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Thieving, fucking cunt
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Played a few slots tonight. I am not a fan of machines as it is a losing proposition, but had a big meal and wanted to relax with a drink.

I decided to move from one machine to another and hit the cashout button. Grabbed my drink and my leftover doggie bag and walked around the corner for 20 steps and remembered I had left the pay ticket at the machine. Turned around and went back. Was gone for all of thirty seconds.

The lady who was sitting next to me looked around furtively, didn't see me, grabbed my ticket and quickly put it in her machine. I walked up to her and shouted in her face, "Hey, that's my money, you thieving, fucking cunt!"

First she got red-faced and then got all defensive. "How was I to know? You left."

"How were you to know that you were a thieving, fucking cunt? I think it's pretty obvious. Do you normally take anything that is not pad-locked and nailed down?"

"Well you walked away," she countered, sweating.

"So what? You knew it wasn't yours, you low-life bitch."

"That's it!" *whips out cellphone* "I am calling my boyfriend! He will take care of you!"

"Well, whether he whips my ass or not won't change the fact that you are thieving, fucking cunt, now will it?" "BTW, security is already on their way over. Have fun getting your fat, ugly ass booted out of here for a couple of dollars."

She grabbed her stuff and ran, never even offering me my money back. Dunno why... :strokebeard:

Diplomacy 101, people.


You can't get entertainment like that at the movies unless you have an automatic weapon. :jester:


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Re: Thieving, fucking cunt [Re: OrgoneConclusion] * 2
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:canthelpbutlaugh:  You are a douche of the highest calibur.

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Re: Thieving, fucking cunt [Re: Mr Person]
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:mypleasure:


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Re: Thieving, fucking cunt [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
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OrgoneConclusion said:
"Hey, that's my money, you thieving, fucking cunt!"


you sound Chinese.

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Re: Thieving, fucking cunt [Re: Hobozen]
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^^ The Jews of the East!

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Re: Thieving, fucking cunt [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
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:feelsgoodman: Should of cashed out her machine and grabbed her ticket


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Please allow me to introduce myself, I'm a man of wealth, and taste...

:haha:

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Re: Thieving, fucking cunt [Re: Hobozen]
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Good read. I had Chinese for dinner (beef chow fun) so maybe it was the MSG talking. Dunno.


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Re: Thieving, fucking cunt [Re: lolwut]
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lolwut said:
:feelsgoodman: Should of cashed out her machine and grabbed her ticket


And tweeked her nips?


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Re: Thieving, fucking cunt [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
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Its possible that you may have had a chance of getting your money back had you taken a different approach yet it doesn't change that she was a thieving cunt though perhaps she concluded you were not going to come back and claim it so why not?

Entertaining none the less that interaction would have been quite funny to the outsider


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Re: Thieving, fucking cunt [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
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OrgoneConclusion said:
lolwut said:
:feelsgoodman: Should of cashed out her machine and grabbed her ticket


And tweeked her nips?


If you wanted her bf to crack you one, sure
(depends if she was hot enough or not)


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Please allow me to introduce myself, I'm a man of wealth, and taste...

:haha:

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Re: Thieving, fucking cunt [Re: Withinity] * 1
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If I wanted the money back it was a no brainer. I hate thieves and it only cost me $1.80 to watch her squirm. Well worth it.


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Re: Thieving, fucking cunt [Re: lolwut]
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lolwut said:
OrgoneConclusion said:
lolwut said:
:feelsgoodman: Should of cashed out her machine and grabbed her ticket


And tweeked her nips?


If you wanted her bf to crack you one, sure
(depends if she was hot enough or not)


Her BF wasn't even there. It was an idle threat - and not a concern if he was.

:brucelee:


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Re: Thieving, fucking cunt [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
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Gotta take your opportunities when they come, man :stoned:


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Re: Thieving, fucking cunt [Re: lolwut]
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True dat.


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Re: Thieving, fucking cunt [Re: OrgoneConclusion] * 1
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OrgoneConclusion said:
lolwut said:
OrgoneConclusion said:
lolwut said:
:feelsgoodman: Should of cashed out her machine and grabbed her ticket


And tweeked her nips?


If you wanted her bf to crack you one, sure
(depends if she was hot enough or not)


Her BF wasn't even there. It was an idle threat - and not a concern if he was.

:brucelee:


Yeah right.  Had it been a big hairy truck driver instead of this woman I bet you would have never approached him. In fact, I don't even have to bet on that one.  That one is a fact.


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Re: Thieving, fucking cunt [Re: LunarEclipse]
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You forgot smelly. And why would I call him a cunt?


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Re: Thieving, fucking cunt [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
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It's implicit in truck drivers that they're likely to be "thieving cunts" when the mark is a skinny white-boy and money is involved so no chance of approaching him really. OC was likely picking on a frail grandma with alzheimers who lacked critical thinking skills and the social confidence to approach a strange man about his money.


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Please allow me to introduce myself, I'm a man of wealth, and taste...

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Re: Thieving, fucking cunt [Re: lolwut]
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I am missing your point. If a person is old or frail, they are no longer to be considered a thief? Only vigoruous, robust people in the prime of their youth can be thieves?


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Re: Thieving, fucking cunt [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
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A thief is a thief :firstladyofapproval: Either way would of been quite a spectacle to watch.


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Re: Thieving, fucking cunt [Re: lolwut]
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To those wondering what I would have done if the guy was a monster: Casino Security. That's what they are there for. Duh!

:tard:


Here is the culprit from the Security Camera image:



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Edited by OrgoneConclusion (01/27/13 05:06 AM)

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