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Re: The FUCK VALENTINES DAY thread [Re: electricfeel]
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:seriousamanita: i'll see you in court


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Re: The FUCK VALENTINES DAY thread [Re: electricfeel]
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electricfeel said:
CidneyIndole said:
You're lucky that Satan's very own advocate stumbled into this thread.

Girls like you always piss and moan about how much they hate valentines day, and what a scam it is, but secretly the only reason you feel this way is because you can't stand to let yourself admit the disappointment you feel after years of not having ever been treated "properly" on valentines day.

Thing is, you girls are often quite good at this charade, sometimes to the point of your partner's detriment.

Have you told your boyfriend of your newfound passion for valentines?  Or does he think, that you think it still sucks?

Because if he thinks you're of the opinion that it sucks, and that poor bastard DID have monday off... it probably would have turned out to be a really bad day for your relationship anyway. I mean, what if you were expecting some big thing, and he didn't do anything, or he just gets you a card or something....

Alternately, maybe he's messing with you, and saying he has to work, so that he can SURPRISE you by coming home early!  (So don't fuck the mailman) :lol:



Seriously, though... you want a real reason not to be upset about it?  Look at the rest of us sad fucks.

I'm only here because I'm alone and miserable about it. :shrug:






Jeeeeesus christ, lol. It is REALLY not that fucking deep. at all. :what:

i was trying to agree with the damn thread.

i really have always hated valentine's day just as equally as every other consumer holiday, and i openly admitted that putting any value into it is a result of brainwashing, and i already said that I was ashamed of being the least bit excited. :wtf:


i definitely wouldn't classify it as a "newfound passion" for valentines day, lol, but yes.... my boyfriend knew that i wanted to do something for it. the reason for that is mainly because we have been having problems lately, and I was for the most part just excited for us to have a night together that is finally just romantic and cliche and worry free, but whatever, I know it's dumb either way. And I also wasn't expecting anything big at all, I literally told him to get me the most cliche valentines day shit ever like a box of chocolates and a stuffed animal or whatever because that's all I fucking wanted haha.... I just wanted the vday experience ONE TIME to see what all the hype about was okay so fucking sue me :sad::sad::sad:




:hug:

I was just fucking around. I meant to make you feel better, not worse. I guess my humor doesn't always translate. I'm only in this thread because I'm lonely and bitter.

I'm sure you'll get some time together, or figure out some way to make it up.

:peace:


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Re: The FUCK VALENTINES DAY thread [Re: CidneyIndole]
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Haha okay well.... thanks for trying. :hug:


Fuck valentines day.


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Re: The FUCK VALENTINES DAY thread [Re: Larrythescaryrex]
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Larrythescaryrex said:
anunnakian said:
Yeah but who the hell would celebrate it without them and vales or some other mall jewelry store shoving it down our throats. Fuck that brand of consumerism.







It's Zales, asshat, and nothing says I love you like a blood diamond :kingcrankey:



:stoned2: :lmafo:  :squirrelnut:

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Re: The FUCK VALENTINES DAY thread [Re: 4runner]
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Don't you love it when everyone starts asking you what you're doing for VD?


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Re: The FUCK VALENTINES DAY thread [Re: nicechrisman]
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I hear condoms help.


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Re: The FUCK VALENTINES DAY thread [Re: jewunit]
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jewunit said:
I hear condoms help.



:smirk:


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Re: The FUCK VALENTINES DAY thread [Re: nicechrisman]
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Valentine's Day is a scam.


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Re: The FUCK VALENTINES DAY thread [Re: electricfeel]
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Heya EFeel!
Ya, I've been so fuckin bwashed too, but never that much bout V Day.....
I truly do try to get a grip on the real origins of whatev holidaze it is. That helps.
Being a Mom to 3 now late teen-34 yr old kids, I've been thru it. I'm SO fuckin over it, OHhhhhh YEAH!
However, I will joyfully and totally add my FUCK HOLIDAZE!!!!!!!!
To this thread, your post touched me. Poignant, I felt, anyhow......
Why not let it come down, go with your gut feeling? If YOU are genuinely excited about maybe surprising your dood V DAY nite, at his work....? With a Lil something.....whatever, then why not?!
That's the real deal, babe!
Lucky you, and him.
Oooops! You're wanting to get talked down.....I forgot!!!!
Hahahaaaaa!
Well, but still-
1. FUCK THIS FUCKING STUPID HOLIDAZE
S
H
I
T
Ho
Ho
Ho
Pass the bottle of rum

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Re: The FUCK VALENTINES DAY thread [Re: Dave Soderberg]
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Dave Soderberg said:
I say fuck all holidays that cost me money



Damn Right... :kingcrankey:

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Re: The FUCK VALENTINES DAY thread [Re: meatwodd7600]
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Hahahaa, I totally saw this coming.

but yeah, I requested off from work and I'm gonna go on a date with myself.


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Re: The FUCK VALENTINES DAY thread [Re: nicechrisman]
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Benzos in hand, alcohol in stomach, bring it on Valentines day. :carl:


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Re: The FUCK VALENTINES DAY thread [Re: AlmostAsCoolAs]
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HA!
I'm Lovin' It!!!!!!
Can I visit...........?
Gawd, Benzos! We r old school!
Al is always reliable, ya hahaha!
Gimme gimme
Gimme some hydro!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Have F
U
N!
Everybody!!!!!!!

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Re: The FUCK VALENTINES DAY thread [Re: Lisa1105]
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I despise all those blood diamond commercials.

Why should you give some woman a stupid rock to marry them?


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Re: The FUCK VALENTINES DAY thread [Re: FeedingMyDreams]
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"Smother her, with the craze of your obsession." - De Fools

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Re: The FUCK VALENTINES DAY thread [Re: ModularMind]
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A good dishwasher is way more practical.


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Re: The FUCK VALENTINES DAY thread [Re: Hajnal]
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Hajnal said:
I don't need a damn marketing holiday to show someone I care.




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Re: The FUCK VALENTINES DAY thread [Re: 2Cents]
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Happy single awareness day!


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Re: The FUCK VALENTINES DAY thread [Re: nicechrisman]
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Re: The FUCK VALENTINES DAY thread [Re: nicechrisman]
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under 12 with no bets..

kinda disapointing, but fuck valentines day none the less


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