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Do you have an inner arsehole???? Let him/her out here, you will feel better
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I have noticed now i am in my mid 30's my inner child has been replaced by an inner arsehole, if i am not carefull in certain situations (that must annoy me subconciously in some way) then this obnoxious cunt speaks instead of me. Worst part is i don't seem aware at the time but i notice as i lie in bed about to sleep when reflecting on my interactions of the day gone.

Is this just me??


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Edited by GGTBod (08/12/11 09:06 PM)

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Re: Do you have an inner arsehole???? [Re: GGTBod]
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The older you get, I think the more fed up I get at the small things that I used to find only mildly annoying.


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Re: Do you have an inner arsehole???? [Re: GGTBod]
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Haha I know what your talking about. I can usually control mine now but it pops up every once in a while still.

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Re: Do you have an inner arsehole???? [Re: lucy84]
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Oh yeah. I'm capable of very nasty things. But then again, it's all relative right?


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Re: Do you have an inner arsehole???? [Re: GGTBod]
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GGTBod said:
I have noticed now i am in my mid 30's my inner child has been replaced by an inner arsehole, if i am not carefull in certain situations (that must annoy me subconciously in some way) then this obnoxious cunt speaks instead of me. Worst part is i don't seem aware at the time but i notice as i lie in bed about to sleep when reflecting on my interactions of the day gone.

Is this just me??


ive noticed this too


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Trying to get through the night
Just a man with the will to survive


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Re: Do you have an inner arsehole???? [Re: lucy84]
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is it the older we get the more and more this cranky old cunt speaks instead of us, somewhere inside we think "Hmmm nice day today" and our voice says "When i was a lad we never had to put up with this kind of bullshit!! Younguns these days are all little bastards" and things of the like


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Re: Do you have an inner arsehole???? [Re: GGTBod]
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kids now a days are fucking pussys!!!!


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I'm like a wild animal in the corner
Waiting for the break of dawn
Trying to get through the night
Just a man with the will to survive


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Re: Do you have an inner arsehole???? [Re: Dunno]
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Maybe this thread could be a vent for all the old stubborn arsehole cunts inside to say anything that needs said in the hope it prevents him touretsing into our normal everyday interactions even if they do piss us off.

I'll start

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON WITH THIS LADAGAGA CHARACHTER???? DO YOU NOT NEED ANY TALENT TO HAVE A MUSIC CARREER THESE DAYS??? FOR FUCKS SAKE

I feel more mellow and in control already


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Re: Do you have an inner arsehole???? [Re: GGTBod]
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i hate the fact that NO ONE has any sort of common courtesy in them. no one gives a fuck about anyone else anymore.

the other day i was at the store and this lady in front of me had milk, eggs, bread, and a few other basic food items. she was 1.67 short and started looking through to see what she could take off. not a single person offered to pay the diff. most people in that line had random bullshit too. one guy had a shit load of meat that looked ready for the grill. had to be over 100.00 in just meat. i felt bad because i only had 5.00 on me and that went to toilet paper and ramen. no lie...


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I'm like a wild animal in the corner
Waiting for the break of dawn
Trying to get through the night
Just a man with the will to survive


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Re: Do you have an inner arsehole???? [Re: Dunno]
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I keep trying to work out how some stupid bastard decided the British system would work, i am fuckin sick to my back teeth that i work and pay half my wage every month to live where i live and some bastard on benefits (welfare)gets to live in exactly the same area as me and never works or contributes to society, does not give two fucks about the surrounding area or being a good neighbour or the upkeep and protection of the communal areas, type of aresholes who live here and graffity their name in handwriting like a retarded child on the lift walls, there should be some merit even if that merit is just not to have to put up with this type of low life living next door, there must be reward from society in havin a job and working your arse off everyday compared to scrounging off the fuckin system and expecting everything handed to you on a plate cos your fuckin vagina works well at spitting several kids out every time it has a cock stuck up it


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Re: Do you have an inner arsehole???? [Re: GGTBod]
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i agree. I TOTALLY AGREE!!!!


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I'm like a wild animal in the corner
Waiting for the break of dawn
Trying to get through the night
Just a man with the will to survive


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Re: Do you have an inner arsehole???? [Re: Dunno]
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yeah, Dunno, i hate that. i try to do random acts of kindness when i can, karma pays off.

i definitely have that inner asshole tendency though too. it often comes out when i'm trying to be funny or nice. like i went to some small parties at my friend's place a few times and there were never many girls. well, recently he had another one and this time it was packed. some of us guys were talking and i said, "hey, you actually have women here! nice dude." we're really good friends and i wasn't complaining, i was legitimately excited. his response was "wtf dude why do you always have to be such a douchebag?" and he was salty until i bought him a few beers.

