck with you for giving them a hard time.

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Re: Adding playful insults to traffic ticket money? [Re: The Doobie Dude]
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The Doobie Dude said:
Don't ever plead guilty to any traffic ticket you can 99% of the time get it reduced to a parking ticket $50


It was out of state so if I plead not guilty I would've had to drive like 2.5 hours so I plead guilty with a letter explaining why it was a bs charge in like a nice formal way but I guewss they weren't rollin wih that


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"Ur cat died because he hated u" - Koods
"I hope JSB kicks your ass one day." - Vandago
"you are the biggest 'internet guy' I have ever come across"- Jokeshopbeard
"The more I see you post the more I realize you're just this fuckin tie dye loser who trolls the Shroomery 24/7." - Herbologist
"Sheekle you cannot vile the dice of bullshit you have posted on this forum over the years, I like databases" - thelastoneleft
"or maybe i just come from a blood line of superior intelligence" - trees

R.I.P Kelsy, ?/?/?? - 6/11/16

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Re: Adding playful insults to traffic ticket money? [Re: Sheekle]
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Ur mom pleaded guilty in bed last night. (Yeah, the past tense of plead is pleaded, not pled :cookiemonster:)


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