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OMG. Ordering a pizza has become so fucking complicated! * 1
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I've ordered my first pizza in maybe 3 years... I bought cars faster than that...

60 topping choice
10 cheese choice
20 meat choice
10 sauces
3 cooking choice
A million spice choice
Special instructions
Cheese on top or under
Thin, thick, saggy, hard, crunchy crusts
40 drink choice
dipping sauce
garlic bread

God dammit I just want a fucking pizza...

40 minutes or its free. Ima slash their tires.

Might as well make this thread useful.

What does your perfect pizza look like?


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Re: OMG. Ordering a pizza has become so fucking complicated! [Re: Patlal] * 3
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OP you sound like George carlin.  Now just lament that when it comes to important decisions, we only have a few options.


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Re: OMG. Ordering a pizza has become so fucking complicated! [Re: Patlal] * 1
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I like to try all sorts of things out, but pepperoni NYC style is still my favorite.


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Re: OMG. Ordering a pizza has become so fucking complicated! [Re: Patlal] * 1
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A pizza


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Re: OMG. Ordering a pizza has become so fucking complicated! [Re: Patlal] * 2
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Stop being a fat ass, go out and get your pizza.


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Re: OMG. Ordering a pizza has become so fucking complicated! [Re: Patlal] * 4
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Where the fuck are you ordering from?
I know none of our chains offer that much shit. Can't remember what Pizza Delight or 241 offer, but i don't recall them being that diverse either.

My perfect pizza has just enough sauce to cover, mozzarella, asiago, provolone, salami, anchovies, and chili peppers. Thin, crisp crust.
New York-style pepperoni and cheese will suffice if I'm not feeling like making my own pizza, I guess.

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Re: OMG. Ordering a pizza has become so fucking complicated! [Re: something super extreme] * 1
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sVs said:
Where the fuck are you ordering from?
I know none of our chains offer that much shit. Can't remember what Pizza Delight or 241 offer, but i don't recall them being that diverse either.

My perfect pizza has just enough sauce to cover, mozzarella, asiago, provolone, salami, anchovies, and chili peppers. Thin, crisp crust.



:crazy2: Mmm.

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Re: OMG. Ordering a pizza has become so fucking complicated! [Re: goldcaphunter] * 5
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Over stimulation! Too much variety! :fatfear:


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Re: OMG. Ordering a pizza has become so fucking complicated! [Re: Hellogoodbyedeath] * 1
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Hes probs talking about Dominos. Their shit is ridiculous. They literally have little plus and minus signs next to each topping for the online ordering so you can decide if you want a few pepperonis, a regular amount of pepperonis, or a lot of pepperonis.

And you can do it for every single topping. And if you order a "special" pizza you can do literally whatever you want with the pizza and it costs the same.

Thirty toppings and two sauces? Why the fuck not


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Re: OMG. Ordering a pizza has become so fucking complicated! [Re: bloodsheen] * 2
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Dominos does not offer that many choices in any of those categories.
Not here in any of the places I have had the misfortune of having to resort to Dominos, anyway.

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Re: OMG. Ordering a pizza has become so fucking complicated! [Re: bloodsheen] * 8
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so you can +1 at dominos website?


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Re: OMG. Ordering a pizza has become so fucking complicated! [Re: something super extreme] * 1
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I love all different kinds of pizza.. Hawaiian pizza, everything piza, NY style pizza, deep dish, etc..
I think I have two favorites though:

1. Chicken BBQ Pizza.
Chicken, spicey bbq sauce, mozzarella cheese, red onions, red pepper, Mmmm, mmmm, mmmmmm! On a thin-ish crusty, but not paper thin.. Can't be too crunchy.

2. Pepperoni and Pineapple Pizza
Name basically says it. Pepperoni, roasted pineapple chunks, red sauce(not too much) and some lightly cooked basil on top. This crust better be puffy and huge. Cheese stuffed crust is a bonus here.

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Re: OMG. Ordering a pizza has become so fucking complicated! [Re: bloodsheen] * 1
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I order from a joint here in ATL that goes through some restaurant ordering hub website.
I log in, and I can review what my last order was.  If I want the exact same thing, I can just click a box and BAM, there it is.
They use a secure server and have a credit card on file for me, I don't even have to enter any additional info.  I hit the "order" button and get a text message about 2 minutes later, confirming my order and telling me when to expect my food.


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Re: OMG. Ordering a pizza has become so fucking complicated! [Re: Patlal] * 1
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Patlal, my perfect pizza = thin crust, cheese, and some Parmesan sprinkled on top. It's nothing special, but it hits the spot every time. :smile:

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Re: OMG. Ordering a pizza has become so fucking complicated! [Re: something super extreme]
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The best pizza I ever had was a small town pizza shop called
Johnny's Pizza. I used to work there. I always got all
sorts of free pizza and I was always scooping toppings.

extra sauce
double cheese
pepperoni
roast beef
bacon
mushrooms

That's about it really.
I don't like too many toppings on my pizza,
or too many veggies for that matter.
Pizza is mostly a meat thing for me.

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Re: OMG. Ordering a pizza has become so fucking complicated! [Re: MrHill] * 2
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Hawaiian pizza is disgusting garbage eaten by tasteless imbeciles and deep-dish isn't even a pizza.
Only some inbred Midwestern cretins could come up with the miserable pile of shit that is "Chicago style".

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Re: OMG. Ordering a pizza has become so fucking complicated! [Re: larry.fisherman] * 1
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XLCaps said:
The best pizza I ever had was a small town pizza shop called
Johnny's Pizza. I used to work there. I always got all
sorts of free pizza and I was always scooping toppings.

extra sauce
double cheese
pepperoni
roast beef
bacon
mushrooms

That's about it really.
I don't like too many toppings on my pizza,
or too many veggies for that matter.
Pizza is mostly a meat thing for me.




Are you from northern Louisiana, by chance?
There's a regional chain of Johnny's Pizza there that is phenomenal.

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Re: OMG. Ordering a pizza has become so fucking complicated! [Re: something super extreme] * 1
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pizza pizza.

Unfortunately, I dont eat pizza enough to have a favorite.


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Re: OMG. Ordering a pizza has become so fucking complicated! [Re: something super extreme]
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sVs said:
Are you from northern Louisiana, by chance?
There's a regional chain of Johnny's Pizza there that is phenomenal.



Nah I'm from Ontario.
That was in a place called Shelburne.
I guess dudes named Johnny know their fucking pizza. :lol:

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Re: OMG. Ordering a pizza has become so fucking complicated! [Re: something super extreme] * 2
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sVs said:
Hawaiian pizza is disgusting garbage eaten by tasteless imbeciles and deep-dish isn't even a pizza.
Only some inbred Midwestern cretins could come up with the miserable pile of shit that is "Chicago style".



That's some heavy pizza conviction.

I pretty much love most pizza. Sometimes I gotta get some expensive ass pizza, sometimes a cheap slice, and sometimes some cheap ass Dominoes. Costco pizza with the pepperoni grease cups is pretty damn good too.

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