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gzuf
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If you could go back in time and feed a caveman one thing

#15255102 - 10/21/11 02:38 AM (15 years, 10 days ago)

One food and I suppose one drug as well

What would it be?

discuss.

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Re: If you could go back in time and feed a caveman one thing

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#15255106 - 10/21/11 02:40 AM (15 years, 10 days ago)

a banana

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Re: If you could go back in time and feed a caveman one thing

[Re: gzuf]
#15255116 - 10/21/11 02:44 AM (15 years, 10 days ago)

gzuf said:

One food and I suppose one drug as well

What would it be?

discuss.

Acid.

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Re: If you could go back in time and feed a caveman one thing

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#15255121 - 10/21/11 02:46 AM (15 years, 10 days ago)

deleted.

i had a mean moment.
:shocked:

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Edited by schmoopy (10/21/11 02:50 AM)

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Re: If you could go back in time and feed a caveman one thing

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#15255127 - 10/21/11 02:47 AM (15 years, 10 days ago)

schmoopy said:

MDMA and poprocks

I honestly can't think of anything better.
Maybe substitute MDMA with LSD.

Come back to the present time to find that humanity is 1,000's of years more advanced than previously before :cool:

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Re: If you could go back in time and feed a caveman one thing

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#15255131 - 10/21/11 02:49 AM (15 years, 10 days ago)

I said pop rocks, too.

A tripped out caveman would be pretty intense. I'd hide somewhere and observe from a distance.

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Re: If you could go back in time and feed a caveman one thing

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#15255132 - 10/21/11 02:49 AM (15 years, 10 days ago)

I'd give him chocolate and shrooms. Maybe, just maybe even chocolate covered shrooms :yoda2:

:yoda2:

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Re: If you could go back in time and feed a caveman one thing

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#15255135 - 10/21/11 02:50 AM (15 years, 10 days ago)

Weed brownies

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Re: If you could go back in time and feed a caveman one thing

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#15255137 - 10/21/11 02:50 AM (15 years, 10 days ago)

A slice of pizza

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Re: If you could go back in time and feed a caveman one thing

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#15255138 - 10/21/11 02:50 AM (15 years, 10 days ago)

aw shoot.
quoted.
now you all know I'm a mean person.

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Re: If you could go back in time and feed a caveman one thing

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#15255140 - 10/21/11 02:52 AM (15 years, 10 days ago)

he'd probably already have eaten shrooms

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Re: If you could go back in time and feed a caveman one thing

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#15255146 - 10/21/11 02:56 AM (15 years, 10 days ago)

A Sonoran desert toad.
Make him eat that shit.

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Re: If you could go back in time and feed a caveman one thing

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#15255161 - 10/21/11 03:03 AM (15 years, 10 days ago)

DXM and a jawbreaker

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Re: If you could go back in time and feed a caveman one thing

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#15255165 - 10/21/11 03:04 AM (15 years, 10 days ago)

Acid on top of a USDA Prime bone-in ribeye.

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Re: If you could go back in time and feed a caveman one thing

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#15255167 - 10/21/11 03:05 AM (15 years, 10 days ago)

food- bbq ribs (with my bbq sauce)
why- it would be a big slab of meat, so he would understand to eat it. it would taste like nothing he had ever had and hopefully inspire him to evolve cooking.

drug- marijuana
why- i would hope the experience would inspire him to evolve horticulture

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#15255170 - 10/21/11 03:07 AM (15 years, 10 days ago)

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Re: If you could go back in time and feed a caveman one thing

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#15255202 - 10/21/11 03:24 AM (15 years, 10 days ago)

Cat meat

or maybe

Some Khat(teh drug)

Also, some 2C-T-7 to give him a sweet taste of the future he will never experience; then disappear leaving him wanting more. Will his desire lead to the drug revolution or will he turn humanity into a bunch of emo... oh wait :facepalm:

:facepalm:

Oh god why oh why couldnt I have taken the red pill and saved humanity :header:

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Re: If you could go back in time and feed a caveman one thing

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#15255252 - 10/21/11 03:53 AM (15 years, 10 days ago)

I would give him the best meal on gods green earth.

BBQ'd Sockeye Salmon

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Re: If you could go back in time and feed a caveman one thing

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#15255260 - 10/21/11 03:59 AM (15 years, 10 days ago)

Thread shift.

What would you feed a cavewoman?

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Re: If you could go back in time and feed a caveman one thing

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#15255597 - 10/21/11 07:26 AM (15 years, 10 days ago)

LustfulLinsanity said:

I would give him the best meal on gods green earth.

BBQ'd Sockeye Salmon

Ha, Salmon is the first thing that popped into my mind also :thumbup:

:thumbup:

:drooling:

. And though we could make it damn tasty, I'm sure this caveman has already had some sort of fish.

So I'm gonna go with a legit quality pizza, or some sort of candy like star busts, I think the extreme sweet and tartness would trip em' out.

:stoned:

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