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Re: relationship with a DEA agent...sort of [Re: Anonymous #15]
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sounds leik a good bitch to let all your hatefuck desires out on

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Re: relationship with a DEA agent...sort of [Re: Anonymous #9]
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Heres a crazy idea: why not just -ask- her why she wants to be a DEA agent. You might be surprised, like maybe that's all her parents wanted her to be. Then again, maybe she has had bad experiences with drugs in the family or w/e and feels like its her calling..

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Re: relationship with a DEA agent...sort of [Re: Anonymous #15]
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If you can't have sex and film it, dose her and film it.

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Re: relationship with a DEA agent...sort of [Re: Anonymous #17]
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i'd slowly start informing her about the truth's behind drugs and it's users, and the fact that she is probably ignorant of them.

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Re: relationship with a DEA agent...sort of [Re: Anonymous #18]
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seeing as how OP said "other new girl" wouldn't that imply that OP is a girl as well :shrug: ? making the sex/sex tape suggestion invaild. Maybe im just reading into it too far.

But as for the girl I know people who want to be cops or stuff like that, hell I even wanted to join the army or be a cop when i was younger. But i realized what a pawn i was being. I would just keep tight lipped about your use, no reason not to be amicable though

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Re: relationship with a DEA agent...sort of [Re: Anonymous #19]
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or there were two new girls...

yeah, you could just tell her that it's dumb to aspire to be a toolshed. Seriously tho, get her loaded. There will be a big "so this is what all the fuss is about" moment, and then she'll be listening to Immortal Technique and making macrame in no time. It'll be like a drug version of "Pantera fans in love" by nerf herder.

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Re: relationship with a DEA agent...sort of [Re: Anonymous #17]
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:birthday:

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Re: relationship with a DEA agent...sort of [Re: Anonymous #9]
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Anonymous #9 said:
Do us all a favor and kill her while you have the chance.



this

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Re: relationship with a DEA agent...sort of [Re: Anonymous #20]
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Update? :biggrin:

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Re: relationship with a DEA agent...sort of [Re: Anonymous #1]
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DSHSB

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Re: relationship with a DEA agent...sort of [Re: Anonymous #1]
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People with agendas or things to prove have personal issues.

That being said, find appropriate issue to exploit and take #22's advice.

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Re: relationship with a DEA agent...sort of [Re: Anonymous #23]
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Get her to lick your pussy.:ooo:

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Re: relationship with a DEA agent...sort of [Re: Anonymous #24]
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LOL

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Re: relationship with a DEA agent...sort of [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Anonymous #1 said:
I started a new job at this pizza place, and hit it off with this other new girl there right off the bat.you know, one of those things where you start sharing secretive glances, like a little inside joke, guaging the other person and mutually noticing the connection. Or something.

Well it was like that, then she told me she is a about to finish up her criminology degree and wants to be a narcotics investigator.

The fuck...  keep in mind, she is a fellow driver at a seedy pizza joint. What do you do?



i would tell her thats a good way to get shot in the fuckin head. keep it real with her. fuck anyone who wants to be a drug cop. they obviously have no idea how corrupt the world is...

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Re: relationship with a DEA agent...sort of [Re: Anonymous #25]
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Anonymous #25 said:
fuck anyone who wants to be a drug cop. they obviously have no idea how corrupt the world is...



or they do, and they wanna join in on the corruption

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Re: relationship with a DEA agent...sort of [Re: Anonymous #9]
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very true.

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