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relationship with a DEA agent...sort of
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I started a new job at this pizza place, and hit it off with this other new girl there right off the bat.you know, one of those things where you start sharing secretive glances, like a little inside joke, guaging the other person and mutually noticing the connection. Or something.

Well it was like that, then she told me she is a about to finish up her criminology degree and wants to be a narcotics investigator.

The fuck...  keep in mind, she is a fellow driver at a seedy pizza joint. What do you do?

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Re: relationship with a DEA agent...sort of [Re: Anonymous #1]
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tell her good luck, those guys are pawns the the man

have you seen those dea shows??

god damn they're the front lines of machine guns and shit.  think about it

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Re: relationship with a DEA agent...sort of [Re: Anonymous #1]
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She's obviously not cool with drugs if she wants to be a narcotics investigator... If you're thinking about having a relationship with her, don't. I'd bet that it wouldn't end well.

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Re: relationship with a DEA agent...sort of [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Hit it and quit it.

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Re: relationship with a DEA agent...sort of [Re: Anonymous #4]
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Anonymous #4 said:
Hit it and quit it.


This. And don't even mention illegal drugs around her, you'll likely be sickened by her views...

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Re: relationship with a DEA agent...sort of [Re: Anonymous #1]
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maybe. Im majoring in criminology and I use drugs. Some people feel the best way to make change happen is from the inside. Not saying this is true, but you never know.

Either way, bang her and see where that takes you

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Re: relationship with a DEA agent...sort of [Re: Anonymous #6]
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Anonymous #6 said:
Either way, bang her and see where that takes you


What #6 said

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Re: relationship with a DEA agent...sort of [Re: Anonymous #7]
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Fuck that majoring in criminology is one thing, but aspiring to be a fucking narcotics agent? Fuck that man, and it would be even more fucked up if she is cool with drugs as long as someone she likes does them, crooked cops are worse than straight ones. But like everyone else said fuck her, and I mean hate fuck her, for all the hate fucking she is about to do to everyone else like us.

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Re: relationship with a DEA agent...sort of [Re: Anonymous #8]
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Do us all a favor and kill her while you have the chance.

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Re: relationship with a DEA agent...sort of [Re: Anonymous #9]
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Dose her.

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Re: relationship with a DEA agent...sort of [Re: Anonymous #10]
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Film the sex.

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Re: relationship with a DEA agent...sort of [Re: Anonymous #11]
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Anonymous #11 said:
Film the sex.

:costanza:

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Re: relationship with a DEA agent...sort of [Re: Anonymous #4]
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Anonymous #4 said:
Hit it and quit it.


Having a future DEA agent looking for revenge is a good idea.

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Re: relationship with a DEA agent...sort of [Re: Anonymous #1]
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dude, just treat it like any other relationship, think about how many dudes say to their girl friend ' yes your honour, i don't even smoke weed ' and then go hang out with the boyz and get sharded up and rack up lines like a hoover vaccuum cleaner.


just keep your thangs seperate from your tang


:yesnod:

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Re: relationship with a DEA agent...sort of [Re: Anonymous #13] * 1
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I fucken hate people who are honest with their girlfriends.

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Re: relationship with a DEA agent...sort of [Re: Anonymous #9]
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it's only warranted in situations where the girlfriend is anti-something, so the something is kept from the girlfriend as a peace keeping effort


but chicks are for fags dude

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Re: relationship with a DEA agent...sort of [Re: Anonymous #8]
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Anonymous #13 said:
dude, just treat it like any other relationship, think about how many dudes say to their girl friend ' yes your honour, i don't even smoke weed ' and then go hang out with the boyz and get sharded up and rack up lines like a hoover vaccuum cleaner.


just keep your thangs seperate from your tang


:yesnod:


great advice!


and this!
Anonymous #8 said:
Anonymous #11 said:
Film the sex.

:costanza:


Never know when this tape could come in handy!

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Re: relationship with a DEA agent...sort of [Re: Anonymous #14]
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you mean handy for us horny drug addicts who would like nothing more than to get off on some DEA skank being mercilessly fuked in the ass?

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Re: relationship with a DEA agent...sort of [Re: Anonymous #9]
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well that and if she does become a dea agent and then climes the ranks to eventually have some juice at the agency how handy would it be to have a sex tape of her being fucked with a giant peperoni in her ass and then eating a big chunk of it?

I say very handy indeed!  :homerdrool: peperoni!

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Re: relationship with a DEA agent...sort of [Re: Anonymous #14]
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friends with benefits, never mention anything you do relating to drugs

seems like a good idea to me

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