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akira_akuma
Φύσις κρύπτεσθαι ὕψιστος φιλεῖ

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Re: rate my cock

[Re: imachavel]
#14151987 - 03/20/11 01:43 AM (15 years, 6 months ago)

it's hilariously funny. you can't laugh at your cock... its a mushroom shaped protuberance from your scrotum.

:lol:

:lol:

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Bodhi of Ankou
*alternate opinion blocks path*

Registered: 06/02/09
Posts: 24,778
Loc: Soviet Canukistan

Re: rate my cock

[Re: s240779]
#14152003 - 03/20/11 01:47 AM (15 years, 6 months ago)

Wow your cock looks like its getting devoured by your scrotum

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BlueJayWay
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Re: rate my cock

[Re: s240779]
#14152009 - 03/20/11 01:49 AM (15 years, 6 months ago)

superhigh said:

So why does your boyfriend's uncircumcised penis look "a million times" better than mine? Is it that his foreskin isn't long enough that it forms a tip?

Hey, I wasn't making fun of you; I was just comparing :tongue:

:tongue:

And his looking better doesn't really have to do with circumcision, circumcision doesn't even really matter (although I do tend to think circumcised penises look weird), it's more about shape, width, and plus my boyfriend's dick curves slightly upward, which I think looks (and feels) better.

Plus I think most genitals aren't very pretty in the first place. I've never seen a "pretty" vagina or a "pretty" dick. It's pretty much on a scale of "okay or nice" to "weird looking or slightly gross looking"

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s240779

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Re: rate my cock

[Re: BlueJayWay]
#14152029 - 03/20/11 01:55 AM (15 years, 6 months ago)

BlueJayWay said:

superhigh said:

So why does your boyfriend's uncircumcised penis look "a million times" better than mine? Is it that his foreskin isn't long enough that it forms a tip?

Hey, I wasn't making fun of you; I was just comparing
And his looking better doesn't really have to do with circumcision, circumcision doesn't even really matter (although I do tend to think circumcised penises look weird), it's more about shape, width, and plus my boyfriend's dick curves slightly upward, which I think looks (and feels) better.

Plus I think most genitals aren't very pretty in the first place. I've never seen a "pretty" vagina or a "pretty" dick. It's pretty much on a scale of "okay or nice" to "weird looking or slightly gross looking"

One thing you need to take into consideration is that I'm not fully erect in that picture. When you you're with your boyfriend, he probably gets fully erect cuz he's with a girl. So my dick does get higher, but it does curve downward a little, and I'm extremely grateful for that. Extremely. Because that enables a girl to take it deeper in her throat. This one porn star talks about how you can't deepthroat a penis that curves upwards. I'm not big on porn but I have this one video where katsumi fully deepthroats two men with downward curving penises with incredible speed and ease. And there's this one guy in the video with an upward curving penis and it's funny cuz she literally struggles using both her hands to grab his dick to deepthroat him and he only gets deepthroated once in the entire vid.

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Northerner said:
I agree psilocybin is smokable though.

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imachavel
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Re: rate my cock

[Re: s240779]
#14152034 - 03/20/11 01:56 AM (15 years, 6 months ago)

thanks for that :shrug:

:shrug:

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I did not say to edit my signature soulidarity! Now forever I will never remember what I said about understanding the secrets of the universe by paying attention to subtleties!

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I'm never giving you the password again. Jerk

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Bodhi of Ankou
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Re: rate my cock

[Re: imachavel]
#14152036 - 03/20/11 01:57 AM (15 years, 6 months ago)

That was...Informative.

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s240779

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Re: rate my cock

[Re: s240779]
#14152038 - 03/20/11 01:57 AM (15 years, 6 months ago)

It's interesting. Don't know why you guys were weirded out.

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Northerner said:
I agree psilocybin is smokable though.

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BlueJayWay
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Re: rate my cock

[Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
#14152048 - 03/20/11 02:01 AM (15 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

When you you're with your boyfriend, he probably gets fully erect cuz he's with a girl.

....He's lived with me for almost 3 years....so I know what his dick looks like when it's not fully erect, so no, that's not really something to take into consideration.

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So my dick does get higher, but it does curve downward a little, and I'm extremely grateful for that. Extremely. Because that enables a girl to take it deeper in her throat.

Yeah, but it feels better to the girl if you're actually fucking if it curves upward, so curving downward isn't really a plus :shrug:

:shrug:

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s240779

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Re: rate my cock

[Re: BlueJayWay]
#14152051 - 03/20/11 02:02 AM (15 years, 6 months ago)

I'

BlueJayWay said:

Yeah, but it feels better to the girl if you're actually fucking if it curves upward,

so curving downward isn't really a plus

LOL I'm far more concerned about my own pleasure than the girl's. And I hope I get way more head than intercourse in my lifetime.

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Northerner said:
I agree psilocybin is smokable though.

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imachavel
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Re: rate my cock

[Re: BlueJayWay]
#14152052 - 03/20/11 02:03 AM (15 years, 6 months ago)

not a plus

get a better cock, not an ant eater!!!! :kingcrankey:

:kingcrankey:

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:kingcrankey:

I did not say to edit my signature soulidarity! Now forever I will never remember what I said about understanding the secrets of the universe by paying attention to subtleties!

