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Do women know about "shrinkage"?
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Well do they?


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Re: Do women know about "shrinkage"? [Re: Deadkndys420]
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yes, women are well informed.

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Re: Do women know about "shrinkage"? [Re: Cavemen]
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yeah hopefully they have seen some classical greek sculpture or something, and are able to appreciate the phallus in its myriad forms :penis:


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Re: Do women know about "shrinkage"? [Re: g00ru]
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:lolsy:

I've never understood that.

The balls will shrink, but besides that,

My penis stays long :lol:


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the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk,
mad to be saved,
desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars and in the middle you see the blue centerlight pop and everybody goes “Awww!”


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Re: Do women know about "shrinkage"? [Re: Deadkndys420] * 2
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so you're telling me cocks aren't hard all the time?


:confused:

:crankey:


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Re: Do women know about "shrinkage"? [Re: yogabunny] * 2
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only like 93% of the time


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Re: Do women know about "shrinkage"? [Re: g00ru]
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ghooru said:
only like 93% of the time



:thumbup:


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“[...]the only people for me are the mad ones,
the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk,
mad to be saved,
desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars and in the middle you see the blue centerlight pop and everybody goes “Awww!”


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Re: Do women know about "shrinkage"? [Re: yogabunny]
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yogabunny said:
so you're telling me cocks aren't hard all the time?


:confused:

:crankey:



Mine is :lol:


Unless I like am out in the snow for hours.


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Re: Do women know about "shrinkage"? [Re: 28064212]
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yes... i mean anyone who doesnt know about seinfeld isnt worth your time anyway.. :shrug2:


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Re: Do women know about "shrinkage"? [Re: quinn] * 1
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Coming out of cold water is nothing compared to doing a ton of amphetamine. My girlfriend used to laugh and say how cold and small it was when I was doing a bunch of addy's. My balls were gigantic though.



Man, vasoconstriction would be so embarrassing if you just met a girl and she didn't know you were doing amp all night. That should be a joke from "How I met your mother".

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Re: Do women know about "shrinkage"? [Re: Rhizohunter]
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alcoholichunter said:
Coming out of cold water is nothing compared to doing a ton of amphetamine. My girlfriend used to laugh and say how cold and small it was when I was doing a bunch of addy's. My balls were gigantic though.



Man, vasoconstriction would be so embarrassing if you just met a girl and she didn't know you were doing amp all night. That should be a joke from "How I met your mother".




so true, thank god i can still manage to get it up when need be on amps.
however yeah i feel you on the girlfriend, but then again i think we just kind of were comfortable
enough to laugh at things like that. I wouldn't judge dick size by flacid, or shrinkified pee'pee's.


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Re: Do women know about "shrinkage"? [Re: kr0nik0]
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kr0nik0 said:
:lolsy:

I've never understood that.

The balls will shrink, but besides that,

My penis stays long :lol:



blasphemy!


:ifyoucanawe:

:rofl:


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Re: Do women know about "shrinkage"? [Re: Legend]
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legit27 said:
alcoholichunter said:
Coming out of cold water is nothing compared to doing a ton of amphetamine. My girlfriend used to laugh and say how cold and small it was when I was doing a bunch of addy's. My balls were gigantic though.



Man, vasoconstriction would be so embarrassing if you just met a girl and she didn't know you were doing amp all night. That should be a joke from "How I met your mother".




so true, thank god i can still manage to get it up when need be on amps.
however yeah i feel you on the girlfriend, but then again i think we just kind of were comfortable
enough to laugh at things like that. I wouldn't judge dick size by flacid, or shrinkified pee'pee's.




yeah, I could never get it up after snorting 15 20's of methylphenidate though. I miss doing Ritalin...

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Re: Do women know about "shrinkage"? [Re: Rhizohunter]
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it's fun until you come down, shits about as bad as vyvanse comedown.


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Re: Do women know about "shrinkage"? [Re: Legend] * 1
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"I was in the pool!  I was in the pool!"



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Re: Do women know about "shrinkage"? [Re: Cavemen]
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Cavemen said:
yes, women are well informed.



Regardless, I'm sure this calls for a public education campaign just to be safe.


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Re: Do women know about "shrinkage"? [Re: yogabunny]
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yogabunny said:
so you're telling me cocks aren't hard all the time?


:confused:

:crankey:



Maybe when there's fine ladies around :datass:


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Re: Do women know about "shrinkage"? [Re: nicechrisman]
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I love shrinkage!  i always use it as a means of convincing chicks to do anal since its so small--LOL!  LOVE IT!

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Re: Do women know about "shrinkage"? [Re: yogabunny]
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yogabunny said:
so you're telling me cocks aren't hard all the time?


:confused:

:crankey:




mine is.....


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Re: Do women know about "shrinkage"? [Re: The5thElement]
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we shrunk
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nig yup

guilty conscience.

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