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Re: I just got accused of stalking. [Re: something super extreme]
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not a slob
:kummeli:




kind of a human tornado in terms of organization, though.

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Re: I just got accused of stalking. [Re: pirate-blues]
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What vivid imagery. I'm kind of meticulously clean. I think your house would scare me.
Or I'd be overwhelmed with the urge to clean it.


Oh man, we could do a ton of drugs and clean! What a party.

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Re: I just got accused of stalking. [Re: something super extreme]
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You should come over & supply me with drugs & a clean house :thumbup:

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Re: I just got accused of stalking. [Re: Psychedelics yummy]
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Only if you'll at least tell me that you love me when I'm finished.

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Re: I just got accused of stalking. [Re: something super extreme]
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Do I get to use my dick? :smug:

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Re: I just got accused of stalking. [Re: something super extreme]
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i'm honestly not confident that you wouldn't end up brutally murdering me after a while, svs. Sometimes I literally want to murder myself because I lose fucking everything I own 12 times a day, and it's like a giant black hole is following me throughout my life and swallowing everything. I can operate in organized chaos but I honestly get weirded out by lack of clutter in houses. how the fuck do people live like that?



where the fuck are the stacks of mail and books, and pens, and randomly placed bunch of bananas on the counter? it's so empty.

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Re: I just got accused of stalking. [Re: something super extreme]
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Don't worry pirate-blues. My story wasn't very relevant either. I just did a better job of tying it into the bitches-be-crazy theme. If you would have started the story with "My crazy bitch friend is in this abusive relationship, and she's finally realizing it's a bad idea because...", then it's relevance would have been much more obvious.

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Re: I just got accused of stalking. [Re: Psychedelics yummy]
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Reminded me of special officer doofy


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"Don't mistake my kindness for weakness. I am kind to everyone, but when someone is unkind to me, weak is not what you are going to remember about me"
                             

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Re: I just got accused of stalking. [Re: pirate-blues]
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Psychedelics yummy said:
Do I get to use my dick? :smug:




:awewtf:
pirate-blues said:
i'm honestly not confident that you wouldn't end up brutally murdering me after a while, svs. Sometimes I literally want to murder myself because I lose fucking everything I own 12 times a day, and it's like a giant black hole is following me throughout my life and swallowing everything. I can operate in organized chaos but I honestly get weirded out by lack of clutter in houses. how the fuck do people live like that?



where the fuck are the stacks of mail and books, and pens, and randomly placed bunch of bananas on the counter? it's so empty.



That place looks great! I'd do my best not to murder you over your untidiness, but I make no promises.

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Re: I just got accused of stalking. [Re: something super extreme]
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I have everything I want in a house and I think my house is disgusting and I hate it, and all my furniture/property. Idk why.


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koods said:
Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.

Life-long trip report

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Re: I just got accused of stalking. [Re: pfxtc]
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I have a nice place and I'm never satisfied with how clean it is.
But I also clean all of the grout in my house a few times a week. I'm that kind of cleanly.

It's a gift and a curse.

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Re: I just got accused of stalking. [Re: something super extreme]
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sVs said:
I have a nice place and I'm never satisfied with how clean it is.
But I also clean all of the grout in my house a few times a week. I'm that kind of cleanly.

It's a gift and a curse.



I love organization. Don't care much for cleaning [dust, dirt, etc.]. Everything MUST be organized.


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koods said:
Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.

Life-long trip report

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Re: I just got accused of stalking. [Re: pfxtc]
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I thought the whole point of posting was people talking about your story. I don't even know what this is about anymore. :lol:


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"I don't give nothin' to nobody, I just pay the cost to do business." - Riley "Young Reezy"-Boondocks

"The road to hell is paved with good intentions."

"In the days of kings and queens I was a jester."

"And then the great lord created bears... too many bears... shoulda really dialed back on the bears." Squidbillies

"Can you start speaking words instead of your damn filthy lies!"- Louise "Bobs Burgers"

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Re: I just got accused of stalking. [Re: Enjoywho]
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Whatever in the fuck we feel like.

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Re: I just got accused of stalking. [Re: Enjoywho]
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Speed & cleaning, it's not that hard :smug: we already got all of the stalking out of our systems :lol:

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Re: I just got accused of stalking. [Re: Enjoywho]
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It's about you stalking some girl and getting the cops sent to your house and about doing drugs and cleaning haven't you been reading your own thread ?


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"Don't mistake my kindness for weakness. I am kind to everyone, but when someone is unkind to me, weak is not what you are going to remember about me"
                             

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Re: I just got accused of stalking. [Re: something super extreme]
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sVs said:
But I also clean all of the grout in my house a few times a week.



Ampethamjnes or coke. No other possible explanation for that.


Oh, OCD?

Maybe not. I dated a guy with OCD, but cleaning wasn't his thing. I feel like I got ripped off... Except, he couldn't lie without clicking his lips. I never told him about his tell. :smug:


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NotSheekle said
“if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”

Edited by koods (07/31/14 08:17 PM)

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Re: I just got accused of stalking. [Re: aykaye47]
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aykaye47 said:
It's about you stalking some girl and getting the cops sent to your house and about doing drugs and cleaning haven't you been reading your own thread ?



I don't do drugs anymore. Well alcohol is a drug. Smoke pot once and a while. I wasn't doin no cleaning though. Thread derailed carry on.


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"I don't give nothin' to nobody, I just pay the cost to do business." - Riley "Young Reezy"-Boondocks

"The road to hell is paved with good intentions."

"In the days of kings and queens I was a jester."

"And then the great lord created bears... too many bears... shoulda really dialed back on the bears." Squidbillies

"Can you start speaking words instead of your damn filthy lies!"- Louise "Bobs Burgers"

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Re: I just got accused of stalking. [Re: Enjoywho]
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I don't do drugs anymore, except for the drugs I do. :lol:


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NotSheekle said
“if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”

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Re: I just got accused of stalking. [Re: koods]
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It's definitely amphetamines. I live on a cocktail of speed and dope to make it through the work weeks.

And then I do it for fun.

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