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Patlal
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Re: Do women know about "shrinkage"?

[Re: TillTheWorldEnds]
#17521362 - 01/09/13 11:25 AM (13 years, 9 months ago)

Cold winter mornings, pools, instances where the dick knows it won't be needed.

It just crawls back inside into to warmth of the male body like a turtle going home after a long day of work.

You can practically push it back in and close the hole with the skin haha.

And then you see boobs and it flies out of there like a soldier seeing his CO.

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Nitrous Monkey

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Re: Do women know about "shrinkage"?

[Re: Patlal]
#17521383 - 01/09/13 11:31 AM (13 years, 9 months ago)

I don't get the whole shrinking penis phenomenon you guys are speaking of. Yes, when I'm cold my ballsack shrinks tight but not my dick. The dick is however propped up by the tight ballsack, its almost like a weinerdog lying down on a beanbag chair. You guys know what I'm saying?

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All We Perceive
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Re: Do women know about "shrinkage"?

[Re: Legend]
#17521399 - 01/09/13 11:35 AM (13 years, 9 months ago)

legit27 said:

it's fun until you come down, shits about as bad as vyvanse comedown.

:kingcrankey:

Omg I get so cranky coming down from that. Mehhhhhh.

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Legend
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Re: Do women know about "shrinkage"?

[Re: All We Perceive]
#17521402 - 01/09/13 11:37 AM (13 years, 9 months ago)

All We Perceive said:

legit27 said:

it's fun until you come down, shits about as bad as vyvanse comedown.

Omg I get so cranky coming down from that. Mehhhhhh.

it's like god suddenly blessed me with the wonderful gift of menstruation-pms.

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Re: Do women know about "shrinkage"?

[Re: Legend]
#17521425 - 01/09/13 11:42 AM (13 years, 9 months ago)

Hahahaha, me and my ex used to study together for exams on that when we were also having relationship problems. FUN. :nonono:

:nonono:

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Rhizohunter
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Re: Do women know about "shrinkage"?

[Re: funegi]
#17524134 - 01/09/13 08:50 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

funegi said:

I love shrinkage! i always use it as a means of convincing chicks to do anal since its so small--LOL! LOVE IT!

wtf, just ease it in. It is gonna be hard convincing either way if they don't want to do it...

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egodeathflux
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Re: Do women know about "shrinkage"?

[Re: Rhizohunter]
#17524178 - 01/09/13 08:55 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

I'd say sack and shaft can shrink by at least 50% for mumerous reasons.

It can also swell when not hard... like when I really need to piss I get an extra inch or two flacid. :shrug:

:shrug:

It's a wonderful world of mystery, as long as the boners persist when needed, not something I lose sleep over.

:randy:

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kr0nik0
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Re: Do women know about "shrinkage"?

[Re: Rhizohunter]
#17524180 - 01/09/13 08:56 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

alcoholichunter said:

funegi said:

I love shrinkage! i always use it as a means of convincing chicks to do anal since its so small--LOL! LOVE IT!

wtf, just ease it in. It is gonna be hard convincing either way if they don't want to do it...

:ilold:

I couldn't possibly imagine telling a girl "hey, I got a small dick so can I put it in your pooper?"

anyways.. :lol:

:lol:

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mpd
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Re: Do women know about "shrinkage"?

[Re: kr0nik0]
#17524210 - 01/09/13 09:01 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

ha, ha, ha... I stopped taking one of my anti-psychotics so I could "be around" for Christmas with the grandkids and I am like on a permanent amphetamine buzz now that I don't have that boat anchor around my shoulders. My crank feels so good it is a sin, but the buzz makes it shrink up like a pea and I have some equipment! ha, ha, ha, ha....

Mrs. MPD better watch out!

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Rhizohunter
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Re: Do women know about "shrinkage"?

[Re: kr0nik0]
#17524256 - 01/09/13 09:08 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

kr0nik0 said:

alcoholichunter said:

funegi said:

I love shrinkage! i always use it as a means of convincing chicks to do anal since its so small--LOL! LOVE IT!

wtf, just ease it in. It is gonna be hard convincing either way if they don't want to do it...

I couldn't possibly imagine telling a girl "hey, I got a small dick so can I put it in your pooper?"

anyways..

That was the biggest smile I have had all day.

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ToolTroll
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Re: Do women know about "shrinkage"?

[Re: Deadkndys420]
#17524261 - 01/09/13 09:09 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

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funegi
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Re: Do women know about "shrinkage"?

[Re: Rhizohunter]
#17524295 - 01/09/13 09:15 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

alcoholichunter said:

kr0nik0 said:

alcoholichunter said:

funegi said:

I love shrinkage! i always use it as a means of convincing chicks to do anal since its so small--LOL! LOVE IT!

wtf, just ease it in. It is gonna be hard convincing either way if they don't want to do it...

I couldn't possibly imagine telling a girl "hey, I got a small dick so can I put it in your pooper?"

anyways..

That was the biggest smile I have had all day.

i'm not above using whatever i can to get some anal...i actually used the shrinkage angle on a chick that always use to use the "your too big" cry to deny anal. lol

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Sophistic Radiance
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Re: Do women know about "shrinkage"?

[Re: mpd]
#17524332 - 01/09/13 09:23 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

mpd said:

ha, ha, ha... I stopped taking one of my anti-psychotics so I could "be around" for Christmas with the grandkids and I am like on a permanent amphetamine buzz now that I don't have that boat anchor around my shoulders. My crank feels so good it is a sin, but the buzz makes it shrink up like a pea and I have some equipment! ha, ha, ha, ha....

Mrs. MPD better watch out!

Lucky fucker, my dopamine transporters are stingy as hell.

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mpd
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Re: Do women know about "shrinkage"?

[Re: Sophistic Radiance]
#17524362 - 01/09/13 09:28 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

Yep! It's grand while it lasts. Next week I will be back on all my meds. The party is O-V-E-R.

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g00ru
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Re: Do women know about "shrinkage"?

[Re: mpd]
#17524374 - 01/09/13 09:30 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

stay off em man! if you feel great, why would you go back on them :confused:

:confused:

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