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hidenseek
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thats the last time i go to buy condoms with my mom!!!!:crankey:

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#15952706 - 03/15/12 10:10 PM (14 years, 7 months ago)

so my mom picked me up from a friends house, and i needed condoms for this weekend so i asked her to drop me off at the grocery store. she asked what im going for and i say sleeping pills, so she says she needs some things and comes in with me, then proceeds to the pharmacy area with me.shes like will they fill your prescription here, im like im just getting otc stuff for now. so she starts looking for the sleeping pills for me and im all like ,just go get your stuff i know what im looking for :crankey:

:crankey:

and shes like 1 min. then starts to ask the lady there if they got any sleep aid, and they already locked the stuff up for the night but the lady was nice enough to get it out for me :crankey:

:crankey:

so now i got a $8 bottle of sleeping pills i dont need, so i start to follow my mom out of the pharmacy section, do a 180 when she's not looking, grabbed the condoms and booked it for the check out.

/end story rant

gawd i wish this was a :Trollface:

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i think my mom :trollmove:

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Re: thats the last time i go to buy condoms with my mom!!!!:crankey:

[Re: hidenseek]
#15952730 - 03/15/12 10:13 PM (14 years, 7 months ago)

heheh non-chalantly puts ~~beer~~ condoms in shopping cart.

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Re: thats the last time i go to buy condoms with my mom!!!!:crankey:

[Re: Konyap]
#15952754 - 03/15/12 10:18 PM (14 years, 7 months ago)

You made that into a much bigger deal than it actually was. You're a grown man, your sex life is your business. Just be honest & tell your mom what you really need next time.

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hidenseek
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Re: thats the last time i go to buy condoms with my mom!!!!:crankey:

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#15952759 - 03/15/12 10:19 PM (14 years, 7 months ago)

SHOULD I ASK HER WHAT KIND IS BEST TOOO :crankey:

:crankey:

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hidenseek
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Re: thats the last time i go to buy condoms with my mom!!!!:crankey:

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#15952764 - 03/15/12 10:20 PM (14 years, 7 months ago)

no seriously though i think she knew and was trolling me

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Re: thats the last time i go to buy condoms with my mom!!!!:crankey:

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#15952772 - 03/15/12 10:21 PM (14 years, 7 months ago)

hidenseek said:

SHOULD I ASK HER WHAT KIND IS BEST TOOO

:billymaythumbup:

duh

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Re: thats the last time i go to buy condoms with my mom!!!!:crankey:

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#15952774 - 03/15/12 10:22 PM (14 years, 7 months ago)

sleeping pills are good if my mom started buying me condoms so i could fall asleep faster or be less stressed out id be worried

you try melatonin it makes you drowzy, still sometimes its best to jus not give a fuck about when you go to sleep, waking up is probably more important

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Re: thats the last time i go to buy condoms with my mom!!!!:crankey:

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#15952789 - 03/15/12 10:26 PM (14 years, 7 months ago)

Dark_Star said:

You made that into a much bigger deal than it actually was. You're a grown man, your sex life is your business. Just be honest & tell your mom what you really need next time.

Yeah, if anything she should be proud of you for playing it safe. What is she, some kinda super-religious person? :shrug:

:shrug:

It's only awkward if you're buying magnums. :feelsweirdman:

:feelsweirdman:

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Re: thats the last time i go to buy condoms with my mom!!!!:crankey:

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#15952791 - 03/15/12 10:26 PM (14 years, 7 months ago)

Dark_Star said:

You made that into a much bigger deal than it actually was. You're a grown man, your sex life is your business. Just be honest & tell your mom what you really need next time.

this.

if you would have said condoms chances are she would ask you less questions you don't want to answer in the future.

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Re: thats the last time i go to buy condoms with my mom!!!!:crankey:

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#15952848 - 03/15/12 10:37 PM (14 years, 7 months ago)

hidenseek said:

SHOULD I ASK HER WHAT KIND IS BEST TOOO

she would know, she IS A woman.

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Re: thats the last time i go to buy condoms with my mom!!!!:crankey:

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#15952857 - 03/15/12 10:40 PM (14 years, 7 months ago)

NWlight said:

hidenseek said:

SHOULD I ASK HER WHAT KIND IS BEST TOOO

she would know, she IS A woman.

You would also have to show her your dick to know what size is best... maybe let her feel it or put it in her mouth so she knows what kind of salute she's working with.

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Re: thats the last time i go to buy condoms with my mom!!!!:crankey:

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#15953000 - 03/15/12 11:11 PM (14 years, 7 months ago)

happens to me when I go buy dutches :frown:

:frown:

my dad like. ye take your little sister to the store with you

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Re: thats the last time i go to buy condoms with my mom!!!!:crankey:

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#15953034 - 03/15/12 11:19 PM (14 years, 7 months ago)

step 1 - open bottle of sleeping pills

step 2 - ingest them via your anus.. or mouth, whichever you prefer

step 3 - see ghost people smoke ghost cigarettes and setting your carpet on fire for 12 hours

*note

before step 1 you should probably make sure there's nothing but Diphenhydramine in them, or you might die.

have fun

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hidenseek
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Re: thats the last time i go to buy condoms with my mom!!!!:crankey:

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#15954445 - 03/16/12 09:48 AM (14 years, 7 months ago)

pfxtc said:

step 1 - open bottle of sleeping pills

step 2 - ingest them via your anus.. or mouth, whichever you prefer

step 3 - see ghost people smoke ghost cigarettes and setting your carpet on fire for 12 hours

*note

before step 1 you should probably make sure there's nothing but Diphenhydramine in them, or you might die.

have fun

i tried diphenhydramine when io was 15

fucked me up for life

i cant stare at surfaces with out started to zone out and see things

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Re: thats the last time i go to buy condoms with my mom!!!!:crankey:

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#15954482 - 03/16/12 10:09 AM (14 years, 7 months ago)

hidenseek said:

fucked me up for life

i cant stare at surfaces with out started to zone out and see things

Reminds me of someone..

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