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Just banged my first rank vagina * 1
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And I feel so dirty. Every other girl that I've slept with has smelled good & alluring down below. The more we'd fuck the more turned on I'd get by the womanly scents in the air. I could never understand the "smells like fish"  jokes.

Now I do. I was doing the chick from behind, and at first I thought she farted or something. Then as the stench increased I realized what was up. :awedisgust: Of course it was too late to stop. I damn near puked. Thank god I wore protection. I finished & GTFO of there asap.  I just got out of the shower & I still feel dirty. 

No more one night stands for a while......

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Re: Just banged my first rank vagina [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Boy I know how that is.
Your now a man

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Re: Just banged my first rank vagina [Re: Anonymous #2]
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The first vag I ever came in contact with smelled pretty bad. It sucked, cuz I was like 13 in the back of my parents car, all the way in the backseat so it was behind the middle seats, so I had to stay stuck with fishy fingers the whole ride. I think she knew it was bad too, cuz I handed her something and her head went back kinda quick like the smell punched her in the face or something :lol:

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Re: Just banged my first rank vagina [Re: Anonymous #3]
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Your now a man....Yes in deed :smile:

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Re: Just banged my first rank vagina [Re: Anonymous #4]
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ive eaten out some nasty stank before.

one girl i remember just had crazy BO down there. and afterwards no matter how much soap i used i could not get that smell off my face and arms for days

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Re: Just banged my first rank vagina [Re: Anonymous #5]
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You're a stronger man then me. No way in hell could I have eaten that puss.

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Re: Just banged my first rank vagina [Re: Anonymous #1]
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how about bad smelling cocks? I remember this one guy I used to fuck on occasion and his dick always smelt like piss and sweat I always had to ask him to wash it first, it was a very distinct smell.

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Re: Just banged my first rank vagina [Re: Anonymous #1] * 4
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You shouldve told her hygiene is for pussies

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Re: Just banged my first rank vagina [Re: Anonymous #7]
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Better you than me...

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Re: Just banged my first rank vagina [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Welcome to the club Anon #1!

Man, this one girl I met online way back when high speed dialup was the bomb...

She was fiiiiiine. Prolly in my top 3 women.

I went down to eat that puss, and in retrospect, I shoulda just thrown up because gagging caused me to inhale more.


We've all been in this situation:



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Re: Just banged my first rank vagina [Re: Anonymous #9]
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Smells like the harbor.

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Re: Just banged my first rank vagina [Re: Anonymous #7]
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Anonymous #6 said:
how about bad smelling cocks? I remember this one guy I used to fuck on occasion and his dick always smelt like piss and sweat I always had to ask him to wash it first, it was a very distinct smell.




I only swing one way, and it's not towards the cock, but I have no doubts that one can be just as rank. I'm meticulous about my hygiene; I kinda like it when girls do crazy thangs with their mouths. A lot. So I make sure to keep myself nice & clean. :laugh:


Anonymous #7 said:
You shouldve told her hygiene is for pussies



:lolsy:

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Re: Just banged my first rank vagina [Re: Anonymous #1]
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I must be one nasty mother fucker because I love a rank smell and don't mind having it on my face.

:shrug:

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Re: Just banged my first rank vagina [Re: Anonymous #5]
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Anonymous #5 said:
afterwards no matter how much soap i used i could not get that smell off my face and arms for days



this, i have experienced the unwashable pussy stench before too, its fucking crazy, you could scrub til your raw multiple times and the fucking smell wouldnt go away...

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Re: Just banged my first rank vagina [Re: Anonymous #11]
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Anonymous #11 said:
I must be one nasty mother fucker because I love a rank smell and don't mind having it on my face.

:shrug:



'
yeah i have a friend, a really cool guy, who is like this. we were talking about the same subject and hes like, 'fuck no man, i dont give a shit, i just wanna eat that pussy'

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Re: Just banged my first rank vagina [Re: Anonymous #5]
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Anonymous #5 said:
Anonymous #11 said:
I must be one nasty mother fucker because I love a rank smell and don't mind having it on my face.

:shrug:



'
yeah i have a friend, a really cool guy, who is like this. we were talking about the same subject and hes like, 'fuck no man, i dont give a shit, i just wanna eat that pussy'



Does your friend always have "cold sores" on his lips?

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Re: Just banged my first rank vagina [Re: Anonymous #13]
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naa married with kids for 10 years now. one of the most down to earth ad realistic people ive ever known. i think he jut realizes that human bodies are stinky, and is ok with being imperfect

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Re: Just banged my first rank vagina [Re: Anonymous #3]
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Anonymous #3 said:
The first vag I ever came in contact with smelled pretty bad. It sucked, cuz I was like 13 in the back of my parents car, all the way in the backseat so it was behind the middle seats, so I had to stay stuck with fishy fingers the whole ride. I think she knew it was bad too, cuz I handed her something and her head went back kinda quick like the smell punched her in the face or something :lol:


:lol::lol:
honestly theres nothing worse than a stinky pussy.any doctor will tell you a foul odor is a sign of infection or std.
i think pussy smell is very important.if a womans pussy smells good then she usually a keeper.
if a girls pussy stinks you can really tell it doggystyle

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Re: Just banged my first rank vagina [Re: Anonymous #12] * 1
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Anonymous #12 said:
Anonymous #5 said:
afterwards no matter how much soap i used i could not get that smell off my face and arms for days



this, i have experienced the unwashable pussy stench before too, its fucking crazy, you could scrub til your raw multiple times and the fucking smell wouldnt go away...




Here is my little secret for being able to get the stinky pussy smell off of me.

Tip #1 After you have had your hand up in that stinky stank hole, make sure that you wash your hand very very good with soap and water before and this is the key part here, before, say it again, before you pick your nose.

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Re: Just banged my first rank vagina [Re: Anonymous #15]
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Anonymous #15 said:
Anonymous #12 said:
Anonymous #5 said:
afterwards no matter how much soap i used i could not get that smell off my face and arms for days



this, i have experienced the unwashable pussy stench before too, its fucking crazy, you could scrub til your raw multiple times and the fucking smell wouldnt go away...




Here is my little secret for being able to get the stinky pussy smell off of me.

Tip #1 After you have had your hand up in that stinky stank hole, make sure that you wash your hand very very good with soap and water before and this is the key part here, before, say it again, before you pick your nose.



or eat or rub your eyes.  fortunately my dick and balls typically gets the worst of it, i typically dont pick my nose or eat with them...

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