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Was I robbed, or is my room-mate a piece of shit?
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I'm on a mini vacation and our roommate is supposed to be watching our cats and stuff. He's a 'come and go' kind of dude, aka he's hardly ever home. He was watching our cats and feeding them and stuff. He has a lot of money problems from a recent DUI and has been selling pills to people although I've told him not to if he's living in my house. He texted me this morning saying the house was robbed. Someone went through his window and stole nothing but his xbox and a jar of coins in his room. The door to the rest of the house was supposedly opened, and the window was left open. Our cat got out the window, which is the worst part of all this. According to my roommate we were robbed. He's been addicted to heroin before and his new 'thing' is trying to sell hydrocodone, despite me telling him I'm gonna kick him the fuck out if I see one more of those pills in my house. He 'quit' over 3 years ago however, after a year of jail.

1) Did he leave the window open and forgot to close the door, thus the cat got out. He sold the xbox for money and made up a story about being robbed.

2) We were actually robbed, and they were after his supposed 'pill' collection. I don't know too much about his habits. They were 'gentle' drug addicts and wanted his stash and had no plans of robbing the rest of the house.

3) We were actually robbed, and they scoped the place out and are gonna come back with trucks to take all of my shit. I must re-iterate, NOT ONE THING in the house was stolen, besides his xbox.

It might be important to note that NOBODY but my landlord and my roommate knows we're out of town. My car is in the driveway.
1, 2, or 3?
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koods said:
Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.

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Re: Was I robbed, or is my room-mate a piece of shit? [Re: pfxtc]
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Tough call. No idea it could go either way. :shrug:


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Re: Was I robbed, or is my room-mate a piece of shit? [Re: pfxtc]
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High on toilet said:
You were robbed by your piece of shit roommate



That makes no sense. Nothing is gone, except his xbox. My xbox is still sitting in the living room in plain view, I had my family go over to check the place.


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koods said:
Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.

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Edited by pfxtc (07/06/14 04:38 PM)

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Re: Was I robbed, or is my room-mate a piece of shit? [Re: pfxtc]
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6.


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Re: Was I robbed, or is my room-mate a piece of shit? [Re: pfxtc] * 1
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So, where is the cat?


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“if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”

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Re: Was I robbed, or is my room-mate a piece of shit? [Re: pfxtc]
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High on toilet said:
You were robbed by your piece of shit roommate




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Re: Was I robbed, or is my room-mate a piece of shit? [Re: koods]
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koods said:
So, where is the cat?



Missing. The best cat I've ever had. Called every shelter, family put traps and signs out. I get home in 2 days.


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koods said:
Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.

Life-long trip report

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Re: Was I robbed, or is my room-mate a piece of shit? [Re: spixce]
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spixce said:
High on toilet said:
You were robbed by your piece of shit roommate





Read the initial post.


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koods said:
Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.

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Re: Was I robbed, or is my room-mate a piece of shit? [Re: pfxtc]
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Lay off the toilet. There's 4 cats in the house. One got out. He's not a junkie. I know I know, but he's not.

He says his computer and his xbox were stolen. Can't explain the computer, other than that it just broke or something. He was saying it didn't work recently.

The cat is from an animal shelter. He's not 'worth' any money. I have 2 kittens and another cat too that are all fine, and my family grabbed them until I get back.


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koods said:
Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.

Life-long trip report

Edited by pfxtc (07/06/14 04:46 PM)

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Re: Was I robbed, or is my room-mate a piece of shit? [Re: pfxtc]
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Kick his ass OP


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Re: Was I robbed, or is my room-mate a piece of shit? [Re: pfxtc]
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pfxtc said:
koods said:
So, where is the cat?



Missing. The best cat I've ever had. Called every shelter, family put traps and signs out. I get home in 2 days.



Why would your room mate make the cat run away?  Maybe you did get robbed and the cat got scared...


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Re: Was I robbed, or is my room-mate a piece of shit? [Re: pfxtc] * 2
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Move away people, I'm the roommate expert in these parts.

After careful analysis, I have come to the conclusion that the cat stole the Xbox and bailed out after. Nobody suspects a cat.



Its most definitely 1 or 2. Its too unlikely to be 3


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Re: Was I robbed, or is my room-mate a piece of shit? [Re: LunarEclipse]
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LunarEclipse said:
pfxtc said:
koods said:
So, where is the cat?



Missing. The best cat I've ever had. Called every shelter, family put traps and signs out. I get home in 2 days.



Why would your room mate make the cat run away?  Maybe you did get robbed and the cat got scared...



He didn't make the cat run away. He left the window open on accident and the cat got out. He also sold his xbox, and made a story about getting robbed instead of telling us he accidentally let the cat out. Allegedly.


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koods said:
Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.

Life-long trip report

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Re: Was I robbed, or is my room-mate a piece of shit? [Re: pfxtc]
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pfxtc said:
koods said:
So, where is the cat?



Missing. The best cat I've ever had. Called every shelter, family put traps and signs out. I get home in 2 days.



It was probably the cat. Never trust a cat. They only keep you alive because you feed them.


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"I don't give nothin' to nobody, I just pay the cost to do business." - Riley "Young Reezy"-Boondocks

"The road to hell is paved with good intentions."

"In the days of kings and queens I was a jester."

"And then the great lord created bears... too many bears... shoulda really dialed back on the bears." Squidbillies

"Can you start speaking words instead of your damn filthy lies!"- Louise "Bobs Burgers"

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Re: Was I robbed, or is my room-mate a piece of shit? [Re: Patlal]
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Patlal said:
Move away people, I'm the roommate expert in these parts.

After careful analysis, I have come to the conclusion that the cat stole the Xbox and bailed out after. Nobody suspects a cat.



Its most definitely 1 or 2. Its too unlikely to be 3



That's what I thought. Why the hell wouldn't they grab my stuff? I have badass guitars and speaker equipment all throughout the house. The cat is black though, thus maybe this interpretation is true, good work Patlal.

I think he left his window open on accident and made up a story about being robbed by saying they stole the Xbox (which he just sold).


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koods said:
Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.

Life-long trip report

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Re: Was I robbed, or is my room-mate a piece of shit? [Re: Patlal] * 1
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Maybe Patlal can give OP advice on how to deal with troublesome roommates. How deep do they need to buried, that kind of shit.


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Re: Was I robbed, or is my room-mate a piece of shit? [Re: koods]
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koods said:
Maybe Patlal can give OP advice on how to deal with troublesome roommates. How deep do they need to buried, that kind of shit.



If it is his fault the cat got out, I don't think the shotty would leave much to be buried :highfive:

edit: On an xbox game of course.


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koods said:
Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.

Life-long trip report

Edited by pfxtc (07/06/14 04:51 PM)

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Re: Was I robbed, or is my room-mate a piece of shit? [Re: pfxtc]
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why would he steal his own xbox and then tell you he got robbed?.. doesnt make sense..

im thinking if it did go down the way he says it did then it probably most likely was some dude fiending for pills.. most likely someone ur friend knows, because that what friends do when they steal from you, they dont take everything in ur house, just small stuff that seems forgotten which they could pawn..  am i right, or am i right.. :eyebrow:


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Re: Was I robbed, or is my room-mate a piece of shit? [Re: zZZz]
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I think he accidentally let the cat out and stole the shit so you wouldn't think he lost your pet.

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Re: Was I robbed, or is my room-mate a piece of shit? [Re: larry.fisherman]
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sounds plausible, i mean addicts cant be trusted right?


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