:facepalm:

:facepalm:

I'm never giving you the password again. Jerk

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imachavel
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Re: rate my cock

[Re: s240779]
#14152056 - 03/20/11 02:05 AM (15 years, 6 months ago)

superhigh said:

I'
BlueJayWay said:

Yeah, but it feels better to the girl if you're actually fucking if it curves upward,

so curving downward isn't really a plus

LOL I'm far more concerned about my own pleasure than the girl's. And I hope I get way more head than intercourse in my lifetime.

well why ask the ladies to rate the cock if you don't plan to please the ladies with the cock :feelsbadman:

:feelsbadman:

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:kingcrankey:

:kingcrankey:

I did not say to edit my signature soulidarity! Now forever I will never remember what I said about understanding the secrets of the universe by paying attention to subtleties!

:facepalm:

:facepalm:

I'm never giving you the password again. Jerk

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BlueJayWay
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Re: rate my cock

[Re: imachavel]
#14152058 - 03/20/11 02:05 AM (15 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

LOL I'm far more concerned about my own pleasure than the girl's. And I hope I get way more head than intercourse in my lifetime.

Then you're probably not going to get very much intercourse or head in your lifetime :lol:

:lol:

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s240779

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Re: rate my cock

[Re: s240779]
#14152081 - 03/20/11 02:16 AM (15 years, 6 months ago)

What's interesting is there's pros and cons to all these things: circumsized (aesthetically preferred)/uncircumsized (more sensitive head), uncircumsized and retracts when erect (exposes the head)/ uncircumsized and doesn't retract when erect (provides a unique skin rubbing experience), size (very big may be preferred, but too big for a blow job), upward slanting (better for sex), downward slanting (better for head), straight (perhaps aesthetically preferred by some)... etc...

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Northerner said:
I agree psilocybin is smokable though.

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meatcakeman
the search for bodhisattva

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Re: rate my cock

[Re: s240779]
#14152271 - 03/20/11 03:46 AM (15 years, 6 months ago)

wow 12 pages of heated cock debate. :facepalm:

:facepalm:

if i posted a picture of my cock, i'd blow all you fuckers away.

em eye dewing it write?
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Bodhi of Ankou
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Re: rate my cock

[Re: meatcakeman]
#14152346 - 03/20/11 04:31 AM (15 years, 6 months ago)

Only on the shroomery can people actually manage to talk about cocks for hours on end

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JesusGoneRogue

Registered: 10/24/10
Posts: 9,495

Re: rate my cock

[Re: imachavel]
#14152424 - 03/20/11 05:39 AM (15 years, 6 months ago)

imachavel said:

i don't really care, it's not like i'm loosing sleep over this

really? i did. :zomgwtf:

:zomgwtf:

it haunts my dreams

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Maharishi_2_U
Opt Out Super Fag

Registered: 10/21/09
Posts: 6,316
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Re: rate my cock

[Re: JesusGoneRogue]
#14152563 - 03/20/11 07:00 AM (15 years, 6 months ago)

Hahahaha this thread is amazing lmao!!!
I have been told, more than once, that my one eyed trouser troll is "pretty" lol
so amusing, lol
bc

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s240779

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Re: rate my cock

[Re: Maharishi_2_U]
#14152765 - 03/20/11 08:42 AM (15 years, 6 months ago)

boredcertified said:

Hahahaha this thread is amazing lmao!!!

That's cuz my penis is amazing.

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Northerner said:
I agree psilocybin is smokable though.

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Mello Kitty
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Re: rate my cock

[Re: s240779]
#14152930 - 03/20/11 09:39 AM (15 years, 6 months ago)

the ANTeater Thread will never die!

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Anthony917
why dont we do it in the road

Registered: 05/14/09
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Re: rate my cock

[Re: s240779]
#14153508 - 03/20/11 12:16 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

superhigh said:

BlueJayWay said:

superhigh said:

So why does your boyfriend's uncircumcised penis look "a million times" better than mine? Is it that his foreskin isn't long enough that it forms a tip?

Hey, I wasn't making fun of you; I was just comparing
And his looking better doesn't really have to do with circumcision, circumcision doesn't even really matter (although I do tend to think circumcised penises look weird), it's more about shape, width, and plus my boyfriend's dick curves slightly upward, which I think looks (and feels) better.

Plus I think most genitals aren't very pretty in the first place. I've never seen a "pretty" vagina or a "pretty" dick. It's pretty much on a scale of "okay or nice" to "weird looking or slightly gross looking"

One thing you need to take into consideration is that I'm not fully erect in that picture. When you you're with your boyfriend, he probably gets fully erect cuz he's with a girl. So my dick does get higher, but it does curve downward a little, and I'm extremely grateful for that. Extremely. Because that enables a girl to take it deeper in her throat. This one porn star talks about how you can't deepthroat a penis that curves upwards. I'm not big on porn but I have this one video where katsumi fully deepthroats two men with downward curving penises with incredible speed and ease. And there's this one guy in the video with an upward curving penis and it's funny cuz she literally struggles using both her hands to grab his dick to deepthroat him and he only gets deepthroated once in the entire vid.

except no one has ever sucked your cock

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