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Re: Do you have an inner arsehole???? [Re: JT]
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JT said:
i said, "hey, you actually have women here! nice dude." we're really good friends and i wasn't complaining, i was legitimately excited. his response was "wtf dude why do you always have to be such a douchebag?" and he was salty until i bought him a few beers.



This is exactly the type of shit i am talking about, i think you need to vent, let the inner arsehole say what needs said, it is cathartic lol


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My Odysee channel chronicles my life, I refuse to hide my use of God's plant because of mans laws



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Re: Do you have an inner arsehole???? [Re: JT]
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:lol:


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I'm like a wild animal in the corner
Waiting for the break of dawn
Trying to get through the night
Just a man with the will to survive


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Re: Do you have an inner arsehole???? [Re: GGTBod]
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GGTBod said:
JT said:
i said, "hey, you actually have women here! nice dude." we're really good friends and i wasn't complaining, i was legitimately excited. his response was "wtf dude why do you always have to be such a douchebag?" and he was salty until i bought him a few beers.



This is exactly the type of shit i am talking about, i think you need to vent, let the inner arsehole say what needs said, it is cathartic lol


yeah. i have had quite a few nights when i've thought back about something i said and been like, daaaaamn they probably really took that out of context, what was i thinking?

thank god for the internet. if i couldn't bitch and be an asshole with anonymity every once in a while i would probably do it in real life without realizing it.

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Re: Do you have an inner arsehole???? [Re: Dunno]
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I really hate that dumb bitch who's ignoring me because of some insignificant shit I said while drunk. Goddamn, goddamn. That little inner voice can be quite a fucking nasty cunt every once in while...especially when I feed him alcohol. Goddammn, that little fucking bastard.

Goddamn.


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Re: Do you have an inner arsehole???? [Re: SpeedwayBoogie]
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rape it?


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Waiting for the break of dawn
Trying to get through the night
Just a man with the will to survive


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Re: Do you have an inner arsehole???? [Re: Dunno]
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It really pisses me off when people of slightly higher than average intelligence act like fucking brilliant scientists. The worst part of it is, most people IE dumb people, tend to be enamoured with the idea of these super-genius's that have no fucking clue of the consequences of their actions. I'm a BCRPA certified personal trainer, and I hear an EARFUCK of "Bro" science that makes me want to shit kittens just so I can blend them into  HATESTEW.

"Dude you should do lat pulldowns behind your head, it hits your delts harder, just look at mine."  Thats fine and good, have fun with your rotator cuffs in 10 years.

"Bro, I don't want to do squats because it'll give me a fat ass, just look at that guy over there" *Points to obese man doing bodyweight squats for the first time* Mmm, I love chicken legs. Feeling a little topheavy? I hope you don't mind lower back pain later in life.

"Dude, Mcdonalds is the best for bulking, it's got more calories than your body needs." Okay, not technically wrong; but from the perspective of a health nut like myself, thats a verbal crucifixion of every positive and healthy eating belief in the book.

To use the OP's terminology, it makes my Personality prolapse.....:eek:


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Re: Do you have an inner arsehole???? [Re: RourkeAnderson]
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RourkeAnderson said:
It really pisses me off when people of slightly higher than average intelligence act like fucking brilliant scientists. The worst part of it is, most people IE dumb people, tend to be enamoured with the idea of these super-genius's that have no fucking clue of the consequences of their actions. I'm a BCRPA certified personal trainer, and I hear an EARFUCK of "Bro" science that makes me want to shit kittens just so I can blend them into  HATESTEW.

"Dude you should do lat pulldowns behind your head, it hits your delts harder, just look at mine."  Thats fine and good, have fun with your rotator cuffs in 10 years.

"Bro, I don't want to do squats because it'll give me a fat ass, just look at that guy over there" *Points to obese man doing bodyweight squats for the first time* Mmm, I love chicken legs. Feeling a little topheavy? I hope you don't mind lower back pain later in life.

"Dude, Mcdonalds is the best for bulking, it's got more calories than your body needs." Okay, not technically wrong; but from the perspective of a health nut like myself, thats a verbal crucifixion of every positive and healthy eating belief in the book.

To use the OP's terminology, it makes my Personality prolapse.....:eek:





Dood you just gotta try this new one arm pressup man it really strengthens your neck


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Re: Do you have an inner arsehole???? [Re: GGTBod]
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suck a d*ck you f*ckin nob gobbler

that felt good, thanks

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