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Why does the grocery store classify tomatoes as a vege?
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:uh:  I thought tomatoes were comfortably in the fruit class.  What the fuck yo?  I must inform the King.  I also find it amusing that the grocery plays a storm sound when the water rains on the produce.  :awehigh:  Crazy shit.


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Re: Why does the grocery store classify tomatoes as a vege? [Re: All We Perceive] * 1
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It is neither. It is a mineral.

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Re: Why does the grocery store classify tomatoes as a vege? [Re: Le_Canard]
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That's impossible.



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"plus they atually think jambands are good or sumthing, so they clearly know absolutely nothing about music, clearly lol" -Bassfreak

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Re: Why does the grocery store classify tomatoes as a vege? [Re: All We Perceive]
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You mean my stocks in tomato mining are worthless? IMPOSSIBRU!


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Re: Why does the grocery store classify tomatoes as a vege? [Re: Le_Canard]
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Technically, vegetable is a culinary term.

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Re: Why does the grocery store classify tomatoes as a vege? [Re: Le_Canard]
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:smilingpuppy:  It is true that they do not water the tomatoes...  Maybe they are minerals.  How come they have leaves attached them sometimes then suggesting their tree birthing?  :etbig:


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"plus they atually think jambands are good or sumthing, so they clearly know absolutely nothing about music, clearly lol" -Bassfreak

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Re: Why does the grocery store classify tomatoes as a vege? [Re: All We Perceive]
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Those are actually rocks that have been weathered and eroded to look like leaves.


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Re: Why does the grocery store classify tomatoes as a vege? [Re: LySergic D]
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:uh:  :cortez2:  Why would they go through this trouble to fool us????


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"plus they atually think jambands are good or sumthing, so they clearly know absolutely nothing about music, clearly lol" -Bassfreak

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Re: Why does the grocery store classify tomatoes as a vege? [Re: All We Perceive]
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:shrug:


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Re: Why does the grocery store classify tomatoes as a vege? [Re: All We Perceive]
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because if you actually eat a tomato like a fruit it makes you bug out.

they hide them in the veggie section so most people will chop them up and eat them in moderate doses with other foods mixed in.

i mean have you ever met someone who just eats a tomato plain with nothing else?

weird.

:uhoh:


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Re: Why does the grocery store classify tomatoes as a vege? [Re: floatingwater]
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I eat them like this


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Re: Why does the grocery store classify tomatoes as a vege? [Re: jboredone]
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because people do not know its a fruit :lol:


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Re: Why does the grocery store classify tomatoes as a vege? [Re: floatingwater]
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floatingwater said:
because if you actually eat a tomato like a fruit it makes you bug out.

they hide them in the veggie section so most people will chop them up and eat them in moderate doses with other foods mixed in.

i mean have you ever met someone who just eats a tomato plain with nothing else?

weird.

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WOAH.  You're right!!  Mind = blown.  That's crazy.  What a wild vegefrineral.  It's like a conspiracy.  :trololol:


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Re: Why does the grocery store classify tomatoes as a vege? [Re: NWlight]
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avocados are also considered a vegetable, but any idiot can see it's a fruit. i think it has to do with marketing sandwiches. you only put fruit on a pb&j.

Edited by passifloracaerulea (04/23/12 11:24 PM)

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Re: Why does the grocery store classify tomatoes as a vege? [Re: passifloracaerulea]
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lol, all the bread companies got together and planned the best layout for a grocery store to suit their greedy sandwich needs.

the bastards


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Re: Why does the grocery store classify tomatoes as a vege? [Re: NWlight]
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i had never thought of it before, but it seems logical. marketing is all about the control of the subconcious.

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Re: Why does the grocery store classify tomatoes as a vege? [Re: passifloracaerulea]
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i think with tomatoes at least it comes from some arcane tax reason.  now its just part of the popular consciousness.


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Re: Why does the grocery store classify tomatoes as a vege? [Re: All We Perceive]
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well congress now says pizza is a vegetable as well.
I suspect it has to do with fucking retards


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Re: Why does the grocery store classify tomatoes as a vege? [Re: teamkiller] * 1
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you're all just eating shit tomatoes.

Eat a Good one and witness the power of the fruit.

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Re: Why does the grocery store classify tomatoes as a vege? [Re: druqs]
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i used to grow an entire acre of heirloom tomato varieties, so i know a tasty tomato. i'm partial to the sweet million cherry tomato though.

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