How much of a crook are you?

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Patlal
You ask too many questions

Registered: 10/09/10
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How much of a crook are you?

#17005503 - 10/10/12 04:05 PM (14 years, 22 days ago)

None of us are perfect. We all did some stuff in the gray zone of the law. You know, something that would get you in a little trouble if maybe you got caught doing it. I'm not talking about murder and rape, just small time "crimes".

How big of a small time crook are you?

When you're done answering, add up the As, Bs, Cs and Ds

If you mostly have:

All As: You are an honest man

a few Bs: You're a small, small time crook

a few Cs: you're a small time crook

a few Ds: You're a big small time crook

All Ds: You're officially a criminal

If the cashier gives you extra change by mistake, you:
Users may choose only one (73 total votes)

A) I give it back immediately

25 34%

B) I do as if I didn't notice

34 47%

C) If its under 10$ I'm keeping it

10 14%

D) I deliberately try to confuse the cashier

3 4%

STAL

1 1%

Have you ever cheated on a game/bet?
Users may choose only one (73 total votes)

A) Never

32 44%

B) Yes but it was only a stupid bet between friends

30 41%

C) Yes and I made a decent profit

7 10%

D) I cheat the casinos

0 0%

STAL

4 5%

Have you ever did drugs?
Users may choose only one (73 total votes)

A) Never

3 4%

B) I tried once

1 1%

C) I do it once in a while

31 42%

D) Every day

38 52%

STAL

0 0%

Have you ever drove without a license?
Users may choose only one (72 total votes)

A) Never

34 47%

B) Once, but it was an emergency

5 7%

C) I did it a few times

30 42%

D) My license is suspended and I drive all the time

2 3%

STAL

1 1%

Have you ever sold drugs?
Users may choose only one (73 total votes)

A) Never

8 11%

B) Once to a friend

22 30%

C) I sell to a few people when I have enough to sell

30 41%

D) I'm a drug dealer

11 15%

STAL

2 3%

Have you ever trespassed on a property?
Users may choose only one (72 total votes)

A) Nope

9 13%

B) Once but I didn't know I was trespassing

6 8%

C) Only at the places I know I won't get caught

36 50%

D) I do it often

19 26%

STAL

2 3%

Have you ever cheated the taxman?
Users may choose only one (72 total votes)

A) Never

41 57%

B) A few dollars here and there

5 7%

C) I "forget" to mention some of my income

11 15%

D) I work under the table

7 10%

STAL

8 11%

Did you ever claim more from an insurance company than you needed?
Users may choose only one (71 total votes)

A) Never

50 70%

B) I might have lied a little

7 10%

C) Yes, cause I know that otherwise they won't give me enough

5 7%

D) I deliberately increased the damage to get more

2 3%

STAL

7 10%

Did you ever choose not to pay a bill you owed?
Users may choose only one (71 total votes)

A) I always pay my debts

35 49%

B) Yes, but only because I really disagreed with the bill

17 24%

C) Yes, if I know the guy can't find me

9 13%

D) My credit score is zero...

6 8%

STAL

4 6%

Have you ever lied to the cops?
Users may choose only one (72 total votes)

A) No

24 33%

B) I was telling the truth until I learned later that it was a lie

2 3%

C) Yes but only to save my ass

25 35%

D) I never tell them the truth

18 25%

STAL

3 4%

Did you ever steal something?
Users may choose only one (72 total votes)

A) Never

13 18%

B) I put something in my pocket and forgot about it

8 11%

C) Something small like a chocolate bar

35 49%

D) I shoplift when I can

12 17%

STAL

4 6%

Have you ever fished or hunted without a license?
Users may choose only one (70 total votes)

A) No

37 53%

B) I had a license, but my buddy didn't

3 4%

C) My buddy had a license but I didn't

14 20%

D) I never buy the license and do it anyway

9 13%

STAL

7 10%

Have you threatened people before?
Users may choose only one (71 total votes)

A) No

25 35%

B) Yes but I was having a bad day

19 27%

C) Yes, when I need to

24 34%

D) I use threats to get my way a little too often

2 3%

STAL

1 1%

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