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The Time I Farted on Taylor Swift
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I swear to god its true

Ok so I was working a concert of hers at a venue I work still work at,but this happened a couple years ago. So I knew at one point in the show she was gonna get off the front stage, walk around the floor to the back of the floor level and do a couple songs out there on a smaller stage, then go back to the front stage for the rest of the show.

a couple minutes before I knew she was planned to walk down to the back, I had to fart lol. It was my job to help hold a rope that sectioned off the fans from where taylor had to walk to get to the back. As she was walking to the back she would shake the kids hands in the seats and we had to make sure none of them like jumped over the rope and tried to hug her or anything like that

So once I realized i had to fart and that she was scheduled to walk literally right next to me in a couple minutes, i decided I would hold this fart so I can fart on Taylor swift (so i could tell the story lol)

So im holdin this fart and i gotta fart more and more and im hoping it wont squeeze out before she gets to me lol, FINALLY a couple minutes later she is right near me and im relieved that I can finally fucking fart lol...so I wait for her to walk right past me, and i mean she was literally a foot away from me and I just fucking let it rip lol and I immediately started laughing haha. It was so loud where I was bc she was still singing so nobody could hear the fart but its true, i farted on T Swift and lived to tell the story lol

Bored on a Sunday so i decided id tell the story


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Re: The Time I Farted on Taylor Swift [Re: Bassfreak]
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She prob farted on you, as well

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Re: The Time I Farted on Taylor Swift [Re: Bassfreak] * 2
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Bassfreak said:
I swear to god its true


This is right when I knew you were lying.

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Re: The Time I Farted on Taylor Swift [Re: P-O]
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PostiveOutlook said:
She prob farted on you, as well


thats strangely arousing !

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Re: The Time I Farted on Taylor Swift [Re: SoreSpore] * 1
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SoreSpore said:
Bassfreak said:
I swear to god its true


This is right when I knew you were lying.


What dafuq were you doing at a Taylor Swift concert?


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the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk,
mad to be saved,
desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars and in the middle you see the blue centerlight pop and everybody goes “Awww!”

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Re: The Time I Farted on Taylor Swift [Re: kr0nik0]
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kr0nik0 said:
SoreSpore said:
Bassfreak said:
I swear to god its true


This is right when I knew you were lying.


What dafuq were you doing at a Taylor Swift concert?



i was working the show


I would never be down with her music lol, i think most of you guys know this ha


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Re: The Time I Farted on Taylor Swift [Re: SoreSpore] * 1
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shoulda DSHSB

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Re: The Time I Farted on Taylor Swift [Re: MilkdudTitties]
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i shuda


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Re: The Time I Farted on Taylor Swift [Re: Bassfreak]
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Taylor Swift. Like Oh my god.

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Re: The Time I Farted on Taylor Swift [Re: Best In The World] * 2
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Best In The World said:
Taylor Swift. Like Oh my god.



have you farted on taylor swift?


uhhhhh no  :youjelly:


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Re: The Time I Farted on Taylor Swift [Re: Bassfreak]
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Bassfreak said:
I swear to god its true

Ok so I was working a concert of hers at a venue I work still work at,but this happened a couple years ago. So I knew at one point in the show she was gonna get off the front stage, walk around the floor to the back of the floor level and do a couple songs out there on a smaller stage, then go back to the front stage for the rest of the show.

a couple minutes before I knew she was planned to walk down to the back, I had to fart lol. It was my job to help hold a rope that sectioned off the fans from where taylor had to walk to get to the back. As she was walking to the back she would shake the kids hands in the seats and we had to make sure none of them like jumped over the rope and tried to hug her or anything like that

So once I realized i had to fart and that she was scheduled to walk literally right next to me in a couple minutes, i decided I would hold this fart so I can fart on Taylor swift (so i could tell the story lol)

So im holdin this fart and i gotta fart more and more and im hoping it wont squeeze out before she gets to me lol, FINALLY a couple minutes later she is right near me and im relieved that I can finally fucking fart lol...so I wait for her to walk right past me, and i mean she was literally a foot away from me and I just fucking let it rip lol and I immediately started laughing haha. It was so loud where I was bc she was still singing so nobody could hear the fart but its true, i farted on T Swift and lived to tell the story lol

Bored on a Sunday so i decided id tell the story


is this your claim to glory? farting on taylor swift?

like, a monty python bit? i fart in your general direction?

:mel:


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Re: The Time I Farted on Taylor Swift [Re: Bassfreak]
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I had sex with Taylor Swift.
I swear to god its totally true.


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Re: The Time I Farted on Taylor Swift [Re: LySergic D]
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LySergic D said:
I had sex with Taylor Swift.
I swear to god its totally true.



lol she smells like farts tho

im not surprised u still fucked her, ur used to stinky smelly woookish women

ur such a dirty wook


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Re: The Time I Farted on Taylor Swift [Re: JesusIsLord]
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Re: The Time I Farted on Taylor Swift [Re: LySergic D] * 1
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LySergic D said:
I had sex with Taylor Swift.
I swear to god its totally true.


I can vouch for Lysergic. I was there....watching.
:creepylurker:


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“[...]the only people for me are the mad ones,
the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk,
mad to be saved,
desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars and in the middle you see the blue centerlight pop and everybody goes “Awww!”

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Re: The Time I Farted on Taylor Swift [Re: Bassfreak]
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Bassfreak said:
LySergic D said:
I had sex with Taylor Swift.
I swear to god its totally true.



lol she smells like farts tho

im not surprised u still fucked her, ur used to stinky smelly woookish women

ur such a dirty wook


The funny thing is, as i was pounding away, all i could hear were pussy farts.


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Broken heart don't feel so bad
You ain't got half of what you thought you had
Rock you baby to and fro
Not too fast and not too slow

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Re: The Time I Farted on Taylor Swift [Re: LySergic D]
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i still LOL at queefs like im 12

EVERYTIME

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Re: The Time I Farted on Taylor Swift [Re: LySergic D]
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LySergic D said:
Bassfreak said:
LySergic D said:
I had sex with Taylor Swift.
I swear to god its totally true.



lol she smells like farts tho

im not surprised u still fucked her, ur used to stinky smelly woookish women

ur such a dirty wook


The funny thing is, as i was pounding away, all i could hear were pussy farts.


:ifyoucanawe:


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And I will bring you out from the people, and will gather you out of the countries wherein ye are scattered, with a mighty hand, and with a stretched out arm, and with fury poured out.

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Re: The Time I Farted on Taylor Swift [Re: LySergic D] * 1
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Taylor Swift is sexy, the last thing I want to do is fart on her...


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Re: The Time I Farted on Taylor Swift [Re: g00ru]
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Taylor swift is like a mini van - sturdy, dependable, accomodating, and capable of being farted in without fear of being trapped with your crop dust. :derp:


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