Anonymous #1 said:

This friend is otherwise an OK roommate and pays his rent on time.

I'm not kidding though: It's hard not to notice this bad habit, and I don't know how to bring it up. It disgusts me and goes against my every OCD instinct.

Should I be afraid?

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do you wash your old lady's cunt before you lick it?

you know it's about an inch from her dirty asshole?

wrap your mind around that

Anonymous #6 said:

what the fuck. that guy sounds like a disgusting piece of shit. dont live with him. It is NOT okay. there are tiny feces particles ALL OVER everything in a bathroom...too microscopic to see. Even though your hand doesnt seem to touch poop some poop still gets through the paper. LIKE IT OR NOT.
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Anonymous #3 said:

Anonymous #6 said:

what the fuck. that guy sounds like a disgusting piece of shit. dont live with him. It is NOT okay. there are tiny feces particles ALL OVER everything in a bathroom...too microscopic to see. Even though your hand doesnt seem to touch poop some poop still gets through the paper. LIKE IT OR NOT.
/endthread

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They're all throughout the house and you're constantly breathing them in. Washing your hands doesn't keep you safe from them. You're also breathing in the shed asshole, ball and pussy skin of everyone you let in your house, and even some you don't.

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Anonymous #8 said:

Anonymous #1 said:

This friend is otherwise an OK roommate and pays his rent on time.

I'm not kidding though: It's hard not to notice this bad habit, and I don't know how to bring it up. It disgusts me and goes against my every OCD instinct.

Should I be afraid?

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do you wash your old lady's cunt before you lick it?

you know it's about an inch from her dirty asshole?

wrap your mind around that

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I'd lick that asshole,

I don't wash my hands I don't see the point there's a good layer of cloth between my hand and asshole

Anonymous #1 said:

He's back to his old habit. Unfortunately it's hard to teach him if he's not willing.

But it makes for great comedy:

Cleaning a dish: Turning on the water and getting it somewhere near the faucet.

Cleaning anything else: If it happens, involves a whole roll of paper towels for a small area.

Having a cig: Must be every 15 minutes, and the butt probably made it in the can if it's thrown in that general direction.

Making dinner: Use every bit of cookware possible, make as much mess as needed, leave the dishes in the sink and leave.

and so on...

My list of resentments grows till me or my other roommate explodes, then he'll change for a couple days. It is hard to watch, cause he's a friend that is always unwittingly building a case against himself due to extreme laziness. </vent>

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If it bothers you so much....don't get mad ...get even.


Tell your buddy that you want to play a game with him.
Be really excited and look earnestly that you wish him to go along.

Now before this begins, go fetch a bunch of news paper and spread them out on the living room floor.

Next have him lay on his back, with his eyes closed, and his mouth open.
Tell him that if he keeps his eyes closed, and goes along with the game, he  will win a huge shitload of a prize.

Next, just straddle his face, drop your pants and unleash a huge shit right in his mouth, and face. 


When he asked you; " what did  you do that for?" 

just tell him that it bothers you when he doesn't wash his hands after he shits